Lucandrake Posted December 27, 2008 Posted December 27, 2008 I am Legend Seriously, someone re-name this film to "I AM GAY". As a piece of art, it wreaks of win. As a Book-Movie transition, as always, it fails. The entire movie made me think of how awesome life would be had it been just me and a puppy. Until it got down to attempting to give the movie a ending... Could it have been more gay? Dumbass.com has Will's brilliant plan of "Sacrifice" down as will full suicide. It's like the director wanted to point out his desire to kill himself, and then slapped everyone who watched the movie in the face telling them "You knew he was going to die, but you didn't think he was going to die in a way so stupid right?". I edited the movie, I ended it with Will Smith crying as he chocked puppy to death. Better to leave the rest to the imagination if what you yourself come up with is considered trash.
Inky Posted December 28, 2008 Posted December 28, 2008 The Machine Girl.prolly the lamest thing I've had the misfortune to see. The only saving point's were the 2 chicks were cute. but one was supposed to be the mother of a teenager..... yeah I guess if she had him at 7 years old. and the Drill Bra. best weapon ever.overall I'll give it 2.5/5 for goofy violence and gore, (do fountains of red food colored water count as gore?) cute chicks and the drill bra.
gavin19 Posted December 28, 2008 Posted December 28, 2008 (edited) Finally got around to watching Howl's Moving Castle. Typically quality animation and storytelling from Ghibli. 8/10 Watched Porco Rosso again too, just something about that movie I can't put my finger on. Good stuff. Also, Max Payne. I never played the games for more than 5 minutes so I can't really compare. Average action-fest with an all-over-the-shop storyline and some wooden acting. 5/10 Edited December 28, 2008 by gavin19
Gryph Posted January 1, 2009 Posted January 1, 2009 I just got back from Slumdog Millionaire and it was great.
Lucandrake Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 Pineapple Express Funny as sh!t, go watch it now!
Inky Posted January 2, 2009 Posted January 2, 2009 I've watched a few in the last few days.Midnight Movie. pretty decent slasher b-movie. 3.5/5Better off Dead. another 80's john cusack movie, not as good as one crazy summer. 3/5Bedtime Stories. decent but I miss the old style Adam Sandler. 3/5Boogeyman 2. Meh I couldn't keep interest in this one. 2/5Boogeyman 3. Much better this one wasn't bad at all. 3.5/5 I have Apaloosa and Benjamin Button on the HDD. might watch em today.
Inky Posted January 4, 2009 Posted January 4, 2009 Apaloosa was pretty flocking awesome. it's no Tombstone or Unforgiven but it's up there in the top 5 of modern westerns:1. Unforgiven2. Tombstone3. The Assassination of Jesse James4. Wyatt Earp5. Apaloosa
solidius23 Posted January 4, 2009 Posted January 4, 2009 my best friends girl ok comedythe family that preys ok dramatrading places one of the all time great comedies
Smilee Posted January 7, 2009 Posted January 7, 2009 Slumdog Millionaire Really good. Probably the only good movie to come out recently.
Darken Posted January 8, 2009 Posted January 8, 2009 Transporter 3Since he Break all his rule , he SUCK . and they could find better game for this movie ... YUCK
ken_cinder Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Max Payne, and whoever wrote the script for the movie needs to be shot and pissed on. For the 1st half hour I was confused as all hell, then not..... thinking they were fleshing out the story, then confused again and finally realizing they've completely screwed the stroyline and 75% of it is missing entirely! Fans will be confused for the first half hour, and pissed off for the next half hour, only to be seriously disappointed after the final 45 minutes. If you know nothing about Max Payne, it could be a half decent movie. But I'll say it again, whoever put the script together for the movie, needs to be shot and pissed on.
echoman Posted January 15, 2009 Posted January 15, 2009 Max Payne, and whoever wrote the script for the movie needs to be shot and pissed on. For the 1st half hour I was confused as all hell, then not..... thinking they were fleshing out the story, then confused again and finally realizing they've completely screwed the stroyline and 75% of it is missing entirely! Fans will be confused for the first half hour, and pissed off for the next half hour, only to be seriously disappointed after the final 45 minutes. If you know nothing about Max Payne, it could be a half decent movie. But I'll say it again, whoever put the script together for the movie, needs to be shot and pissed on. Amen to that, I stated from day one if they just followed the plot that would be a guaranteed hit. As usual they stray so it was trash Just saw Troy on BR, never saw it before. Way to long, I'd rather watch gladiator and 300 again
Gryph Posted January 16, 2009 Posted January 16, 2009 I just got back from Gran Torino. I liked the movie.
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