Worst arcade excuses >:o

[Cominus]

"ey cabrón!! no sirve la pinche palanca!! no se vale "

 

Translation: Hey bastard, the damn joystick doesnt work/isnt worth crap, it aint right/it aint worth it.

 

Here's a good one:

 

"I'm out of Shape" <---

 

"Ohh..he's good"

Edited March 12, 2004 by Cominus

[Alpha]

"Stop using the same moves!"

"I am not good at these kind of games!"

"I do so much better with my own preset controls!"

 

..Those are the top 3 I hate most as of now.

[Diso]

"I was AFK!"

"I play better when I go to the bathroom"*zoom*

"You pressed my buttons!"

"i hate you"

"My cell phone was ringing"

"I couldn't see the screen"

"Boo!"

[ForceX]

My Top 5 Lame Arcade Excuses

 

1) The Joystick is f*&%$%

2) This game screwed me on purpose...

3) I was distracted by the person over there giving me the evil

4) You were making to much noise by pressing your buttons and I couldn't concentrate

5) I was blinded by your butt ugly mumma standing over there

 

 

 

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[Cominus]

5) I was blinded by your butt ugly mumma standing over there

LOL! Good One.

[ForceX]

5) I was blinded by your butt ugly mumma standing over there

LOL! Good One.

Why Thank you Cominus

 

Someone has actually used that on me before....but I have also used it when I have played against one of my mates...hehehe

[Weirdy]

distraction can be a biatch sometimes, but not all the time. Like if there's a hot chick standing somewhere near and I stare and just keep my hands going on the control panel, sometimes I actually do better

[Gryph]

distraction can be a biatch sometimes, but not all the time. Like if there's a hot chick standing somewhere near and I stare and just keep my hands going on the control panel, sometimes I actually do better

Hot chick at an arcade? Where the flock do you live?

[ForceX]

Hot Chick.....At The Arcades

 

hehehehe....I wouldn't mind losing a match if I was distracted by a hot chick

[Weirdy]

I live in a horrible small city where all the mean ass rap loving cholos get a lot of hot chicks and they treat em like crap so they just say "c'mon biatch, we're going to the arcade" and they don't want to.

 

or sometimes its cause chicks go there to play DDR(there's like two machines there

[Gryph]

I live in a horrible small city where all the mean ass rap loving cholos get a lot of hot chicks and they treat em like crap so they just say "c'mon biatch, we're going to the arcade" and they don't want to.

 

or sometimes its cause chicks go there to play DDR(there's like two machines there

No harm is seeing chicks play DDR. Unless they're 200 pounds overweight. Then its just sick.

 

What's a cholo? Is that the German word for jock? I don't know any German and since you're German, perhaps you can help me out there.

[Samurai Edge]

I more used to the keyboard (rom user).

[Weirdy]

What's a cholo? Is that the German word for jock? I don't know any German and since you're German, perhaps you can help me out there. 

again, I am not german, I'm mexican. A cholo is...a way to describe a mexican gang member. You know like..those dudes you see driving low riders saying the words "ese" and "homes" all the time. Yeah, they're the trash/scum of our culture. You know how white ppl have rednecks/white trash, yeah, thats our equivalent.

 

And I'm not talking mafia and sh¡t like that, I mean those dudes on the street with the tank tops and tatoos on their stomachs

[Gryph]

What's a cholo? Is that the German word for jock? I don't know any German and since you're German, perhaps you can help me out there. 

again, I am not german, I'm mexican.

I know that. I was joking. Hence the smiley face.

 

But what you call cholos, I call 'ese's.

 

I'm the scum of my culture so I can't really point finger at anyone.

[ForceX]

I thought a mexican gang member was called Essai (Spelling)