The-Ice-Man

Tip 6: Colonic irrigation. Pay to have someone pump your butt full of water.

I don't get people who do stuff while they crap. Why does it take so long for you to go? The game wouldn't even have time to load if it was me. I'm in there, poop, wipe, flush and go. No time to read a newspaper or whatever.

When you make them are they soft, or crunchy? Homemade cookies are sometimes soft. I don't like them when they're soft.

The FBI are saying that Carrodine was probably murdered by two Tai ladyboys who strung him up to make it look like auto erotic asphyxia. They're saying this because they found evidence of someone else in the room. But I think it's more likely that he just died by accident whist engaging in a bit of auto erotic asphyxia with a whore or two. One of his ex wives said she left him coz he used to like 'dangerous sexual acts' so I think we can read between the lines. They're also saying that he was investigating some kind of underground kung fu gang, and that it could have been a hit, but gang hits tend to be gunshots to the head, not nooses around the neck and pee pee.

It's a shame you can't change the font size in the config.xml. That'd be a lot easier.

His real name's Neil Burgess. Hire a private detective agency to find his house and wait for him outsite.

Updating that thread would make sense, then keeping it bumped or pinned so people can see it easily. I haven't tried release 2 yet either, and it's been a few months now since I had Coinops on my box's hard drive, but I remember the multiple key bind trick, it was the same for Mameox.

How bad will we feel if Barry drops dead tomorrow?

It's possible you disabled the overclocking in the options somewhere. I think it's in advanced/secret options somewhere. Or it was in release 1. I don't remember.

Any news on when the FAS will be back, and the last 8 posts/top poster? Also what's the suprising new feature and when's that coming?

HI I'M BARRY SCOTT, AND I MUST SHOUT ALL THE TIME IN ORDER TO SELL MY CLEANING PRODUCTS. BANG! AND THE DIRT IS GONE!!!!

Launch the game you want to bind controls for, enter the config menu, and select controls for this game. Then for the buttons you want to bind to the r trigger, first bind the button you want to assign to it normally, then bind it again to the r trigger. Do the same for the other button. That may not be clear. I'll try again with an example. So for example, you're playing Final Fight and want buttons 1 and 2 to be bound to X and A for punch and jump. But you also want Y to be bound to both 1 & 2 so you can do a special with a single press. You'd bind button 1 to X, and then bind it again to Y. So that it says Button 1 = X or Y. Then you'd bind button 2 to both A and Y. So that it says Button 2 = A or Y. That way when you press X you'll punch, when you press A you'll jump, and when you press Y you'll do a special as the game will think you just pressed X & A together. Even though you didn't. Hoorah.

Famous people die all the time. Just usually older stars that you haven't seen in ages. No one's mentioned David Carradine's death. And that's one that's worth talking about.

Probably easier to pick up a Saturn if you don't already have one and find the game on ebay or in a second hand shop.

What game is he playing in the second vid? It just looks like a load of windows.

So his wife says.

Not here, it stays firmly in my pants at this site.

Will do one day, and when I do I'll use the 360 pad on my PC for a few games and whatever the xbox can't properly emulate.

I'd keep playing on it if I had a joypad, but with mouse controls my hand aches coz you have to hold down the fire button to aim, even with auto fire on. This means I'm constantly holding down the left mouse button as well as moving the mouse around, which hurts after a while.

Just downloaded it. Not bad at all, especially for free. It looks better than Retro Evolved 1, but not as good as Retro Evolved 2. Music and sound effects are also a lot better on both Geometry Wars games. I don't like the aiming device on mouse/keyboard control much either, but if I had a dual anologue controller for my PC Grid Wars would be a suitable replacement for Geometry Wars, but you have to admit it's a blatent copycat.

Groovy. Shame about Biomtoy, it's kinda cool. I don't have many platformers on mame/fba.

Plants vs Zombies. From Popcap games, who made Peggle and Bejeweled etc. I think it's their latest game. It's fun. The zombies are really amusing and it's all really well animated. You have to defend your house from waves of zombies using various types of garden plants. Instead of money to build units you use sun to grow plants. It's no C&C but you could call it a real time strategy. There's not too much effort involved, but the concept and presentation make it worth playing. You should try it, you'll be glad you did.

I've only played the demos for Retro 1&2 on my brother in law's 360. They're both good but the graphics are so much more awesome on Retro 2. Especially on his 40 inch HD TV. It's like a never ending fireworks display. Well, it ends when you die. Maybe they'll make a Retro 3 with more weapons and level up features. I don't have a DS. How do you control it on there? With the dpad for moving and the stylus for aiming? I think dual analoge sticks has to be the best control method for it.

I also like Custard Creams, and Rich Teas, and Digestives, and Jammy Dodgers, and Nice biscuits (pronounced Neace) and chocolate chip cookies, and.......

Are you saying you want Hulk Hogan to die? He's probably not the nicest person in the world but I don't think I'd wish him dead above Michael Jackson.