Chaotica Posted February 6, 2009 Posted February 6, 2009 I don't think I have ever met someone who takes masturbation so seriously. It's normal, it's a stress-release valve, and everyone does it. Why feel guilty for? I don't think you should change your masturbation habits...I think you should change your thinking. Just enjoy yourself. It's harmless.
Devia Eleven Posted February 6, 2009 Author Posted February 6, 2009 I've been told often that I think too much.
2eyez Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 And they say that you'll go blind if you jack off too much. If that was true, all men would be blind. Plus, men think about sex all the time. It's in our nature. I say, go get laid if you get the chance and remember to be safe.
Inky Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 so how goes the non masturbation? and will you please stop changing your name Davia, it's flocking confusing.
Devia Eleven Posted February 7, 2009 Author Posted February 7, 2009 so how goes the non masturbation? and will you please stop changing your name Davia, it's flocking confusing. It was Devia. It won't happen again, I've reached my limit. This name is sufficient because it now matches all of my other forum and website monikers. Before this thread was created, I was masturbating on an average of twice a day, for probably three days a week. Even when I received random erections at home, they became pests and the quickest way to get rid of them, was to masturbate. Random erections are bothersome and undesirable. Especially when in the morning, those come out to be ridiculous. I also have a small sore from masturbating without any type of lubricant. I've ceased masturbation for a week and now the cut has healed one hundred percent, it seems.
GodPigeon Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 They say if you wake up without morning wood, youre gay. Is this True? Easiest way to get rid of morning wood is just takin a leak xD
solidius23 Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 beat yo crap its yours do what ya want with it , if ya dont u are gonna end up in a clock tower somewhere
Inky Posted February 7, 2009 Posted February 7, 2009 They say if you wake up without morning wood, you're gay. Is this True? Easiest way to get rid of morning wood is just takin a leak xDshow me a guy who doesn't wake up with morning wood at least once a week and is under the age of 50 and I'll show you a liar.
Shoma Posted February 8, 2009 Posted February 8, 2009 Wait all i have to do is pee?R u serious!?HAs another secret to life been unlocked!??!?!?!
Skythe Posted February 8, 2009 Posted February 8, 2009 Wait all i have to do is pee?R u serious!?HAs another secret to life been unlocked!??!?!?! Secret Achievement Unlocked!
ken_cinder Posted February 8, 2009 Posted February 8, 2009 Wait all i have to do is pee?R u serious!?HAs another secret to life been unlocked!??!?!?! Yeah, good luck with taking a piss in that condition, it's not physically possible. And this is officially THE oddest thread ever on this site. Though like solidius23 said, if I didn't get some or do so myself, I WOULD end up in a clock tower somewhere with a rifle. Oh and another thing, an active prostate is a healthy prostate so start early!
Sybarite Paladin AxL Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 I just happened on this thread by chance. I have a stable relationship and we have sex twice a day usually on weekdays due to uni. I'm really addicted to having sex and the more I have, the more I want. When I'm away from my girl I find I masturbate much more often then when I'm not in a relationship. I'm 20 now, 21 this November. When I was younger (15-16) whenever I jerked it and blew my load, I always felt that I didn't want to have anything to do with it for at least 6-7 hours. Not because of misplaced feelings of guilt or other culturally imprinted falsehoods, but because at that time, I considered it too much effort. I also found that growing up increased my frequency of masturbation little by little. My carnal desires increase dramatically when I have a girl as well. When I'm single I usually smoke more weed so I can soothe the beast within. You are missing out by not having sex really, a lot. For me at least it's dangerously addictive. My girls usually complain and want me to relax but I just keep wanting more and more. I don't really back down because I've found out that if you do them long and often enough, they start wanting it more too. Just my 2c. As Chaotica said, don't change your habit, change your mindset. And try to find a girl and get sexin'. But always be a gentleman
Inky Posted March 2, 2009 Posted March 2, 2009 Wait all i have to do is pee?R u serious!?HAs another secret to life been unlocked!??!?!?! Yeah, good luck with taking a piss in that condition, it's not physically possible.Maybe you got super boners that close off the urethra, but I can take a leak with a boner.
Devia Eleven Posted March 2, 2009 Author Posted March 2, 2009 You know, honestly, I wish my natural heterosexual hormones were absent. I would love to be neutralsexual, (neither liking female or male), so I wouldn't have to constantly worry about performing sex at least once before I die. Yes, I know that is impossible, hence my masculinity, but sex would be less of a conundrum if it was completely erased from my brain. I want to abolish sexual feeling, all of my porn can be respectfully deleted, all sexual pursuits will be terminated. Why spend weeks or even months to build a relationship with a female just to have sex? My cold and unmoved emotions comportment towards opposite sex relationships will prevent me from ever having sex. Let this virgin urinating stick rest in its grave without mention, or cowardice.
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