What's the first sentence that you say to a girl?

[Agozer]

I don't really know any pickup lines worth saying...

 

If a girl ever wander my way and for some unknown reason we start a conversation (which doesn't usually happen), I'd probably just say "Hi".

 

I honestly woudn't know what to say next.

[ritzi]

yeah, girls usually go for the simple "Hi"..

 

other than:

 

"Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. "

 

"I'm bigger and better than the Titanic... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic"

 

"I'm good at math, U+I=69"

 

"I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex."

 

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

 

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK"

 

"Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's."

 

"Please help the homeless. Take me home with you..."

 

"Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy."

 

"What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?"

 

"Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you."

 

"Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?"

 

"You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me."

 

"You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?"

 

"Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw."

 

 

 

this is just humor pick up lines... =P

[Weirdy]

yeah, girls usually go for the simple "Hi"..

 

other than:

 

"Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. "

 

"I'm bigger and better than the Titanic... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic"

 

"I'm good at math, U+I=69"

 

"I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex."

 

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

 

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK"

 

"Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's."

 

"Please help the homeless. Take me home with you..."

 

"Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy."

 

"What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?"

 

"Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you."

 

"Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?"

 

"You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me."

 

"You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?"

 

"Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw."

 

 

 

this is just humor pick up lines... =P

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ROFLMAO gg

[Agozer]

Hahahah... Ritzi gets teh funnay award of the day.

[Gryph]

"Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy."

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The funniest one. The rest are really funny too. I'm going to try them out.

[Dooz]

"I stuffed 30 kittens into a bag and covered them with cement in my basement."

 

I don't know why it never works. My deodorant must not be working.

[Weirdy]

"I stuffed 30 kittens into a bag and covered them with cement in my basement."

 

I don't know why it never works. My deodorant must not be working.

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umm..ok, now that's just disturbing

 

if you're gonna put a bad pick up at line at least let it be funny

 

not sadistic

[wacko_jacko]

"I stuffed 30 kittens into a bag and covered them with cement in my basement."

 

I don't know why it never works. My deodorant must not be working.

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Very, very sad.

[Agozer]

Most girls have a soft spot for cats or dogs or both. It's not advisable to use the above pick-up line.

[Sturmvogel]

If I'm in a hurry....ummm...nice shoes wanna f***?

[Diso]

I say Hey and usually they answer back.

 

I have some weird charm on me that makes me likeable to most people I meet.