Heh, a reclutant hero stranded in an island *gasp* with terrorists and some mutants. But yeah, everything that Uwe Boll touches turns into a pile of crap. Even things that *could* have potential. Sort of. I haven't beaten it yet, and I don't suppose this is any sort of trend in the game, but to be fair, I didn't expect the minor plot twist that happens when you finally do get the girl. Of course, it was entirely because I had resigned myself to a shooter of the most absolutely mindless kind. And they should title bloodrayne: Bloodrayne: Milla Jovovich Was Too Expensive I never played the game 'cause it looked like a lame ride-the-wave-of-pubescence kind of game, but the cover art screamed "This is that 5th Element Girl" to me. I haven't beaten it either. Now that we're talking about BloodRayne, I watched the trailer and judging by that, the movie sucks ass. Hell, even the game was basically sold just because the protagonist flashed more-than-average amount of skin. So what's this deal about the movie's climax being Hot Lesbian Action? Tells a lot about the production values, don't you think?