I'd totally cum all over her face. That is the most immoral and disgusting statement one can make to a female. People like you should be ashamed of themselves; for all you do is simply get horny underneath your chair while watching midnight porn. Get a life, better yet, wash your hands! Sick freak. Wrong sir, wrong. "Giving your girlfriend a facial does not have to be forbidden. Some women actually find it sexy to see you ejaculate from close up, and they get aroused when it hits their cheeks, lips and hair (although they may not appreciate a shot in the eye). Is this sort of porn-star-esque display degrading to her? Not if you get her permission... and definitely not if it turns her on." -Dr. Sari Locker, Maxim