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Reaper man

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  1. not really... you were able to do those feats because you thought god was by your side when in reality ist was all you. If you truly believe that there's a malevolent being aiding you along the way, you are just going to give everything you do that extra shove, it's just standard human psychology. Mind over matter, if you will.
  2. you do realize that's the buy it now price, and not the current bid right? this guy is nuts ;/
  3. Oh it's fu‍cking great! I'm right, everyone's wrong. In fact, I'm the supreme ruler of everyone that walks this earth! I'm awaiting for you to kiss my feet now. well they aren't, duh! Those little peons couldn't even come close to my high standing. oh no, I know that cottage cheese was solely created by a person that was a sadist that hated cheese. He hated cheese so much, that he wanted to create the most disgusting, vile type of cheese to ever grace the existence of man, so that no one will ever want cheese ever again. The recipe came to him as he was worshiping Satan by inscribing a large pentagram on the floor using goats blood while sacrificing bunnies and speaking in ancient tongues. The cheese was created, and it was utterly disgusting, but to the creator's surprise, there were people who seemed to like this evil, forbidden cheese. He concluded that there must be something seriously wrong with them. Knowing that his creation made some people happy, he killed himself soon afterwards, by eating the very same cheese he created. How did eating this cheese kill him? His body repulsed the cheese so much, that he vomited, hard. So hard in fact, that he managed to eject his entire digestive tract out of his mouth. I was a rather gory site to behold... him laying there, bloody guts spewed out all over his mouth. Later on, one of the people who enjoyed the cheese loved it so much, that he decided to steal the recipe and mass produce it. Now that god awful cheese is everywhere, and we have that fu‍cker to blame for it. And now you know the story of the forbidden cheese to ruin mankind's love for cheese. "waaaah the man is using swear words and it's making me upset, waaah!" would you like some cottage cheese with that wine? And yeah, I censor bypass, so? if you haven't noticed EVERYONE FU‍CKING DOES! Why are getting on my ass over it, huh? A little sand in the va­gina maybe? What's your fu‍cking problem, huh? Get off my ass. Capitan Obvious to the rescue! LOL! also...
  4. own: 2 DSes 1 PS2 slim, silver want: PSP PS3 Wii maaybe a 360... maabe
  5. as long as boink only allows high quality torrents, I'll be happy...
  6. New faces: Ahmad89, Gmynist1026, Samurai Edge, Chaotica and Lord_Snow you hate me :< *cries*
  7. huh, sounds like an urban legend... what's your source? A russian. There's actually some merit to this. I've drank vodka on some pretty cold nights last year, it warmed me right back up. Then I went back in my house and pwned some niggas in HSFII with Zangief. It was just some random Russian? Still doesn't make it credible and it contradicts with the history of vodka that I found. As for the warming effect, you DO realize that it only makes you feel warm right? In fact it cools you off faster so it just fucks you over in the long run. It is generally believed that strong alcohol drinks have a warming effect on a human being. A shot of something strong is considered the best remedy for a person, who spent too much time outdoors in freezing weather. This affirmation is not really true. Only 50 grams of vodka or cognac will make a human being feel rather warm: alcohol expands blood vessels and stabilizes blood circulation for internal organs. Another dose of alcohol intensifies blood circulation in skin: the skin reddens and obtains a pleasant feeling of warmth. This feeling is very delusive: the body starts cooling faster because of the intensive production of warmth. source: http://www.unexplainable.net/artman/publis...icle_1423.shtml, which is an article that was supposedly originally written in Russian...
  8. anyway... I'm agnostic and a rationalist, and a very strong believer in that. I also have a very negative view on Christianity/Judaism/Islam... He sewed his eyes shut because he is afraid to see He tries to tell me what I put inside of me He got the answers to ease my curiosity He dreamed a god up and called it Christianity...
  9. someone on IRC wants me to post the girl that was my first here... I might, but I think I might go to bed first. Besides, it's buried in the inner depths of my PC, so it would take a while to find...
  10. all it is is standard climate fluctuations and nothing more... there are way too many factors that go into how climates change and blaming it all on global warming is rather silly...
  11. yeah I'll agree that increased activity in the lounge is nice... hard to keep up though ;p and yes... MOAR wommens... mmmm
  12. ...that makes me feel a bit better (sorry Fatal) I was 20. I was going to the mall to get some gloves for work, when I decided to browse around... I came across a "The Cookie Company" kiosk and decided to talk to the girl there... She looked a bit average. She was blonde with a bit of a piggish look to her. She was also a bit heavy-set too, at 180 pounds, and a couple of inches sorter than I am, so... 5'5"? We start a discussion and we just start hitting it off. I find out she's atheist, which is a turn on for me... and go back and forth criticizing Christianity. Then afterworlds I believe I ask her what she was doing after work and we plan to go to her place. I follow her there (oh the luxury of having a car at that time) and we make it there. We sit down and we talk and such. She shows me the bible she had with all the contradictions she found in it highlighted. At some point I make my move... a soft kiss on the forehead first... she gets the message and we start kissing. A moment later, she was like "So are we gong to flock or what?" I was thinking "whoa! and I thought I was fast" I was sorta caught off guard and I was like "wait, what? now?" and she was like "yeah" and I went into her room... we did some foreplay, and she strips down, and then I see the holy grail. That's when I knew this was it. It was funny though.... I aimed a bit high and she had to guide me a bit (haha) but when it was in... oh it felt like heaven... (well... it felt really warm, but still). We flocked for a while in missionary, then we switched to her on top. I think it was around this time I put on a condom (yeah yeah I know, stupid me... but hey at least I put one on at some point, right?) and we continued until I came. I believe she told em I was really good for my first time and she was surprised that I was a virgin. She was one of those hard to get off types, so she didn't orgasm. We would date for 3 weeks... we even flocked on the beach at night... that was nice. She would leave me for another though, blah.
  13. heeeey, I liked Edward... I can relate to the guy .... I'm short too v.v
  14. it isn't an emulator... it's a 2D fighting game engine built from scratch... it isn't translating opcodes or interpreting DMA reads/writes, or anything like that, therefore it isn't related to emulation really
  15. we have too many forums already... just having the companies as forums and merging the existing ones into it would be better
  16. you know... I could probably photoshop a very famous shock image into that...
  17. am I the only one that noticed that they are using the same head swap trick with Ryu and Ken? Look at their bodies very closely... a bit lazy, don't you think? (unless, of course, it was intentional to preserve the original style of the game)
  18. huh, sounds like an urban legend... what's your source?
  19. dubbed hands down reading subs diverts my eyes from the action going on above now I still like subs that translates kanji/kana on screen though also, you should have made this a poll damnit ;p
  20. what I'm wondering is... why do we even have a MUGEN thread in the first place? I mean it's a cool app and all, but this is an emulation site, you know, and last I checked this wasn't emulation related and is rather specific subject... and how come people flock here instead of their official forums? I don't understand how this could become so popular ;/
  21. honestly, I think it should be Microsoft/Sony/Nintendo/Sega/Other, but that's just me
  22. at least it's a rather appropriate name ;p
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