Jokes...revived

[Weirdy]

can we post jokes with racial slurs? I'm not suggesting we do, I'm just asking

[Agozer]

can we post jokes with racial slurs? I'm not suggesting we do, I'm just asking

I guess not. This is a politically correct forum.

 

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Yeah, something like that.

[veristic]

What did Bruce Lee order at Burger King?

 

A 99 cent WHOPPAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

[Agozer]

What did Bruce Lee order at Burger King?

 

A 99 cent WHOPPAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

...I didn't get that.

 

...

 

 

Oh wait, yes I did. Haha.

[Weirdy]

What did Bruce Lee order at Burger King?

 

A 99 cent WHOPPAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

what do you call a chinese drive by?

 

cap a chino!!!

[Gryph]

can we post jokes with racial slurs? I'm not suggesting we do, I'm just asking

I hope so. I love ethnic jokes and slurs.

 

This is a tame one and is for K'Dash

 

What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

- A Manila folder

 

GAW HAHA GUFFAW...

[Diso]

can we post jokes with racial slurs? I'm not suggesting we do, I'm just asking

I hope so. I love ethnic jokes and slurs.

 

This is a tame one and is for K'Dash

 

What do you call a Filipino contortionist?

- A Manila folder

 

GAW HAHA GUFFAW...

If you're going to put racial jokes, make sure they're appropriate. You guys are going to cost me my position if Gamecop gets pissed at them. I can always edit them anyways.

[Gryph]

That's pretty appropriate, I thought.

[Texas]

HA HA HA HA! Great Jokes especially the part were y'all were threated to be sensored!

[L.S.D]

I recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and

ended up not having anything to drink despite the

offer. Below is how the offer was made to me:

 

Question : "What would you like to have..Fruit juice,

Soda, Tea, Chocolate, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

 

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey

bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

 

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"

Answer : "white"

 

Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"

Answer : "With milk "

 

Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer : "With cow milk please.

 

Question : " Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner

cow?"

nswer: " Aarrrgg, I will take it black. "

 

Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar

or honey?"

Answer : "With sugar"

 

Question :" Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer : "Cane sugar "

 

Question :" White, brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer : "Aarrrrrgggghg ! forget about tea just give

me a glass of water instead."

 

Question : "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer : "Mineral water"

 

Question : "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"

Answer : "Gee! I give up just forget about

everything."

[Weirdy]

Parental Advisory: DIRTY JOKE!!

 

 

how do you know you're at a gay barbecue?

 

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the hot dogs taste like sh¡t

[-VIOLENCE-]

My Friend Sands Of Ash:... Whoo... *TRIES NOT TO LOOK AT THE REDHEAD WITH LONG LEGS* "Know any good jokes?"

 

Me: *LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY*

 

Yeah... [inside joke]

 

soo now ever since that day we call women with long legs who know how to use them "JOKES"

 

ex: damn! that woman got JOKES!

 

 

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Jokes.. Do I know any jokes... hmmm

 

umm... damn i can't think of anything non racist... errr nvm

 

oh wait! the one about the... naw that's XXXX... flack it

[Gryph]

I'm a sucker for corny jokes, so here are two.

 

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What do you call a missing parrot?

- A polygon.

 

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What is Beethoven doing now?

- Decomposing.

[-VIOLENCE-]

I'm a sucker for corny jokes, so here are two.

 

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What do you call a missing parrot?

- A polygon.

 

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What is Beethoven doing now?

- Decomposing.

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

- he never did

 

 

 

ekekkee!!

 

I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK FOLKS!

 

*throws tomato at me*

[Weirdy]

if you got a home thats mobile and 14 cars that aren't......you might be a redneck

 

if your richest relative buys a new home and calls you to help take off the wheels...you might be a redneck