How To Seduce Women With Serious Words ?

[Mr.X]

Well first you do the hi,

than you follow the lacien, while carefully following the plasticslug

then after a few incounters you do cominous flower bit.

then do the 1 plasticslug post

 

I'll try.

 

or if your a real bastard (this once happen to me with an old ho)

 

Be a girls friend or hell, best friend

let her get into another relationship,

wait till things get real shakey, (they start fighting and what not)

be her confort pillow, a kind shoulder to cry on

then slow weasel you way in, telling her how you would never do that

then at her weakest point...

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I've never used my joystick... I'm just 17.

[Gryph]

Well what is current relationship with her? Do you work with her? Do you go to school with her? Is she in any of your classes? Do you think she's seen you before?

 

I mean, it would be rather strange if some random 17 year old kid went up to a 21 year old girl and asked her out. You need a pretext, a reason to talk to her.

 

And I like Plasticslug's plan.

[PLasticSlug]

well my advice to you stay the hell out of realationships, they suck ass, they restrict you, they change you and preatty soon your so fuken dependent on them that you cant be by yourself any more.

 

but no one can tell you that...

 

you see, its not untill all the damage is done and your sitting there like a lil biatch feeling sorry for yourself.

 

but youll never find out if you dont get out there....

 

- so go out there, experience life for all its worth and live life with no regrets

 

actually i suggest you go up to her start a random ass conversation be your self, and it will either hit or it wont, if it doesnt hit, who cares, be glad your not start a relationship with someone who isnt like you. - so just get it out of your system.

Edited March 16, 2004 by PLasticSlug

[Mr.X]

Well what is current relationship with her? Do you work with her? Do you go to school with her? Is she in any of your classes? Do you think she's seen you before?

 

I mean, it would be rather strange if some random 17 year old kid went up to a 21 year old girl and asked her out. You need a pretext, a reason to talk to her.

 

And I like Plasticslug's plan.

She's a neighbour ; flat entry 28... Mine is 39.

[PLasticSlug]

She's a neighbour ; flat entry 28... Mine is 39

 

get your ass up there right now and ask her to lunch or dinner, or dawn of the dead! this friday!!!!!!

[Wizard]

A simple "Hi" would start anything. Befirending is always good too you know.

[Cominus]

Oh you know whats good, by a lot of food and tell her that a friend didnt come over and invit her to eat and just start things from there, or randomly* meet her somewhere and talk to her.

 

Randomly*=find out where she likes to go and bump into her there.

[Cominus]

damn, double posted, oh yeah and 38 and 29 arent neighbors, thats like down the street.

Edited March 16, 2004 by Cominus

[ffynnon]

I never thought I'd see relationship advice given on an emulation board. Interesting. And some of it quite insightful!

 

I'd agree with the confidence angle. The bumbling Hugh Grant just doesn't work in reality (unless of course, you're Hugh Grant--but even he resorted to hookers, so what gives?!)

 

#1 is LISTEN. If you get her talking--get her to talk about herself. Her likes, her dislikes etc. Listening is EASY. Try to remember at least a few things she says--even if they're incredibly boring or mundane. If you can follow up later in another conversation and say "so how's mittens?" or "what did you think of that _____ you went to?" you'll score big points.

 

This shows you took the time to LISTEN, and that makes her important.

 

If you sense you've been lumped into "friend" territory, come clean and flat out ask her out somewhere. Better to be rejected and move on (really--trust me!) than to pine over something that will never be.

 

Sorry if some of this has already been covered--I admit I skimmed the larger posts.

 

Good luck!

[-VIOLENCE-]

ummm if you want to get the girls

 

 

" BE YOURSELF "

 

also

 

" BE UNIQUE "

 

most women now a days dig the "mysterious guy" who stands out

also, the METROSEXUALS are getting attention from the ladies as well

since the bi's have been wiping the floor with the straight boys ladies behind their backs

 

and if you're ugly then... get really rich and wear nice clothes like the metrosexual boys

 

 

here is a cute metrosexualish outfit.

 

the stretch lowrise button fly jeans with the flaire at the bottom.

unforunately for me since i'm petite i can't fit into these mens sizes

so i comb the womens juniors departments

 

most straight boys might think this style is homo, but they're just hatin cuz they don't have enough self confidence to pull it off. besides with a look like that the babes might think you're a frontman of some indie band from norway so that's a ++++

 

baggy trousers are out*

Edited March 16, 2004 by -VIOLENCE-

[Gryph]

" BE YOURSELF "

But then right after you tell him how to dress to get girls.

Edited March 16, 2004 by GryphonKlaw

[-VIOLENCE-]

yeah huh?

 

just some fashion tips

[Cominus]

Dude...Either go for it and risk being shot down or forget about it and live the rest of you're life running away from everything crying like a little b@$@h.

[ForceX]

You will never know if you don't try.....

[Alpha]

Since your 17, I recommend finishing your schooling before going to serious relationship. This is a big point in your life since your most likely going to go college after high school and if you don't it looks like we'll be seeing you here on the forum 24/7 which of course is still a good thing.

 

No seriously, education first, get done with high school and maybe in your 2nd year of college, get a girlfriend. Otherwise your mind will be dozed off every second with every little big thing that happens in your relationship. It's simple, if you are willing to get into a serious relationship which it looks like you are, this is not the right time. All those other relationships you see with your classmates will all be done when high school is over. That's what happens 99.9% of the time. It's only happened that 0.1% which I can make note of with one of the staff members here who told me their story.

 

PS: Keep this thread age friendly, don't get too explict on things, I like how Mr.X used the word "Joystick", let's keep it like that if you know what I mean. I'm not in the mood in closing or deleting threads or posts today.

 

Oh and try this site out for some help as well.. http://www.askmen.com