you guys still virgins? how did you lose it?

[wtfitzwin]

There isnt nothing wrong with chunky girls but chunky girls aint the type for me, i need a conceited model figure girls wit atleast some ass and tits. extra points for dimples on the lower back. if you dont know what im talking about, its the 'Place your thumbs here' dimples when your f*ckin a girl doggystyle

 

ps: and yeah i should get tested...

Edited November 2, 2007 by wtfitzwin

[veristic]

*laughs* 15 year old talkin bout wanting a model.

[SuperSoaka420]

There isnt nothing wrong with chunky girls but chunky girls aint the type for me, i need a conceited model figure girls wit atleast some ass and tits. extra points for dimples on the lower back. if you dont know what im talking about, its the 'Place your thumbs here' dimples when your f*ckin a girl doggystyle

 

ps: and yeah i should get tested...

i just retired from being a gigalo for the last 14 years. you can build a big address book after that long. the good stuff about being a gigalo is that you can flock so many girls. just a lot of them tend to be too fat or did not take a shower for the last week, but yo yo, pusssy is pusssy right? it all feels good in the end. i just close my eyes and picture some good crap in my head. i started when i was 19 too.

 

and yo anotha thing, you should get tested. i always wear 2 condoms incase one snaps from all da force. a lot of these girls are too flocking dirty. the ones that want your dong more are the worst. my buddy t-smallz has had HIV for da last 8 years. the drugs this motherflocka has to take is flocked up.

Edited November 2, 2007 by SuperSoaka420

[wtfitzwin]

*laughs* 15 year old talkin bout wanting a model.

 

If you have read clearly veristic I wrote, "i need a conceited model figure girl" not a actual model dumbass. Yeah im 15 and what. I bet I bag more girls then you will ever will in your life. So the next time you talk about my age like im some dumb kid. Think twice. My mentality is way older.

 

i just retired from being a gigalo for the last 14 years. you can build a big address book after that long. the good stuff about being a gigalo is that you can flock so many girls. just a lot of them tend to be too fat or did not take a shower for the last week, but yo yo, pusssy is pusssy right? it all feels good in the end. i just close my eyes and picture some good crap in my head. i started when i was 19 too.

 

and yo anotha thing, you should get tested. i always wear 2 condoms incase one snaps from all da force. a lot of these girls are too flocking dirty. the ones that want your dong more are the worst. my buddy t-smallz has had HIV for da last 8 years. the drugs this motherflocka has to take is flocked up.

 

 

being a gigalo must be one hell of a job. Catching stds is a high risk, but whatever for that money.

Edited February 25, 2008 by Robert

[Wizard]

If you have read clearly veristic I wrote, "i need a conceited model figure girl" not a actual model dumbass. Yeah im 15 and what. I bet I bag more girls then you will ever will in your life. So the next time you talk about my age like im some dumb kid. Think twice. My mentality is way older.

Quoting because I feel like insulting you just because it seems fun to tease you. RTFR.

[Gryph]

Just want to pop in quickly to remind you guys to not cross the line. Try to keep it as civil as possible (some jabs allowed of course for fun's sake).

 

I hate moderating.

[wtfitzwin]

If you have read clearly veristic I wrote, "i need a conceited model figure girl" not a actual model dumbass. Yeah im 15 and what. I bet I bag more girls then you will ever will in your life. So the next time you talk about my age like im some dumb kid. Think twice. My mentality is way older.

Quoting because I feel like insulting you just because it seems fun to tease you. RTFR.

 

That insult hurt deeply Wizard.....its funny cause we have something in common you lost it in a bathtub *Allegedly* and It was really your mother who I lost it to in a bathtub in the abandoned building. hmm i really should get tested, never know what your mother has in her.....dats how a insult should be. Who want to randomly diss me next?

[L.S.D]

Both of you guys should stop the insult trading before the admins coming in

[wtfitzwin]

not my fault, he asked for it.

[Gryph]

That was a lame comeback, wtfitzwin.

 

But I think I must put my foot down now. No mother insults. If you're going to insult each other, be funny about it.

[wtfitzwin]

damn but mother jokes are the best, they hurt deeply...alright so ill keep it clean. whats your comeback wizard. this amuses me

[SuperSoaka420]

If you have read clearly veristic I wrote, "i need a conceited model figure girl" not a actual model dumbass. Yeah im 15 and what. I bet I bag more girls then you will ever will in your life. So the next time you talk about my age like im some dumb kid. Think twice. My mentality is way older.

Quoting because I feel like insulting you just because it seems fun to tease you. RTFR.

 

That insult hurt deeply Wizard.....its funny cause we have something in common you lost it in a bathtub *Allegedly* and It was really your mother who I lost it to in a bathtub in the abandoned building. hmm i really should get tested, never know what your mother has in her.....dats how a insult should be. Who want to randomly diss me next?

yo! shitttttttt ... motherflocka. never ever insult someones momma like that? who the flock raised you?

 

back when i was your age, i was wanging it to some playboy magz or some penthouse. it gives your dong some good exercise until you hit the big leagues. know what im sayin?

Edited November 2, 2007 by SuperSoaka420

[Gryph]

damn but mother jokes are the best, they hurt deeply...alright so ill keep it clean. whats your comeback wizard. this amuses me

The problem with mother jokes is that they're too easy. It's like grabbing the lowest hanging fruit. Sure they can be funny sometimes. Sometimes there is nothing more satisfying than a well timed Yo mamma joke but that usually plays out best in voice and not forum text.

[wtfitzwin]

damn but mother jokes are the best, they hurt deeply...alright so ill keep it clean. whats your comeback wizard. this amuses me

The problem with mother jokes is that they're too easy. It's like grabbing the lowest hanging fruit. Sure they can be funny sometimes. Sometimes there is nothing more satisfying than a well timed Yo mamma joke but that usually plays out best in voice and not forum text.

 

 

yeah you know what.. yo momma jokes would have sounded better if it was said not written. you got a point there.

[Wizard]

Sweet, he's attacking me, HOW AWESOME IS THAT?

 

He just has to call me a nigger and it's practically a hat trick of insults!