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I commonly hear things that remind me of scenes and I find myself quoting lines from movies. Are there any quotes that are your favorites or ones that you find yourself saying in conversations? Before i posted this I was thinking about the one in spaceballs- "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!."

 

Edit: Fixed thanks to reaperman. (Not good luck to start out a topic with a wonky post huh? :lol: )

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I commonly hear things that remind me of scenes and I find myself quoting lines from movies. Are there any quotes that are your favorites or ones that you find yourself saying in conversations? Before i posted this I was thinking about the one in spaceballs- "I knew it! I'm on a ship full of assholes."

 

you don't have it quite right... here's the whole transcript from that scene

 

Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!

Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major Asshole: I did sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!

Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]

Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!

Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]

Dark Helmet: Keep firing, assholes!

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Normally, both of your sorry asses would be deader than flocking fried chicken by now, but you happened to pull this crap while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you what's in this case, it doesn't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much crap this morning over this case to just hand it over to your dumb asses.

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"I'd just like to say good luck, and we're all counting on you." - Airplane!

 

FUN FACT: The Zucker brothers, Dave and Jerry (the directors of movies such as Airplane!, The Kentucky Fried Movie, the Naked Gun series, BASEketball, Top Secret!, and Scary Movie 3&4), went to my highschool. This automatically makes me famous and good at making movies.

 

FUN FACT 2: So did the original voice of Piglet.

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