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jesus, just so i can ask him if god is real

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I'd have to go with marilyn monroe, just so I can get in her pants  :angry:  :D

 

 

you do realize she'd be the age of your grandmother right??!?

But what if age didn't play any part?

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Archimedes did die a premature death. That flocking jumpy Roman soldier...

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I liked this part the most:

"Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"

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