yo yo, why da motherflock wouldnt i be serious? i am 100% serious. i am serious. if you cant handle dat then you got some problems. if you guys dont give good advice, i will, cause ive gone through all the crap. like it or not, if you want to stick it in a womans poo hole, your going to go motherflocking hell. Let's not get into religion (you are wrong, by the way). You keep posting about the sexual fantasies you've never been able to live out, and we'll smile and nod our heads and pretend to believe you.