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Everything posted by Skythe

  1. If she wakes up and complains, punch her out then tell her when she finally wakes up again it was all a bad dream. And that the black eye was due to the headboard. If you don't have a headboard then tell her you did but her face destroyed it so you had to throw it away.
  2. My ping pong is strong.

    1. Bambi


      why is your ping pong so strong?

    2. Skythe
  3. My ping pong is strong.

  4. I brought a box of cream filled donuts to work. I replaced the cream with mayonnaise. Apparently I'm the only one who liked them.
  5. I use to use Joop. I asked the chicks at work and that's what they recommended. I mostly use it now as an air freshener if it's closer than the Febreeze mainly cuz I just don't give a fuck about cologne anymore. Though I do use Old Spice body spray every blue moon.
  6. Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City This is literally the first game where I enjoy playing every match type on multiplayer.
  7. This is the most retarded fucking thing in gaming history I have ever seen. I'm also surprised that for once I agree with Sessler. I find that anyone who didn't expect the ending to go there or thought it sucked to be a penis devouring douche bag. I have seen people who originally said this game was awesome now outraged that it sucks because of the ending. Good job for them being hypocrites.
  8. It's just a cameo/easter egg that is indeed awesome. The fighting is very similar to SH Origins. Relying heavily on melee. There's some weird thing while playing the game that sometimes hurts my eyes. While spinning the camera, the graphics feels laggy. I believe this has to do that this game is compatible with 3D TVs.
  9. What's your verdict? I'm pantsless. THE ROOM! I missed you!
  10. http://www.xbox360achievements.org/news/news-11103-EA-Refutes-Mass-Effect-3-From-Ashes--DLC-Already-On-the-Disc--Claims.html
  11. Let this man know I have a clotheshanger for his troubling needs.
  12. Abortions taste like champagne.

    1. Jitway


      I am not fond of either.

  13. Multiplayer was fucking awesome. There's a semi customization with it. There's 6 different classes to choose from and 4 races to choose per class (human male, human female, and 2 alien species). Each class starts as either male or female human. You have to unlock the other species. And depending on what species you choose will also change what moves you have. Now the huge percentage of the word customization is just a color scheme. Though you can unlock patterns and more color options. You can choose how you want to level your powers and what weapons to wield (though I suggest that your first set of points be spent in the first block in each so as to be able to do something). So far the only mode I know this game will have is horde mode. Each map has 11 waves (the 11th is defending while the evac ship arrives). Waves range from just run n gun, target elimination, item collecting, etc And it's random which ever it chooses. Also there's 3 levels of difficulty (bronze, silver, and gold). Right now in the demo you only fight Cerberus. The highest level I know of is 20. And you can level up all 6 classes seperately to that level. You also earn money (as well as experience, derp) and however much you get depends on how successful you were in completing the stage. Obviously completing it all the way grants the most (not including how well you played). You also get points on how many kills, kills with certain weapons, revives, assists, streaks, etc. I currently have a level 13 Infiltrator (sniper).
  14. I just finished an action solo demo. I liked it as action as oppose to role playing or story. More fluid. I'm about to try out the multiplayer.
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