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Hera

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  1. Fortunately, for as big as I am, I do NOT have cankles. In fact, I find my legs and my eyes my best features. I used to take martial arts and kickboxing. (Never was thin from it but pretty buff) Not to mention, these legs support all this weight constantly so they've got some substance to them. I also was on the weight lifting team in high school. So I'm not going to be like Cartman and say "I'm not fat, I'm big boned!" I'm actually both.
  2. I'm 5'10 1/2. Laugh or think ill of me you guys but a week and a half ago I was 341. Now I am 334.2 lbs. It'll take a while I know. I found out that I was pre diabetic. I decided that it's time to pull the reigns so I can watch my daughter start a family of her own without being disabled or dead from weight issues.
  3. STAY OUT OF MY JALAPENOS WILL!!!
  4. Those are all some pretty interesting answers guys Yeah admittedly I'm fat. I laugh at the things you guys post up because it IS funny. I was asking this because this happened to me the other day. I was fast paced walking my daughter in her stroller. It was scorching hot and I had stopped under a tree to drink some water. I wasn't really out of breath just really really hot. Some guys that surprisingly didn't look like teenagers drove by slow yelling how I needed to get my fat ass moving and then laughing at each other saying how I was one ugly looking B!tch. It pissed me off mostly because of their language around my daughter but it did hurt a little bit inside. I mean, I've been fat my whole life. I'm the heaviest I have ever been and I'm doing something about it through doctor's instructions. I'm doing well. Lost 7lbs and 4 inches within a week and a half. I'm not expecting parades or cheers, I just want to be left alone and every now and then a friend saying congrats keep going. I just thought it was a bit over the top and cold to say those things to someone who is trying to improve themselves. Oh, and don't worry about the "bloke" thing. I have more guy friends than girls. Just don't see them as often.
  5. Of course. I mean if it was a total stranger though. You could be an ass to a friend or someone you know since they wouldn't take it too personally. But not knowing who they are? Not everyone responds the same. Some would just give up I would think.
  6. Happy belated bday to you guys! I wasn't on that much during that time. So since I'm on now: HAPPY BDAY SHOMA!
  7. I thought it would be interesting to start this topic since I've been reading some really deep emotional stuff in other threads. I wanna know how mean you guys can be. So I guess I'll start off with this scenario. Ok I noticed that everyone likes to make fun of fat people in these threads. I'm wondering, would you still laugh and humiliate them if they have made changes in their lives? For example, you see this fat person running or walking fast covered in sweet and completely red faced. Do you point and laugh? Still judge them? Think they're disgusting? Or do you applaud their attempts at bettering their health and lifestyle?
  8. Welcome to Carl's Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO? Now with more MOLECULES!
  9. That's totally true Shoma. When things work out, you lose the venom. I remember being so pissed off when The Distillers sold out. They were my fav girl punk band and right when they became more well known (and the fact that Brody's husband was Tim Armstrong from Rancid), their music became dull. They used to go through hellcat records and sold out to WB. Nice move. Now they pretty much don't exist.
  10. HAHAHAHAHA HEY WILL When ink and pen in hands of men Inscribe your form, bipedal "P" They draw an altar on which God has slaughtered all stability No eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint And yet to see you all at once we only need the point Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny That fit inside you oh so tight With triangles that feel so right 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459 Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline The patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor Then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before Yeah, I know this Pi crap backwards and forwards Check it out I did three chicks then I pointed at the door A girl entered in so that made it four I snapped one time in came another five Add 'em all up and that makes nine The average age 26.5 Now that's what I call gettin' some pi Five of the chicks wore 6-inch heels Two of the nine squealed like seals 514 was the area code Quebec, Canada my winter abode And my 1.3 million dollar chalet Pi backwards, pi forwards, all night and all day 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640 6286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359 40812848111745028410270193852110556 One day my friend, we will wander around a Wal-Mart singing this song!!!!
  11. I live in a small town between Tampa and Orlando and we have stuff like that every once in a while. There's this one bum who is totally awesome on the guitar. He makes mega tips. He's apparently a Bruce Springsteen fan. Every time I see him, he's singing "Born to Run" (which is my fav song from him but anyway) he's got a great voice too. He's like 60 something but very very talented.
  12. Why so serious? As long as people like us who identify the pattern of stupidity exist, theres still hope. Thus proving 1emu will inherit the earth. haha indeed. Although, I would like for stupidity to exist to some extent. Gotta laugh.
  13. Good one guys Looking forward to the next ones.
  14. That movie is awesome and portrays exactly what humanity is diving into.
  15. All we want is a headrush All we want is to get out of our skin for a while We have nothing to lose because we don't have anything Anything we want anyway We used to hate people Now we just make fun of them It's more effective that way We don't live We just scratch on day to day With nothing but matchbooks and Sarcasm in our pockets And all we are waiting for Is for something worth waiting for Let's admit America gets the celebrities we deserve Let's stop saying "Don't quote me Because if no one quotes you You probably haven't said a thing worth saying Sex, drugs, God, cash Sex, drugs, God, America We need something to kill the pain of all that nothing inside Sex, drugs, God, cash Sex, drugs, God, America We all just want to die a little bit We fear that pop culture Is the only kind of culture we're ever gonna have We want to stop reading magazines Stop watching TV Stop caring about Hollywood But we're addicted to the things we hate We don't run Washington and no one really does Ask not what you can do for your country Ask what your country did to you Sex, drugs, God, cash Sex, drugs, God, America The only reason you're still alive is because someone Has decided to let you live Sex, drugs, God, cash Sex, drugs, God, America We owe so much money we're not broke, we're broken We're so poor we can't even pay attention So what do you want? You want to be famous and rich and happy But you're terrified you have nothing to offer this world Nothing to say and no way to say it But you can say it in three languages You are more than the sum of what you consume Desire is not an occupation You are alternately thrilled and desperate Sky high and flocked Let's stop praying for someone To save us and start saving ourselves Let's stop this and start over Let's go out Let's keep going Sex, drugs, God, cash Sex, drugs, God, America This is your life This is your flocking life America Sex, drugs, God, cash Sex, drugs, God, America We need something to kill the pain of all that nothing inside America America Quit whining you haven't done Anything wrong because frankly You haven't done much of anything Sex, drugs, God, cash Sex, drugs, God, America Someone's writing down your mistakes Someone's documenting your downfall "Dogma"- KMFDM Nothing is crueler than children who come from good homes God'll forgive them I guess but whose side are you on Driving around the old town I remember it all Dropping my lunchbox and tampax all over the hall (And they said) you are a socialist cokehead we know from your clothes You are a Satanist worshipper of things evil Think you're a poet a folksinger poseur nah-oh A volleyball player you've got to be kidding us all So we hide from the guns on our night reconnaissance Steal flamingos and gnomes from the dark side of the lawn No-one can stop us the plot is a work of genius No-one has bought the rights yet but we're not giving up Every unwanted lawn jockey fits in the script Directed by spielberg and starring the masochist club Mary you look like hell Stuck in that ridiculous shell Give us some light and god's pure love We know what you've been dreaming of Give us some light and god's pure love We know what you've been dreaming of Give us some light and god's pure love We're taking you to Hollywood "HOLLLLEEEEEEEEWOOD!!!!" And we hide from the guns on our night reconnaissance Steal flamingos and gnomes from the dark side of the lawn One plays a socialist cokehead we dress in my clothes One plays a Satanist worshipper of thing evil One plays a poet who starts up a band of his own One plays a volleyball player with both her wrists broke And we wear what we want on our night reconnaissance Steal flamingos and gnomes the dark suburban lawns And we give them good homes give them love they've never known In the loft of the barn in the town where I was born "Night Reconnaissance"-The Dresden Dolls It's a god-awful small affair To the girl with the mousy hair But her mummy is yelling "No" And her daddy has told her to go But her friend is nowhere to be seen As she walks through her sunken dream To the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen But the film is a saddening bore 'Cause she's lived it ten times or more She could spit in the eyes of fools As they ask her to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man! Look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the Lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars? It's on Amerikas tortured brow Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow And the workers have struck for fame 'Cause Lennon's on sale again See the mice in their million hordes From Ibeza to the Norfolk Broads Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns But the film is a saddening bore 'Cause I wrote it ten times or more It's about to be writ again As I ask you to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man! Look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the Lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars? "Life On Mars"- David Bowie
  16. I could say a lot about this but I won't. I've had these conversations way too often. Let's just say I agree with most of Will's opinion. People just need to shut up...seriously.
  17. hahaha that would be good English in a different context
  18. Personally, I like it the way it is. It gives more character and enables appreciation for foreign game design. Plus, it'll make me laugh every now and then which is a good thing 'cause I tend to get very "in to" my gaming.
  19. Board James. Yes he is. I said AVGN for people to know who I was talking about.....
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