someboddy

Hey Hey Hey!!! Why is this thread suddenly unstickied? I demend to know what the flock is was!!!

Skills and Attributes are from 0 to 10... either fix yours, or tell me what's the range in your system is so I can fix mine. Right now, Lucius is stronger mage than Shemesh, and Shemesh is supposed to be ultra powerful. I think I'm starting to understand Lucius's personality. Feel free to correct me if I get him wrong. --------------------------------------------------------------------- "This is the last time I'm saying it" Racid says silently. "What are you doing here?" Lucius looks at a rock. "Sorry, I was looking at this rock and wasn't paying attention. What did you say?" Racid gets mad. "DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FLOCK YOU ARE?!!!" "Beneath a tree." Lucius answers. "Try again!". "Next to you?" Lucius tries. "YOU ARE IN THE CITY OF THE HERTSELIA-PITUACH RANGER TRIBE!!!" Racid screams. "And since I am the only Hertselia-Pituach ranger alive in this realm, this city belong to me! That means, that you are T-R-E-S-P-A-S-S-I-N-G my property!" "Your logic is messed up." Ryla notes. "First, you told me yourself that you are not an official ranger yet. Second, another ranger, your father, is alive on this realm. And third, the streets of the city are a public place, so as long as he is not officialy exiled from the city, he has the right to be here." "Don't confuse me with the facts, woman!!!" Racid yells. "W-Wait a second. I totally forgot about my father!!!" Suddenly, Alos and Nelfag rushed from the woods. "We found information about the Shemesh's plans!" Nelfag announces. Alos looks at him. "Well..." Nelfag adds. "It's not exaclty we..." "Anyways!" Alos says. "He seems to be interested in the ruins of Tasoben." (@Disoblige: not Tabosen) "Than that's where we are heading!" Racid announces. "And don't think I forgot about you!" he says to the mage. "You are coming with us until I figure out what to do with you. Alos, grab!" Ryla stares at the ground... Nelfag wrings his hands... "In your eyes, Racid." Alos's artificial voice sounds tensed. "Do I look like a dog?!!!" "Well..." Racid begins. "I didn't mean..." "Don't worry." Lucius says. "I will go with you. As long as I get to ride on the robot!" Steam is coming out of Alos. "I don't know what is worse, a dog or a horse..."

You know, maybe he is too embarrased to play Runescape in the adults section?

Mmmm.... I guess you need some RPGW experience to play characters with evolved personality... even if they are dumb like Racid. I will help you out on this one. --------------------------------------------------------------------- "So..." Ryla begins. "What I'm saing is..." "Who the flock are you?" Racid interrupted. "And what are you doing here?" "Racid!" Rayla says. "You could have said it an polite way!" "Polite?" Racid is confused. "Oh, I forgot. You are a cop..." Ryla speaks. "But Didn't they thought you anything in that ranger tribe?" "No need to fight." Lucius notes from above. "My name is Lucius...." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, HB, I think you can take care of it from now. Feel free to elaborate the personality of new characters. Those belong to everybody. And do you plan to add more to Lucius's profile? If it is finished, than I will put it on the site.

The kids section probably blocks porn sites... so maybe the adults section blocks non-porn sites?

Hmm.. it seems you're 1 post away from being a Premium Member. You know what that means... do you like spam? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Whoa! Seriously? Awesome! @Someboddy: Har har har. I'll help you think of an alternative. I'll post my picture (when I have a good one) and you can not ban me. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But it's not fun seeing your picture if you are not banned... Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you post a picture of yourself getting a kick in your balls?

Hmm.. it seems you're 1 post away from being a Premium Member. You know what that means... do you like spam? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I will be very funny if we ban him now. Hey, HB, we are going to ban you, and you are going to take a picture of yourself and post it here. Dammit! You can't post it if you are banned. I'll think of something else...

We will see about that... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- someboddy attacked Superman's sense of humor with a Atomic Bomb (68 str) and took off 1! Superman's sense of humor has 911 HP left! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Superman's sense of humor counterattacks with a Pimp Slap (1 str) and kills you! Superman's sense of humor gets 1 frag(s) (0 stolen from you). Nice job getting yourself killed! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Winner Superman's sense of humor -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guess you are right...

GameCop, wtf is going on? You are ki-lli-n-g me!!!

"The dead people emulation site"?

Not everyone. Just 61.54%

I was about to post something about how I hate the forum attack system that day but no one would have believed me! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I should have posted real porn. No one will belive that!

Yea, but most links from the outside are to the index page, and if the joke is on any other page that it's kind of pointless... I think this site has gone the farrest with an April Fools joke.

A missunderstanding... I guess I should have pinpointed this. We are playing RPG World on a fourm, not a chat room. Since the characters interact to each other, if a character is controlled only by the one who created it, every simple conversation and every battle will take days! Also don't forget that I live on the other side of the world. When it's day in America, it's night here at Israel. So, the system is like this: everyone controll all the characters and the story line. However, there are limitations. One can not make a drastic change to other person's character. Disoblige is the one who made his character Slacil go to the afterlife. I was the one who made my character Roger guard the elemental realm of wind for eternity. However, not every change is not alowed. You should use your common sense. Here are few examples: *A guy named alexis made a character, but since he abandoned it, I made Roger and Slacil leave it in a city. We never heard from it ever since. *Disoblige made my character suck to another realm along with his character. This is O.K., since he just moved the whole story into that other realm. *OverlordMondo made the characters of Disoblige and me enroll into the Thieves guild. This is allowed because this change was not important. Basically the rule is that you can't cause a major unchangeable damage to other user's main character. Since Racid and Ryla are already presented, their characteristics can not be changed so easily by the encounter with Lucius. However, if Disoblige or me will write this encounter, we will probable alter Lucius's characteristic in ways you don't want. Therefore, you should do it. edit: I just looked at the profile in your sig. Magic and magical abilities fall under super natural, not speciel skills. Speciel skills is for skills us regular humans can learn, like lockpicking, cooking and tracking traces. When the profile is finished, please post here, PM me, or put it on the site yourself.

That's for forgetting to put the e in my name!!! It's someboddy, not somboddy you motherflocker!!! I'm like SNK. I put one spelling mistake in my name, and one spelling mistake alone! That goes for someboddy instead of somebody, and the same thing goes for ArcLoneWolf instead of ArchLoneWolf in my multiplayer screenname. Hih... Hih... Hih... Now that I'm calmed down, I just want to say that I wanted to write "fresh game", but many people will not understand wtf I would be talking about. And I pitty those many people!!!

Fresh blood...

I am usualy messy, but at least I manage to bound my messiness to my desk, shelves, and closet. Once in a while, I stuff everything in a big nylon bag, and stuff that bag in my closet.

Don't forget to update the site with your character profile. Or post it here and I will update it. --------------------------------------------------- Diego sits in his office. Being the executive head of the thieves guild is a frustrating job, so Diego decides to relax on a cup of tea. The door opens. Diego sees that Ghede is on the other side. finally! he thinks. He is back to take the guild. This job is not for me. I wanted to be a poet anyways... "I have orders for you." Ghede starts giving orders. "They know. I already said it myself!!!" he says. Sorry... I will be quiet now. "Ghede? you sound... different." Diego notices. "Are you O.K.?" "Yes I am O.K.!!!" Ghede shouts. "I mean... sure, don't worry. I'm just hoarse. It'll pass." Ghede gets to the orders. "Send twenty men to the archeological site in the Tasoben ruins. They are to steal and retrive any document found there." "Right away sir!" Diego says. "I will go give them the orders." "Oh, I almost forgot!" Ghede recalls. "I put you in charge of the operation. Start packing." Diego sighs. "Just when I thought I can take a day off..." ---------------------------------------------------------------- Alos and the barman are still cleaning up. "So, Crale," Alos says. "Have you heard anything about a guy named Shemesh?" Crale the barman thinks for a moment, and than replies. "Now that you mention it, some people said they have encountered him. They say he was seeking information about Tasoben ruins. They also said he wasn't very nice. He threatened to kill them if they don't cooperate." "Really?..." Alos sais. "Go on..." ---------------------------------------------------------------- Human-Bahmaut, please continue the part with Racid, Ryla and Lucius fast, or I'll have to get Lucius knocked unconscious and go on with the story.

20 posts, and none of them in the RPG World thread <{POST_SNAPBACK}> i would rather play a real rpg game then that RPG world thread of urs <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This is because of the asian porn scam, isn't it? Tell me the truth in the face. Tell it!!!! I want the truth. I can handle the truth!

20 posts, and none of them in the RPG World thread

I will ship it to you inside a trash can, where it belongs.

Next year i'll buy you an NGage. I don't want to keep an NGage, so you can be sure I will ship it to you.

PSP

Untill you reach 100 posts, join the RPG World. It's kind of a forum game I guess...

Happy birthday Drake. I bought you a present, but it was such a cool present I decided to keep it. Maybe next year...