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O.K., thanks everyone

O.K., this game is the best game I have ever played. I only have one complainment: your character still holds the shield when no weapon is drawn. but the game is still the best.

I got it I got it!!! I'm the happiest man in the world!!!

I think it will connect them via the internet, which will be slower.

It will take more than a month for the game to reach israel. Meanwhile, I'm waiting for the torrent.

How do I tranfer files over a local network. It is a wireless network if it makes a difference.

Human-Bahmaut, this is the stats temlpate: Name: ___ Class: ___ HP: __/__ MP: __/__ Weapons: I)___ II)___ Skills: I)___ II)___ Auras: I)___ II)___ Items: I)___ II)___ Money: ____ Location: ____ Current Status: ____ Anyways, on with the story: ------------------------------------------------ Racid and Ryla exited the library. They hear a sound. They rush to it's source. They look down. Racid thinks loud. "Hypothetically, If a wizard falls in the forest and there is nobody around does it make a sound?". Ryla replies. "But the mage heard it, and we where there to hear it also, and..." Racid cuts her off. "I said hypothetically..." ------------------------------------------------------- To be continued...

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CPR=Cardiopulmonary resuscitation. Basically, it's first aid.

I want to make a wireless network with two PC's and a printer. The guy in the computer shop recommended Linksys. My question is - is there some thing better?

That was a CPR for the thread. But it's not enough.

Processor: AMD Athelon 64 3700+, MMX, 3dNox, ~2.2GHz Memory: 1GB Video Card: GForce 7800 GT. There are only two things missing: Internet and Oblivion.

There is a porn forum. You need 1337 posts to see it. (Lame joke, I know) And on another topic - this scam works. Human-Bahmaut joined RPG World.

Human-Bahmaut, please post Lucius's profile, O.K? You don't have to post it all now, but please hurry up and tell us his class and main weapons. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Beneath Shemesh's tower, there is a torture chamber. Inside the torture chamber, three thives are imprisoned. "I knew this was a bad idea!" Flyrin cries. "But would you listen to me? Nooooooooo. 'I have a plan' you said. Yea, right." Ghede silences him. "I hear footsteps. I think he is coming." Shemesh opens the door. Ghede offers him. "If you pay me up, I can help you." Shemesh laughs. "You think I need your help?" Ghede explains. I know Roger and Ryla don't trust me anymore, but I'm still the leader of the thives guild." Shemesh laughs harder. "I don't need your help. Let me summon my assistant. Sasi!!!" A man enters the door. Ghede stares at him. Ghede stares at himself... --------------------------------------------------------------------- To be continued...

Hey, and asian porn thread!!! Dammit..... I fell in my own trap...

Ghede is standing in front of Shemesh in the top level of the tower. Mondo and Flyrin are standing behind him, making themselves as invisible as possible. "So, what are you insect doing in my tower?" Shemesh welcomes the thives. "Tell me everything you know about the susitas!" Ghede commands. "Whay makes you think I will do it?" Shemesh replies. Ghede demonstrates. "STEAL" he sais, and Shemesh's robe teleports to Ghede's hands. Shemesh stands in is underwear. "SELL" Ghede says. A voice replies: "Your EBuy account as been disabled to the request of the honorable saga Shemesh." "You can do it?" Ghede is shocked. "Everyone are afraid of me." Shemesh answers. "RETURN" he commands, and the robe teleports back on his body. "Now, what will I do with you?..." --------------------------------------------------------------------- Racid and Ryla returned to the ruins. Racid leaded to a trapdoor in the middle of the area. "This is... was the secret records room. What we seek must be there." They enter the door. The climb down a ladder and reach a dark room. Suddenly, giant computer screen is lightened. The computer speaks. "Please prove that you truly are a ranger. Recite the moto of the ranger." "No problem." Racid says, and begins to recite. [Please forgive me guys. I just couldn't resist.] "In the Eyes of a Ranger, the unsuspecting stranger, had better know the truth of wrong from right. 'Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you, any wrong you do he's gonna see. When you're in Texas, look behind you, 'cause that's where the Ranger's gonna be." "Texas?" Ryla asks. "Don't ask..." Racid answers. "Confirmed." The computer speaks. "You are now granted access to the rangers database." --------------------------------------------------------------------- To be continued...

I think this thread is much happier now when I moved it to the online gaming forum, considering most of Kaillera users in 1Emulation are hanging here. Also, check up the stickies. Always check up the stickies

I think we can leave Roger alone for now, since he is fighting the monsters happily ever after. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Nelfag and alos enter the inn, and see Ryla sitting with a stranger. Nelfag looks at the stranger. "Who are you?" he asks. "I'm the last ranger of the Hertselia-Pituach tribe." Racid replies. "Oh, Roger, I haven't recognized you." Nlefag says. "You look younger. You know, I didn't thought you will use cosmetics..." "Well, I'm making a change of image." Racid replies. "In addition to my new look, I want to be called Racid instead of Roger!" Ryla is tired of this game. "Racid, stop this at once!" she commands. Nelfag is confused. "Do you try to encourage of discourage him?" ----------------------------------------------------------------- The three thives are standing in front of a tall tower. "That's the tower of Shemesh." Ghede says. "Lets get inside" Flyrin is scared. "Are we sure we want to confront a wizard?" he asks the leader. "Don't worry." Ghede calms him. "He is not a wizard. He is a saga." he says, and enters the tower. Mondo and Flyrin follow him. Flyrin leans toward Mondo. "What's a saga?" he asks his pal. "A really powerful wizard." Mondo replies. Flyrin swallows a spit. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Ryla, Nelfag and racid are sitting around the table. Nelfag tries to catch up on the latest events. "So, you are Roger's younger brother? Where have you been all this time?" he asks. "Working for the police." Racid replies. Nelfag starts sweating. He looks to the door. "Don't bother." Racid says. "I have a man there." "Wow..." Ryla is amazed from the trap. "Wow?" Nelfag says. "That's the oldest trick in the book.". "Yes." Rlya answers. "But when it comes from him..." Racid continues. "I will not arrest you, because I need your help finding that thief Ghede, and that Shemesh guy who tries to conquer the world instead of getting an honest job like a fast food restaurant owner. Help me, and I will register you as a state's witness." "What do you cops have against us assassins anyways?" Nelfag defends his trade. "You guys are killing people for money." Racid answers. "But you cops are also getting paid to kill people." Nelfag argues. "Yes, but we have cool uniforms." Racid replies. "You think that makes the difference?" Nelfag is astonished. "It sure makes a difference to the ladies!" Racid responds... ----------------------------------------------------------------- To be continued...

O.K., what about that: I will add a script to the RPG World thread, that will cause asian babes to magically appear in the houses of those who play there. I will check if there is such an option on the forums, O.K.?

I liked the part when Chuck Norris tries to immitate bruce lee's style. Speaking of Chuck Norris facts: I Tested it. It's not true.

That's what I like in such threads. You know it's too good to be true, but if it is, you will never forgive yourself if you won't check it.

...it was not an active server url, so I thought it will work... Anyways, I uploaded it on imageshack:

Someone above hates me. I wanted to attract some fresh blood.

We need more players at the RPG World thread. Please join. And no, there is no ASIAN PORN here. That was only to get your attention.

Like I promised, Racid's stats: Character name:Racid Class:Ranger/Cop Hp: 300/300 Mp: 20/20 Wepons: I)Grappling hook: a)shoot(range 10 meter, damage 100-120, takes one turn to fold back) b)whip(range 3 meter, damage 60-80, hits a radius of 150 degrees) II)Police pistol (range 400 meter, damage 50-60, ammo 30/30) Tech Skills: I) Enemy grab(10 mp): After a shoot with the grappeling hook, uses another turn to pull the enemy. Enemy is motionless for the next two turns. II) Slam(15 mp): After a shoot with the grappeling hook, slams the enemy onto a wall(damage 50-70) Items: I)Police badge: Used to show authority over civilians. Also used to command other policemen. II)handcuffs(3 units) Money: 6000 credits Location: Kalat Current Status: Great On with the story: --------------------------------------------------------------------- Ryla and Racid are sitting in the inn. Racid starts telling the story of the conflict with his brother. "It all began when we out tribe was attacked by Zmic soldiers. Imagine that - a force strong enough to defeat a tribe of rangers." "Anyways, we were on the loosing side. Although already trained in the ways of the rangers, Roger and I were only children. We stood no chance, so we tried to escape. The stood on the path to safty, but then something happened." "Roger saw his girlfriend, Sirel, raped by seven soldiers. The always reasoned Roger act recklessly for the first, and I belive last, time in his life. He ran to save her, but I knew he had no chance. To save his life, I used my grappling hook to drag him away." "He have never forgiven me about it. After the attack was over, only the two of us left. Since Roger was the older brother, he claimed himself the leader of the tribe. Our father didn't count, since he was the guardian of the wind. After that, he banished me from the clan. He took the key to the susita and started calling himslef 'the last ranger', while I took another path and joined the police. We havn't seen each other until yesterday. We probably won't see each until he dies and I will have to replace him." Ryla speaks in a sorrowful voice. "That's a sad story..." "Yea." Racid replys. "Anyways, I need to repopulate the tribe. Wanna help?" "What?!" Ryla is shocked. "No way!!!" "I need to work on that line..." Racid ponders... --------------------------------------------------------------------- Roger stands in front of the monster, the sword is glowing in his hands. The sword speaks to him. "You must understand the way of the ranger to defeat the monster with me." Roger thinks to himslef. "I followed the path of the ranger all my life. What am I doing wrong?" --------------------------------------------------------------------- Ghede and the two thives are standing at the forest. "I think we lost them." says Mondo. "The susita is not in there." Ghede says. "I think we better pay a visit to that Shemesh guy." he says and start walking. Mondo and Flyrin look at each other in terror, and start walking after their leader.