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  1. I recall some Rabbi(t) saying that Jews where created by god, and everyone else by evolution. NaNa Banana! I was created by god and you weren't!!!
  2. Even the monkey is smarter then Mike Seaver and Kirk Cameron. It's a shame they didn't let him speak...
  3. Yup. I will give you guys a chance to continue this(or make another filler)
  4. Moved to the online gameing forum Moving threads around is FUN!
  5. ...... Lets see. Their conclusions are based on the lack of knowledge among people from the street, quotes from hundreds of years ago, and the fact that apes have no table manners. But they have a monkey!!! I'm going to buy this book! The monkey told me to do so! Speaking of the book, I should probably delete this thread before Mooney and Bo0 spend 13$ on this crap...
  6. http://www.neo-cream.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=4457#4457
  7. You know.... As much as I hate the whole thing, I would love to see a Rabbi doing that...... I don't think the law in Israel allows it though.
  8. That's not funny!!!! Tel Aviv is a representive city for Israel OH NO!!!! Every plane that lands on Israel will land in a gay city!!!
  9. No one is bigger an asshole than me though
  10. It's not that. They are going to turn the biggest city in Israel into the world capital of gay
  11. Never heard of it, but I don't go to Tel Aviv much. I tried googeling a bit, but found nothing. It still doesn't say there isn't any though.
  12. http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3169556,00.html I know this is old, but I have just read in a hebrew newspaper that it started!!!
  13. They are not really floating. The picture freezes when they are above the siege, so it looks like they are floating.
  14. So this is the shameless promotion thread? In that case FLYING COWS!!!
  15. Gamecop exists!!! I will kill anyone who says otherwise!!!
  16. The traveling thread.... I just though: NES emulator thread should go to the NES forum...
  17. The next model of this robot will be able to charge money.
  18. The purpose of those fillers was to know the characters better. Now we can continue the main story: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ After days of traveling, the party have finally reached to the Tasoben ruins. Well, at least they reached to the police siege around it. Racid goes to the officer in charge. "What's going on, officer?" he asks. "Code 73E shiny pink." The cop answers. "Apparently, there are some artifact thieves inside there." Racid goes back to tell the news to his party. "So, what does this code 73E... shiny pink? Who the hell came up with that screwed up name?" Nelfag asks. "Anyways, what does this...code means?" "Well," Racid explains. "it means that no one is allowed to enter or exit the ruins until the thieves are discovered." "Oh, I get it!" Ryla says. "The cops outside guards the area while the detectives inside are searching for the thieves." "Detectives?" Racid says. "Don't be silly. If we send in detectives, they will only disturb the archeologists." "Than..." Nelfag speaks. "How are they going to find the thieves?" "They know where the thieves are." "But they aren't doing anything about it." "What do you mean? They made the siege, haven't they?" "But they haven't sent men inside!" "That's because they don't want to disturb the archeologists." "But that gives the thieves freedom to do whatever they want inside the ruins!" "Ofcourse not! Can't you see the police is on it?" Nelfag yells. "This is a stupid strategy!" Racid yells back. "No it isn't! It is a very popular strategy. Right now, 137 sieges like this one are taking place." "Really?" Nelfag is shoked. "How long does it take to finish such a siege?" "We don't know yet." Racid answers. "Once one of them will give results, we will be able to tell." "Stupid!" Lucius interrupts. "You policemen are so stupid! This method is not working at all!" "Shut up you good for nothing good-for-nothing!" Racid screams. "The best police tacticians invented this method!!!" "Stupid STupid stUpId StUPID stuPid" "Why you little..." Racid yells and starts punching Lucius. "You two, stop it!" Ryla tries to seperate them. Nelfag ignores the three and turns to Alos. "Say....... is there a chance you can transform into a copter?" Alos looks at him. "I'm not that kind of robot!" "Well, it was worth a try." Nlefag says. "I'm going to find a way to get inside. Keep a camera on them." Nelfag begins walking. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile, in Shemesh's dungeons. "Hmm... Ghede?" Flyrin says "Mondo and I have dug up a tunnel with our spoons." "Mondo? Flyrin?" Ghede sounds surprised. "You are here too?" "He didn't payed any attention to us..." Mondo says. "He grabbed us all the way to here, and forgot about us..." Flyrin says. "Troop, I see a way out!" Ghede says and points on the tunnel Flyrin and Mondo dug. "After me!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Nelfag returns to the party. "I see you managed to calm them down." He says to Ryla. "Anyways, I found a way to pass the siege." Nelfag takes out a small pill. "It says to add water." Nelfag sais and add water. The pill begins to shake violently, so nelfag drops it down and gets away from it. The pill unfolds to a giant tranpoline. "Trampoline!!!!!" Lucius gets excited and jumps on the trampoline. "Hey, you are not running away!" Racid yells and jumps after him. "You two jump first." Ryla says to Nelfag and Alos. "I will follow you."\ "Oh no, I see what you are planning." Nelfag replies. "Alos, gra... I mean, can you please carry her?" Alos grabs screaming Ryla and jumps. Nelfag jumps after him. The five adventurers floats above the siege in cool positions. To be continued...
  19. You are right... it's a blasphemy to say that Gamecop can be bribed... Well, I can still try with God!
  20. Well, it's sexier than anything YOU could ever get. I wonder if that robot has a hole in the right place...
  21. You can't prove anything. Either way, I still don't see what makes you a better person if you're going to be smug about the afterlife. Wouldn't that mean that you decrease your chances of going to heaven if you tell others that they're going to hell? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nope! God loves me more than any of you. Why? I give him presents... of cool things. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> So if I send god a PSP, he will love me and let me go to heaven? You know what? I think I'll have a better chance if I send that PSP to Gamecop!
  22. I'm a jew. I'll burn in hell anyways
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