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  1. The forum rule about not linking to illegal stuff will apply there as well, if we make such a forum
  2. Than you can: 1) Wait for my translations or 2) Attack Mooney
  3. דיס איז אינגליש וורדס וית הברו לטרס
  4. I want to add that: 1)leet is no a language 2)you don't speak leet. You can't speak leet. No one can!
  5. The five adventurers had a hard landing, but luckily nobody got hurt. Nelfag spoke first. "We are going to investigate here. First, we will get into archeologist's outfits. Than, we will split up and start following people." "Wait!" Racid says. "That will disturb the archeologists's work!" "Oh, I forgot." Nelfag sighs. "I forgot we have a dumbass on the group. Don't worry Racid, we will try to follow them quietly." A beautiful woman pass 30 meters from them. "I volunteer to follow her!" Lucius jumps. Ryla punches Lucius on his head. "I know what you are thinking, and you are not going to get it! I will follow her." Lucius complains to himself. "There is no way I will find other babes in a place like this..." The five start looking for clothes. -=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=- Nelfag and Racid, now wearing short brown pants, white T-shirts, brown sleeveless jackets and brown wide hats, look at a group of archeologists transferring large creates from the digging area. "You will follow them." Nelfag suggests. "But I will disturb them if I do it!" Racid objects. "No you won't." Nelfag says. "You will help them move the creates. You can't disturb them if you help them, can you?" "Well, I guess you'r right..." Racid starts. Nelfag pushes him toward the archeologists. "Now go! The sooner we get rid of you the better..." he adds with a whisper. -=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=- Simon the archeologist walks around Tasoben ruins. He is shocked to see a robot wearing short brown pants, white T-shirt, brown sleeveless jacket and brown wide hat. "Hello, fellow researcher." the robot says. "Do you mind if I'll be around you, like us humans like to do?" -=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=- Ryla walks after the woman they saw before. Suddenly, the woman notices Ryla. "Ahw!!! I didn't know there are other women here!!! I have some very important work to do, but lets go shopping instead!!!" she says, grabs Ryla by her hand, and starts running. Ryla is forced to run after her, confused. "I didn't think there are clothing shops in this place..." "Sure there are!" The woman says. "Though they only sell short brown pants, white T-shirts, brown sleeveless jackets and brown wide hats..." -=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=- Nelfag enters the bar. "Well, time to gather some information..." he says, and orders a drink. -=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=- The adventurers gather in a small building. "I found nothing." Alos reports. "What about you guys?" "No luck." Racid says, as he rubs his sprained muscles. "Nothing *HICK* here either" Nelfag says. Ryla looks at him with rebuke. "Well, I havn't found anything." she says. "But I got myself new shoes!" They look at Lucius, who is sitting on a computer, playing Pacman. "What?" he defends himself. "I'm just taking a short break. You won't belive what I found - hey Alos, can I install this game on you?" Alos struggles to stay calm. "I won't even respond to this one. Just tell us what you found." Alos exits from the game. "Well, I can understand most of the writing on those artifacts, but this one is pretty common there, yet I can't understand it". He types something, and a rune appears on the screen. "Hey, I know this one!" Racid proclaims. "Than tell us!" the others say. "Well, if according to what I remember history class." Racid says. "The meaning of this rune is 'Chuck Norris'" -=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=- Diego's doctor told him he should relax, but Diego isn't relaxed. He isn't relaxed at all. How can he relax when it have been three days since Ghede sent him on this mission, and he found nothing? Diego's phone rings. Ghede is on the other side. "Report!" "Lord Ghede... I'm sorry to report we have nothing." "Whaaaaaat? Then what are those rumors about the police investigating thefts in the Tasobe ruins?" "We found artifacts to steal... but someone else stole them before us..." "Then find who is stealing my artifacts and take them from him!!!! You have anohter three days!" Diego sighs. It seems the doctor's orders will just have to wait... -=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=- "Chuck Norris?" Ryla asks. "Yes, Chuck Norris." Racid replies. "Chuck Norris was the first Ranger. He was a mighty warrior, the head of the Texas Rangers. After he died, the Texas Rangers splited into three seperate tribes: the Hertselia-Pituach tribe, the Hof-Palmahim tribe, and the... the third tribe is..." "You forgot it!" Lucius says. "Shut up!" Racid yells at him. "This might be important." Ryla says. "Please try to recall it." "I'm trying." Racid says. "Try harder!" Alos commands. "I'm trying harder!" Racid replies. "HARDER!!!" Racid closes his eyes. Racid see himself as a child in school. The teacher is writing something on the board, but Racid prefer drawing on his desk. Racid tries to recall what the teacher wrote... than it strike him. "The Tasoben tribe!" To be continued... -=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=-=(X)=-=(+)=- Boy, that was long. The password to the Hertselia-Pituach library makes sense now, doens't it? Anyways, it's your turn now.
  6. Sonic Adventure. Old game, but really awesome
  7. HB, I have a question for you: Can a rune mage create magic items by carving runes on them?
  8. For this to work out, they need to change the gameplay alot... in which case it will no longer be metal slag... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think Worms 3D was good, and it was still Worms. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Worms 3D is not real time
  9. He insults himself by watching American Idol
  10. I have a Goatse tattoo on my ass! Just kidding. I would love to get an ASCIIMAN tattoo
  11. The people who say my room is a mess - are the one who haven't seen my programs source-code...
  12. For this to work out, they need to change the gameplay alot... in which case it will no longer be metal slag...
  13. Can you say happy Easter in Visual C++?
  14. That's only true if your god is the same as mine - Gamecop.
  15. SDC has a birthday today, but he is just a generic NPC. Happy birthday SDC!
  16. O.K., MapTool? looks good. I'll start a server later to check it out.
  17. O.K., found it. You can download it from here. It's called WebRPG. Edit: Dammit, I just that it is no longer freewere. They added a monthly fee I will search for a free one, and let you know when I find it
  18. Me and two friends of mine decided we all read the D&D 3rd edition books. I was the only one who finished them, so I have no one to play with I think there is a chat program for playing D20 games online. I'll try to find it.
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