Agozer Posted April 12, 2004 Posted April 12, 2004 I said I was sorry. Come on man, I don't want to get on your bad side. *offers hand*
Weirdy Posted April 12, 2004 Posted April 12, 2004 Pete and Repeat are on a boat, Pete jumps off, who's left?
Cominus Posted April 12, 2004 Posted April 12, 2004 I said I was sorry. Come on man, I don't want to get on your bad side. *offers hand*Are you offerng to wank me? Sure, go for it. j/k it's kool
Agozer Posted April 12, 2004 Posted April 12, 2004 I said I was sorry. Come on man, I don't want to get on your bad side. *offers hand*Are you offerng to wank me? Sure, go for it. j/k it's kool Somehow I knew that you were going to say that.
L.S.D Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: Have you any grounds?POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms. LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is "yes."LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?POLE: NO, she white.LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?POLE: SHE going to kill me.LAWYER: What makes you think that?POLE: I got proof.LAWYER: What kind of proof?POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read-it says, "Polish Remover."
Gryph Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references. -----"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice. Her mother paled. "And it's all your fault," continued the girl. "My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life." "Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"-----
-VIOLENCE- Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references. -----"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice. Her mother paled. "And it's all your fault," continued the girl. "My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life." "Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"-----ooo naughty naughty words my virgin eyes!!
Gryph Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references. -----"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice. Her mother paled. "And it's all your fault," continued the girl. "My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life." "Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"-----ooo naughty naughty words my virgin eyes!! Cover your eyes!!! Here's another one. -------If you want to have fun some time, go into a restaurant's kitchen and yell "IMMIGRATION!" - Milton Berle-------
-VIOLENCE- Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references. -----"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice. Her mother paled. "And it's all your fault," continued the girl. "My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life." "Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"-----ooo naughty naughty words my virgin eyes!! Cover your eyes!!! Here's another one. -------If you want to have fun some time, go into a restaurant's kitchen and yell "IMMIGRATION!" - Milton Berle------- jaja, thats cold as ice
N3oGhost Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 What do you get when you mix the Pillsbury Dough Boy with a cabbage patch kid? An Ugly biatch with a Yeast Infection.meh
Gryph Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 Geez...I never realized how ugly Cabbage Patch dolls actually are.
Agozer Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 Geez...I never realized how ugly Cabbage Patch dolls actually are.You learn new things every day. That's why I'm mostly bitter and sarcastic towards life.
Weirdy Posted April 13, 2004 Posted April 13, 2004 Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references. -----"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice. Her mother paled. "And it's all your fault," continued the girl. "My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life." "Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"-----ooo naughty naughty words my virgin eyes!! Cover your eyes!!! Here's another one. -------If you want to have fun some time, go into a restaurant's kitchen and yell "IMMIGRATION!" - Milton Berle------- jej jej, that not only works in the kitchens around here, but it works anywhere in the restraunt
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