George W Bush....not A Goodie Two Shoes...

[ForceX]

I was looking around for some info for my Law Report and look what I happened to come across....

 

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hahahahaha.....looks like George W Bush got caught DUI.......hahahahah

[AntiWinner22]

GASP!!! You mean this great president of ours who instead of saying "terror" he says "tera"? I am shocked and apawled that it was beer and not coke!!!

 

Anon.

[ForceX]

hhahahaha........Georgie Boy has been spiking his morning coffee with Vodka....

[Agozer]

George has been 0wn3d! /me laughs harder.

[miskie]

yeah, He was driving home drunk to the Kennebunkport summerhouse at like 15 mph --well, at least he knew he was hammered and didnt come out driving at 150 MPH.. anyway, he didnt resist the arresting cop, he pleaded guilty, was slapped on the wrist and sent home.

 

He has been booze free for somewhere around 20 years If I remember correctly.

 

So, Id have to say yeah he still kinda is a goodie-two-shoes. 15 MPh.. LOL

[ForceX]

Damn...most old folks I know can drive faster than that in their wheel chairs ....

 

Hahahaha....Georgie Boy cannot even drive a car properly while DUI......

[Agozer]

Damn...most old folks I know can drive faster than that in their wheel chairs ....

 

Hahahaha....Georgie Boy cannot even drive a car properly while DUI......

Of course, he has never been the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[ForceX]

I wonder if he knows the difference between a spoon and a fork....

[Gryph]

Well he was an alcoholic until he found God. He's made it no secret. He uses that in his campaign that everyone can change for better.

 

And he also snorted crack. Wait no, rich white boys with political connections do cocaine.

Edited April 4, 2004 by GryphonKlaw

[ffynnon]

I never really bought his "pretzel" accident. When watching sporting events--and engaging in consumption of spirits--I've been known to experience "impaired motor control". I can see falling over and wacking your head if you're pissed--but choking on a pretzel? I've choked on peanuts and whatnot, but I've never fallen face first into a coffee table while trying to recover.

 

Hardly scientific, but I don't think he and I share the same definition of "truth".

 

edit [i just remembered he claimed he blacked out--I guess that would explain the fall]

Edited April 4, 2004 by ffynnon

[Weirdy]

did you know he also did coke in the 70's?

[Agozer]

did you know he also did coke in the 70's?

....which is why he's probably so dumb anyway.

[BoomBa_GoosE]

no wonder his daughters are big alkies...

[Jiggs]

Ok, kids, let's get a few drug facts straight.

 

Coca leaves = These leaves are used in the cocaine-making process. Natives of Colombia and Peru used to chew on them while they worked for the slight boost in energy. Think of it as chewing tobacco in this country.

 

Coca paste = Also called basuco. It can be smoked, and is not far from becoming the white powder that junkies everywhere love.

 

Cocaine = Powder. It is snorted. A true kilo that's sealed in wax will dip in the middle. Most coke is usually "cut" several times with several different white, powdery substances referred to as "cutting agents." e.g. "The cocaine was cut with [insert name of odd substance here]."

 

Crack = Highly refined cocaine (Meaning, all the little impurities are cooked out of it). It comes in "rocks" and is smoked. Since it's so much more pure, it's more addictive than coke. A dealer will buy some coke, then go to their kitchen, cook it into rocks, then go out and sell it.

 

And something else that bugs the hell out of me: "Crack cocaine." How many other types of "crack" are there? "Crack heroin?" "Crack marijuana?" Please. "Crack" will suffice. Anyone who doesn't know what you're talking about needs to go out into the world.

Edited April 4, 2004 by Jiggs

[Sane]

Yeah, get out there and snort your brains out!