Salorskin Posted January 11, 2008 Posted January 11, 2008 So, we were at this club tonight and Sagorski (Fatal Rose) was drunk as all hell... anyways, our friend Colby and I were standing in line to get drinks and the guy comes behind us and starts saying "WHOSE GONNA BUY THE FATAL ROSE A DRIIIIINNNNKKK" in front of basically a million hot chicks. Seriously, I've never felt so embarrassed in my life. If there was ever a moment I wanted to kill myself, that was the moment. I tried my hardest to pretend I didn't know him, but then the guy grabs our shoulders and starts calling us by name. -"I am the fatal one though and I'd like a drink so I'll be done for the night." Yeah, pretty good at killing off the potential of any game we had. Luckily we ended up dancing with girls anyways tonight. Anyone else have embarrassing stories?
someboddy Posted January 11, 2008 Posted January 11, 2008 Well, a couple of days ago me and some other guys were supposed to go out of the base for the weekend, but we couldn't leave until that guy named Elad come to replace us. So I opened my cellphone's address book, looked for Elad, and called him. I asked him when he is coming, and he told me that he already left the brigade. So I told the other guys that he isn't coming cause he left the brigade, and one of them told me "You idiot! That's the wrong Elad!"
alexis Posted January 11, 2008 Posted January 11, 2008 it happens to me all the time so I am no longer worried about it, and always the embarrasing situations are created by me doh
Sybarite Paladin AxL Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 My brother was born. Issues much? And anyway, that sound like fun, what Fatal did. IMO, if anything they'd get curios as to why he called himself the fatal rose. might think it's something really cool. course he wouldn't actually burst their bubble by saying "hurrr, it's my 1emo screen name, hurrr"
Lucandrake Posted January 12, 2008 Posted January 12, 2008 I was at a fast food place downtown yesterday, and this chick accross the room looks my way and smiles, I look her way and smile, and this goes on for about 10 minutes, then I get up and walk right by and her and out the door. I suck.
NeuronMaster Posted January 13, 2008 Posted January 13, 2008 I was at a fast food place downtown yesterday, and this chick accross the room looks my way and smiles, I look her way and smile, and this goes on for about 10 minutes, then I get up and walk right by and her and out the door. I suck. Oh sweet lord, that was the funniest thing I've read here in a while!Hahahahahahaha! You rock!
Salorskin Posted January 13, 2008 Author Posted January 13, 2008 And anyway, that sound like fun, what Fatal did. IMO, if anything they'd get curios as to why he called himself the fatal rose. might think it's something really cool. course he wouldn't actually burst their bubble by saying "hurrr, it's my 1emo screen name, hurrr" He actually tried saying this tonight while Colby and I completely agreed that it was extremely lame. No girl in their right mind would find it interesting, they'd just think it totally absurd and beyond hilarious and would begin spreading it around the spot causing a mass cock-block of our entire group. Its more of something you'd hear at a convention that's welcoming of such self determined incredibly geeky nicknames. Such things aren't of acceptance in that type of crowd and honestly creates the mystery of whether or not the person in question still lives in their parents basement and is nearly thirty-two... I was at a fast food place downtown yesterday, and this chick accross the room looks my way and smiles, I look her way and smile, and this goes on for about 10 minutes, then I get up and walk right by and her and out the door. I suck. That is pretty terrible, dude... my advice: grow some balls! Being turned down is not as scary as you think, and the worst anyone could say is, "Get the flock away from me you freak!"Usually girls that aren't interested just say, "I have a boyfriend, sorry..."
alexis Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 I was at a fast food place downtown yesterday, and this chick accross the room looks my way and smiles, I look her way and smile, and this goes on for about 10 minutes, then I get up and walk right by and her and out the door. I suck. hahaha sth similar happened to me a couple of years ago lol, i was looking at the girl and she started looking me then I don't know why, I started laughing like an idiot, so I decided to just keep on walking, nice way to blow it.....
alexis Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 And anyway, that sound like fun, what Fatal did. IMO, if anything they'd get curios as to why he called himself the fatal rose. might think it's something really cool. course he wouldn't actually burst their bubble by saying "hurrr, it's my 1emo screen name, hurrr" He actually tried saying this tonight while Colby and I completely agreed that it was extremely lame. No girl in their right mind would find it interesting, they'd just think it totally absurd and beyond hilarious and would begin spreading it around the spot causing a mass cock-block of our entire group. Its more of something you'd hear at a convention that's welcoming of such self determined incredibly geeky nicknames. Such things aren't of acceptance in that type of crowd and honestly creates the mystery of whether or not the person in question still lives in their parents basement and is nearly thirty-two... I was at a fast food place downtown yesterday, and this chick accross the room looks my way and smiles, I look her way and smile, and this goes on for about 10 minutes, then I get up and walk right by and her and out the door. I suck. That is pretty terrible, dude... my advice: grow some balls! Being turned down is not as scary as you think, and the worst anyone could say is, "Get the flock away from me you freak!"Usually girls that aren't interested just say, "I have a boyfriend, sorry..." errr it depends how you react to the whole things, if you take it as sth funny and you keep cool or start laughing at the situation then that;s it.
Fatal Rose Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 One time while hanging out with friends all day drinking, eating fast food, and drinking a milk shake we decided to head back to my friends Salorskins house and chill. I received a random call from that chick i posted up in 4chan thread, she said she was in town and really wanted to hang out. I really was not feeling well due to everything I had consumed earlier but my friends greatly encouraged me to go hang out anyway, "heck Ryan, you might get laid man!". So I agreed and she came and picked me up, about a mile or two away from my friends house my stomach started acting up, the pain was intense. Within about 10 minutes I could no longer contain myself and expressed the torture I was going through, she asked if I was drinking and I said yes. She offered to pull over because she thought I had to regurgitate , I agreed. But what I really needed to do was go diarrhea but was to embarrassed to say. No I did not throw up or go diarrhea at this point. She pulled over in a shopping center parking lot, I walked away to some nearby bushes and pretended to throw up. I walked back all fine and happy, she was like "you don't look like you threw up." I told her I did and got over it fast. Something like that. Well we were by chance driving towards my house (thank God!) and my stomach started acting up like crazy again, I told her to please hurry to my place, she sped up but it was to late, I was literally squeezing my cheeks together to hold it in. I asked her to please pull over to the side of the road (it was a grassy walk way) because I can no longer hold it. I got out of her car as fast as I could and took off my pants and briefs as fast as i could, before I could completely squat down it started shooting out like crazy. I decided to take off all my clothes and set them in front of me (what was I thinking? ) at the risk of me getting liquid poop on them. So there I am, totally naked and going diarrhea on the side of the road. All of the sudden at 3am cars decided to drive by, so I stood up reaching for my pants but was to late, the car was to fast and saw me completely naked, add four more cars to that. Then a cop car drove by really slow, so I put my hand to the side of my head in the fashion of a cell phone and pretended to talk on it. Thankfully they just drove by real slow and decided not to approach me. Couple more cars drove by and I was finally done with nothing to wipe with. I had no choice so I used both of my socks, surprisingly they got the job done. I put all my clothes back on, headed over to her car parked across the street at the park and headed back to my friends house and took a shower, thankfully none of it got on me or my clothes. To be honest I was not at all embarrassed about this, I thought it was really funny.
Alpha Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 She pulled over in a shopping center parking lot, I walked away to some nearby bushes and pretended to throw up. I walked back all fine and happy, she was like "you don't look like you threw up." I told her I did and got over it fast. Something like that.What was the point of pretending to throw up?
Fatal Rose Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 She pulled over in a shopping center parking lot, I walked away to some nearby bushes and pretended to throw up. I walked back all fine and happy, she was like "you don't look like you threw up." I told her I did and got over it fast. Something like that.What was the point of pretending to throw up? Haha I don't know, I was desperate and could not think straight.
Alpha Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 She pulled over in a shopping center parking lot, I walked away to some nearby bushes and pretended to throw up. I walked back all fine and happy, she was like "you don't look like you threw up." I told her I did and got over it fast. Something like that.What was the point of pretending to throw up? Haha I don't know, I was desperate and could not think straight.Couldn't you have just went to the bathroom at one of the stores in the shopping center?
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