What Movie Did you Just Watch?

[Fatal Rose]

Deja vu 2006

8/10

[Cominus]

Nah I never read it, but I had heard before that the second one was shit compared to the first one like a billion times which is why I didn't see it in theaters. I did see the first one in theaters.

 

Even the first one was just "okay" though. It was really just a bunch of cool action scenes but it at least captured SOME of the style of the original show. The sequel was just goofy. Why did that old robot have a cane? Seriously wtf!? There where so many just stupid things like that and constant mind numbingly dumb dialogue I guess to make it appeal to kids more or something. What can you really expect from a Michael Bay movie though?

 

Rotten Tomatoes

 

Original - 57/100

 

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/transformers_the_movie/

 

Sequel - 19/100

 

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/transforme..._of_the_fallen/

 

IMDB

 

Original - 7.4/10

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418279/

 

Sequel - 6.2/10

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1055369/

 

Metacritic

 

Original - 61/100

 

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/tran...?q=Transformers

 

Sequel - 35/100

 

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/tran...rmers%20revenge

 

So you just take everybodys judgment as your own because you can't formulate your own opinion?

 

Yeah well everybody also says FF7 was the best RPG ever when I know for a fact that it's wrong cuz Legend of Dragoon would rape the shit out of anything FF has to offer, fact.

[Shibathedog]

^Oh god I knew someone was going to pop up with that stupid argument. I had a feeling it would be you because you seem to like picking fights. When did I state I had any opinion whatsoever before watching the movie? Oh wait, I didn't. When did I say I even agreed with those scores even after seeing the movie? Holy shit I didn't do that either! (All I said was that it was shit) In fact, I personally HATE rotten tomatoes because the scores they give are all over the place, very good movies are often rated poorly and the other way around. IMDB is okay but gets bombarded with spammers/trolls, and Metacritic is just decent for a general idea because they at least weigh the scores. I posted those for everyone's convenience, I plan to do it for every movie I post about in this thread and for no other reason. You also fail to understand that a 5/10 is average, so it wasn't exactly critically panned. I apparently hated it MORE than critics did if you really want to know more about my opinion. All I said was that was I heard it was shit before seeing it. You SHOULD have noticed this because you put it in bold yourself. I guess you don't read that well either though. The only effect any reviews had on me was that I skipped it in theaters, which to be honest isn't saying much because I rarely EVER go to the theaters anyway, I pirate everything. Your right though, I take it back, Transformers 2 is a cinematic masterpiece. All movies should strive to be as good as transformers 2, by the greatest director of all time, Michael Bay. I know you didn't claim it was a cinematic masterpiece, but why do you go out of the way to defend it like this? Are you making royalties or something? Maybe you had something to do with making this movie? I don't get it. If you liked the movie, that's great, but there is no need to be an ass about it.

 

Anyway, I just watched a fantastic movie. If you are a fan of Evil Dead 2 you must see this movie. If you didn't like Evil Dead 2 or movies like it, skip this because you will hate it. It is definitely one of those movies where you either hate it or love it. It is called Dead Alive, it also has the title Brain Dead. Here is the cover:

 

 

I don't know how I missed this when it came out, but I'm glad I finally saw it. It is EXTREMELY gory and even though it is old there are some parts that might freak you out just because they are so weird. You might not eat pudding ever again. (you'll see!) It is directed by Peter Jackson which came as a surprise to me. I'm guessing if you liked Bad Taste (I saw a post about it on here somewhere) you would like this too. Some parts are just completely ridiculous. The only thing you have to be careful about is there are a lot of censored versions floating around. The Uncensored one is about 97 minutes, There is also a 104 minute version but the extra scenes in that version don't really add much in fact I kinda understand why they where taken out. So don't go crazy looking for that version. The censored version is 85 minutes long. I heard the UK versions are all uncensored but I cannot confirm this. This movie is way different from any other zombie movie you have ever seen. I cannot stress enough how completely ridiculous it is.

 

Rotten Tomatoes (85/100)

 

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dead_alive/

 

IMDB (7.6/10)

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103873/

 

Metacritic (54/100)

 

http://www.metacritic.com/video/titles/dea...?q=Dead%20Alive

 

Another good zombie movie I saw recently is Dead Snow (Technically Død snø). Also a pretty gory movie. There are a couple parts which will make you say HOLY SHIT!! I hope this doesn't spoil it but I liked the fact that the survivors actually stood a fighting chance instead of just getting picked off one by one like I thought they would. Oh yeah, and NAZI ZOMBIES!!!! It is from Norway so you must find yourself some subtitles. I expected this movie to be very bad for some reason but I was wrong. As far as zombie movies go its great. If you like zombie movies see this movie for sure.

 

 

Rotten Tomatoes (66/100)

 

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/dead_snow/

 

IMDB (6.6/10)

 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1278340/

 

Metacritic (61/100)

 

http://www.metacritic.com/film/titles/deadsnow?q=Dead%20Snow

[Lucandrake]

Thanks for reminding me that Dead-Alive exists, now I'll remember

vagina's can house full grown men

for the rest of my life.

 

Lawnmowers are cool though.

 

 

This movie was delicious, I was extremely surprised considering it looked like a shitty romance on the outside. In the end I was happy with what it portrayed, giving the audience honesty over preference of the norm, it was cool.

[Inky]

dead snow is bad ass. the version I saw was dubbed, it wasn't a bad dub I think the off time out of sync dialog added to the camp factor.

[Fatal Rose]

Dead Alive is an amazingly funny and awesome movie.

[emsley]

I've been downloading like crazy since i got a hold of my olds mans fat pipe (lol) I rinsed of 40gig in 4 days.

 

Knowing with Nick Cage - Great movie - shit your self end of the world stuff with a great "E-E" twist.

 

Valkarie with tom cruise - Great movie - shows that not all germans wanted the war.

 

My name is bruce - Brucee campbell - nuff said.

 

District 9 - Great movie funny - that little alien dude is so cute - near the end the main charecter just lays out an alien with a plank of wood or something.

 

Wolverine - I dont normaly use trendy words but it was pretty sick. Good movie.

 

Death proof - Quinten tarentino - he can suck my balls for the rest of his life for this pile of shit - never put me through one hours worth of women in conversation. Ever.

 

Drag me to hell - Sam Raimi + evil dead humour + SCAREY! = Win!!!!

 

The haunting in conneticut - So - so. You can see it coming a mile off.

 

Bruno - same dude behind borat - Ok for a light hearted movie but anything else would not bother - seemed to take boarts storey line and wash and repeat it again. "Fuck off" is the highlite by a world renowned actor.

 

Colverfield - Win!!!

 

Crank one and two - Win!!!! (Wheres my strawberry tart!!!)

 

GRAN TORINO = EPIC WIN!!!! (Like the best movie I have seen in 5 years Im not kidding you)

[emsley]

dead snow is bad ass. the version I saw was dubbed, it wasn't a bad dub I think the off time out of sync dialog added to the camp factor.

 

I got that dude but I'm saving it for when I'm zombie pumped! I got the DVD rip with good subtitles. Norway is it's birth place.

[Cominus]

^Oh god I knew someone was going to pop up with that stupid argument. I had a feeling it would be you because you seem to like picking fights. When did I state I had any opinion whatsoever before watching the movie? Oh wait, I didn't. When did I say I even agreed with those scores even after seeing the movie? Holy shit I didn't do that either! (All I said was that it was shit) In fact, I personally HATE rotten tomatoes because the scores they give are all over the place, very good movies are often rated poorly and the other way around. IMDB is okay but gets bombarded with spammers/trolls, and Metacritic is just decent for a general idea because they at least weigh the scores. I posted those for everyone's convenience, I plan to do it for every movie I post about in this thread and for no other reason. You also fail to understand that a 5/10 is average, so it wasn't exactly critically panned. I apparently hated it MORE than critics did if you really want to know more about my opinion. All I said was that was I heard it was shit before seeing it. You SHOULD have noticed this because you put it in bold yourself. I guess you don't read that well either though. The only effect any reviews had on me was that I skipped it in theaters, which to be honest isn't saying much because I rarely EVER go to the theaters anyway, I pirate everything. Your right though, I take it back, Transformers 2 is a cinematic masterpiece. All movies should strive to be as good as transformers 2, by the greatest director of all time, Michael Bay. I know you didn't claim it was a cinematic masterpiece, but why do you go out of the way to defend it like this? Are you making royalties or something? Maybe you had something to do with making this movie? I don't get it. If you liked the movie, that's great, but there is no need to be an ass about it.

 

Nah I never read it, but I had heard before that the second one was shit compared to the first one like a billion times which is why I didn't see it in theaters.

 

 

She has no tits (and what is there sags like a motherfucker or does this weird folding over shit somehow, not to mention they are about 3 feet apart) and I think her face is ugly as shit. Oh and she is a bit on the anorexic side. I bet that ass is bony as fuck. The constant extreme airbrushing and bra stuffing is extremely obvious as well. She is no better t

 

than an online camwhore. There I said it.

 

Oh hell yeah, Look at them titties.

 

For crying out loud, Her thumb is a fucking TOE!

 

Wow, Just wow. This is why there is so much airbrushing, she has so many skanky tattoos they have to airbrush the fuck out of her to get rid of them. I like her dumbass remark about it on the side as well. OOOOOOH what a rebel. Is she still in high school?

 

Like I said, Crack, Fucking, Pipe. Another nice tattoo by the way.

 

So if I like a movie I shouldnt be an ass about it, but if you don't like a certain actor you CAN???? Whaaaaaaa!!!!!

 

 

 

Fanny Bandit!

[Inky]

dude, does every fucking post have to be a fight with you. you need to lighten the fuck up.

[KyokugenKiss]

i just fell asleep trying to watch The Legend Of Black Scorpion