Passing gas in bed ... flocking girls

[SuperSoaka420]

oh man, do i have a story to tell you guys. this is my first new thread or topic, so i want to make it good.

 

the other day i was flocking this real nice asian girl. oh man, she was hot! big titties and big booty, all for the price of one long dong? know what i am saying!?! ah flock yea! we were doing it doggy style, and i started to go in the for the touchdown. then the girl flocking let out a big one and i felt like i was going to suffocate. ever smell an asian fart after having some sushi? its the worst smell ever, trust me on that.

 

anyway, make sure the girls you decide to do it with didnt eat too much for lunch or whateva. sometimes they get too excited and let out a big one. it completely ruins the experience.

Edited October 14, 2007 by SuperSoaka420

[Gryph]

That's disgusting. Thanks for sharing.

 

But advice noted for the future.

[solidius23]

i dont know what to say, if we start sharing banging stories we are gonna have to lock out this topic to minors lol.

[Weirdy]

do you think it would've made a difference if you stuck it in her pooper?

[Alpha]

do you think it would've made a difference if you stuck it in her pooper?

Hold your horses Weirdy. Sick freak!

 

SupaSoaka: If a girl purposely farts in my presence, then I'll break up with her immediately. You make a good point and that girls shouldn't fart in bed. But remember, they are human too.

[Mooney]

do you think it would've made a difference if you stuck it in her pooper?

I'd think there would be a really foul smelling explosion and hot Asian chunks on the wall.

[Gryph]

It'll be a reenactment of tub girl.

[solidius23]

do you think it would've made a difference if you stuck it in her pooper?

Hold your horses Weirdy. Sick freak!

 

SupaSoaka: If a girl purposely farts in my presence, then I'll break up with her immediately. You make a good point and that girls shouldn't fart in bed. But remember, they are human too.

if u would break up for a fart what do u do when she qeefs???

[Alpha]

do you think it would've made a difference if you stuck it in her pooper?

Hold your horses Weirdy. Sick freak!

 

SupaSoaka: If a girl purposely farts in my presence, then I'll break up with her immediately. You make a good point and that girls shouldn't fart in bed. But remember, they are human too.

if u would break up for a fart what do u do when she qeefs???

Qeefs? What does that mean?

[BlackKnight]

I don't like these threads...

[solidius23]

have u even been with a woman lol

[Alpha]

have u even been with a woman lol

Of course. Qeef? .. looked it up. Well, that's different.

[Fatal Rose]

i dont know what to say, if we start sharing banging stories we are gonna have to lock out this topic to minors lol.

 

Go ahead and share some stories ahahah...

 

Seriously though, I could forgive a mistake like that. Everyone farts.

[L.S.D]

Never had that yet. But my male organ would turn limp if anyone ever farted during sex

[Reaper man]

do you think it would've made a difference if you stuck it in her pooper?

Hold your horses Weirdy. Sick freak!

 

SupaSoaka: If a girl purposely farts in my presence, then I'll break up with her immediately. You make a good point and that girls shouldn't fart in bed. But remember, they are human too.

 

dude, you need to seriously flocking relax and stop being such a god damn prude. ooh, so a girl you are into farts in front of you. Big whoop! Farting is a natural, but rather unpleasant, activity of the body, and nothing more... you should be laughing it off instead of being all stuck up and "proper" over it...