RPG World 3

[Human-Bahmaut]

... Are we waiting on me?

[someboddy]

"Hmm.... Jonatan?" one archeologist the other. "What is it, Simon?" Jonatan replies.

"Have you seen item 43E? I can swear I put it right here, on this table."

"Sorry." Jonatan answers. I have no clue. What is this artifact anyways?"

"It's an ancient document." Simon replies. "It describes the execution of a citizen who called this place 'Tabosen' instead of 'Tasoben'."

"What an idiot!" Jonatan laughs. "I can understand why they executed him."

"Yea... I think his name was Dibosige or something like that." Simon laughs with him. "Anyways, help me search for this thing. I'm damn sure I put it here!"

 

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"Are we there yet?"

 

"No, Lucius." Nelfag says patiently. "We still have a long way to go."

 

"Are we there yet?"

 

"Shut up you annoying idiot!" Racid loses the little patience he had. "The guy says we have a long road to go, so shut up and keep walking before I blow your head off!!!"

 

The party continues walking quietly.

 

"Are we there yet?"

[Human-Bahmaut]

Lucius sighs and draws a rune with his index finger, though it looks to anyone else he's simply drawing idly in the air. He finishes and taps it, jumps up, and lands on a small platform of air, which lifts him. He zooms past right next to Racid's head and then angles upwards. "Wheeee!"

 

"What the hell?!" Racid jumps as Lucius niks his ear, then starts to yell obscenities at him.

 

Lucius looks back and down, chuckling. Pissing Racid off was fun!

[Diso]

Alos set his laser cannon at the lowest setting and shot Lucius into a tree. He picked up the groggy Lucius and hoisted him up onto his shoulders.

 

"Thank you"...Racid muttered, rubbing his head to calm his headache. "...Maybe we could ditch that guy into a house and leave. He wouldn't know."

 

Ryla looked appalled, "We can't just leave him with someone we don't know!"

 

Racid glared, "We barely know him. He's just a big pain in the neck."

 

Before things were aroused, Nelfag said quietly, "Settle down. Let's take advantage of the solace of Lucius not being awake and cover as much ground as we can."

 

After a moment's silence, Alos Asked, "Excuse me, but where are we going?"

 

Racid snapped, "The Tasoben ruins! How many times Do I have to say it?"

 

ALos replied, "oh...because I saw a sign in the distance saying that we're headed towards the Tabosen ruins..The Tabosen ruins is the other way."

 

Racid flushed, "I knew that..."

 

Nelfag muttered under his breath, "The hell did they have to name them so similar?"

 

After an hour of traveling....

 

"WHEEEEE! I"M ON THE ROBOT! SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE!"

 

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I HATE the name of the ruins. I'm blowing the ruins up first chance I get.

[Human-Bahmaut]

Ok, from what I can see, Lucius is drifting more towards Hyper and hyped-up on sugar with ADHD.

[Diso]

What kind of person Wouldn't like riding on a mechanical figure of mass destruction?

 

Another filler update since I don't have time to make a revelent one.

 

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Alos stopped and said, "Ah you're come to your senses. Good. Now get off."

 

He dropped Lucius onto the ground and continued to walk on muttering, "Damn humans..getting heavier every year"

 

Nelfag caught this and said mischievously, "Aren't you supposed to be a great robot? No mere human should be a burden on you."

 

Alos looked at Nelfag and said quietly, "If you like where your nose is, I suggest you stop talking."

 

Alos walked passed a stunned Nelfag, who in return, followed in turn.

 

"sadist"

 

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Meanwhile, Racid and Ryla were arguing on Lucius' state.

 

Racid said, "All that guy is going to be is a hinderence in our mission. I honestly dont' know why you care for the little idiot!"

 

Ryla retorted, "He's a good-minded person. He has excellent skills that can prove worthwhile."

 

Racid snorted, "Yeah. Pretending he's Silver Surfer© will really help us find the Susitas. Admit it, You probably just want him around because he's cute"

 

Ryla turned a light shade of pink and shouted, "What!? That's a outright lie!"

 

Racid smirked, "Don't deny it. I saw the way you looked at him when you first met him. but don't you already have a boyfriend, who is going to come back someday?"

 

Ryla said softly, "I will only love Slacil and that's final.."

 

Racid said, "Sure...I bet Slacil wouldn't mind if we told him all about your little crush when he comes back."

 

Ryla's eyes widened, "You wouldn't..."

 

Racid laughed, "How about we tell him right now? HEY SLA..."

 

A fireball wizzed by Racid's head. Racid turned around and saw a fuming Ryla.

 

"Don't do that. Please."

 

Racid held up his hands and said, "I won't." knowing inside that he had a weapon to use against that sorceress.

 

Ryla sighed and relaxed and caught up to Racid.

 

Racid thinking about the discussion, screamed, "And where is that little worthless rune wizardy anyway!?"

 

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Lucius was still on the ground staring up at sky. Hearing Racid's voice, he quickly got up and ran forward to catch up with the rest of the group. He knew he was going to have fun with this group, especially with that loud one.

 

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Few notes:

 

I'm still obeying the laws a bit by making a few chances, Up to you guys if you want to continue them or break them. Doesn't matter.

 

I'm horrendous with girl characters, need advice (bahamut )

 

And Update this. I did my share. Do yours.

[someboddy]

The purpose of those fillers was to know the characters better. Now we can continue the main story:

 

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After days of traveling, the party have finally reached to the Tasoben ruins. Well, at least they reached to the police siege around it. Racid goes to the officer in charge.

 

"What's going on, officer?" he asks. "Code 73E shiny pink." The cop answers. "Apparently, there are some artifact thieves inside there."

 

Racid goes back to tell the news to his party.

 

"So, what does this code 73E... shiny pink? Who the hell came up with that screwed up name?" Nelfag asks. "Anyways, what does this...code means?"

 

"Well," Racid explains. "it means that no one is allowed to enter or exit the ruins until the thieves are discovered."

 

"Oh, I get it!" Ryla says. "The cops outside guards the area while the detectives inside are searching for the thieves."

 

"Detectives?" Racid says. "Don't be silly. If we send in detectives, they will only disturb the archeologists."

 

"Than..." Nelfag speaks. "How are they going to find the thieves?"

 

"They know where the thieves are."

 

"But they aren't doing anything about it."

 

"What do you mean? They made the siege, haven't they?"

 

"But they haven't sent men inside!"

 

"That's because they don't want to disturb the archeologists."

 

"But that gives the thieves freedom to do whatever they want inside the ruins!"

 

"Ofcourse not! Can't you see the police is on it?"

 

Nelfag yells. "This is a stupid strategy!"

 

Racid yells back. "No it isn't! It is a very popular strategy. Right now, 137 sieges like this one are taking place."

 

"Really?" Nelfag is shoked. "How long does it take to finish such a siege?"

 

"We don't know yet." Racid answers. "Once one of them will give results, we will be able to tell."

 

"Stupid!" Lucius interrupts. "You policemen are so stupid! This method is not working at all!"

 

"Shut up you good for nothing good-for-nothing!" Racid screams. "The best police tacticians invented this method!!!"

 

"Stupid STupid stUpId StUPID stuPid"

 

"Why you little..." Racid yells and starts punching Lucius.

 

"You two, stop it!" Ryla tries to seperate them.

 

Nelfag ignores the three and turns to Alos. "Say....... is there a chance you can transform into a copter?"

 

Alos looks at him. "I'm not that kind of robot!"

 

"Well, it was worth a try." Nlefag says. "I'm going to find a way to get inside. Keep a camera on them."

 

Nelfag begins walking.

 

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Meanwhile, in Shemesh's dungeons.

 

"Hmm... Ghede?" Flyrin says "Mondo and I have dug up a tunnel with our spoons."

 

"Mondo? Flyrin?" Ghede sounds surprised. "You are here too?"

 

"He didn't payed any attention to us..." Mondo says.

"He grabbed us all the way to here, and forgot about us..." Flyrin says.

 

"Troop, I see a way out!" Ghede says and points on the tunnel Flyrin and Mondo dug. "After me!"

 

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Nelfag returns to the party. "I see you managed to calm them down." He says to Ryla. "Anyways, I found a way to pass the siege."

 

Nelfag takes out a small pill. "It says to add water." Nelfag sais and add water. The pill begins to shake violently, so nelfag drops it down and gets away from it.

 

The pill unfolds to a giant tranpoline.

 

"Trampoline!!!!!" Lucius gets excited and jumps on the trampoline.

 

"Hey, you are not running away!" Racid yells and jumps after him.

 

"You two jump first." Ryla says to Nelfag and Alos. "I will follow you."\

 

"Oh no, I see what you are planning." Nelfag replies. "Alos, gra... I mean, can you please carry her?"

 

Alos grabs screaming Ryla and jumps. Nelfag jumps after him.

 

 

The five adventurers floats above the siege in cool positions.

 

To be continued...

[Human-Bahmaut]

We are floating...? Wow... ok... ah... hmmm... Interesting...

[someboddy]

They are not really floating. The picture freezes when they are above the siege, so it looks like they are floating.

[Human-Bahmaut]

Ooooooooh... sooo... I'm somewhat lost, what're they doing with the trampoline? Going over the police line?

[someboddy]

Yup.

 

I will give you guys a chance to continue this(or make another filler)

[someboddy]

HB, I have a question for you: Can a rune mage create magic items by carving runes on them?

[Human-Bahmaut]

Yes. In fact, his staff has runes on it, I think I used that, didn't I? Well, yeah, his staff has runes in it, and he can activate them in different ways. Say there's a fire rune on a sword. He can use the rune to throw a fire ball or imbue the sword with fire. All depends on what he needs. In his staff, the runes are carved, so their permanent, but if they were on there with, say, ink or something, they would dissapear after a few uses.

[someboddy]

The five adventurers had a hard landing, but luckily nobody got hurt.

 

Nelfag spoke first. "We are going to investigate here. First, we will get into archeologist's outfits. Than, we will split up and start following people."

 

"Wait!" Racid says. "That will disturb the archeologists's work!"

 

"Oh, I forgot." Nelfag sighs. "I forgot we have a dumbass on the group. Don't worry Racid, we will try to follow them quietly."

 

A beautiful woman pass 30 meters from them. "I volunteer to follow her!" Lucius jumps.

 

Ryla punches Lucius on his head. "I know what you are thinking, and you are not going to get it! I will follow her."

 

Lucius complains to himself. "There is no way I will find other babes in a place like this..."

 

The five start looking for clothes.

 

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Nelfag and Racid, now wearing short brown pants, white T-shirts, brown sleeveless jackets and brown wide hats, look at a group of archeologists transferring large creates from the digging area. "You will follow them." Nelfag suggests.

 

"But I will disturb them if I do it!" Racid objects.

 

"No you won't." Nelfag says. "You will help them move the creates. You can't disturb them if you help them, can you?"

 

"Well, I guess you'r right..." Racid starts. Nelfag pushes him toward the archeologists. "Now go! The sooner we get rid of you the better..." he adds with a whisper.

 

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Simon the archeologist walks around Tasoben ruins. He is shocked to see a robot wearing short brown pants, white T-shirt, brown sleeveless jacket and brown wide hat.

 

"Hello, fellow researcher." the robot says. "Do you mind if I'll be around you, like us humans like to do?"

 

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Ryla walks after the woman they saw before. Suddenly, the woman notices Ryla.

 

"Ahw!!! I didn't know there are other women here!!! I have some very important work to do, but lets go shopping instead!!!" she says, grabs Ryla by her hand, and starts running.

 

Ryla is forced to run after her, confused. "I didn't think there are clothing shops in this place..."

 

"Sure there are!" The woman says. "Though they only sell short brown pants, white T-shirts, brown sleeveless jackets and brown wide hats..."

 

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Nelfag enters the bar. "Well, time to gather some information..." he says, and orders a drink.

 

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The adventurers gather in a small building.

 

"I found nothing." Alos reports. "What about you guys?"

 

"No luck." Racid says, as he rubs his sprained muscles.

 

"Nothing *HICK* here either" Nelfag says. Ryla looks at him with rebuke.

 

"Well, I havn't found anything." she says. "But I got myself new shoes!"

 

They look at Lucius, who is sitting on a computer, playing Pacman.

 

"What?" he defends himself. "I'm just taking a short break. You won't belive what I found - hey Alos, can I install this game on you?"

 

Alos struggles to stay calm. "I won't even respond to this one. Just tell us what you found."

 

Alos exits from the game. "Well, I can understand most of the writing on those artifacts, but this one is pretty common there, yet I can't understand it". He types something, and a rune appears on the screen.

 

"Hey, I know this one!" Racid proclaims. "Than tell us!" the others say.

 

"Well, if according to what I remember history class." Racid says. "The meaning of this rune is 'Chuck Norris'"

 

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Diego's doctor told him he should relax, but Diego isn't relaxed. He isn't relaxed at all. How can he relax when it have been three days since Ghede sent him on this mission, and he found nothing?

 

Diego's phone rings. Ghede is on the other side. "Report!"

 

"Lord Ghede... I'm sorry to report we have nothing."

 

"Whaaaaaat? Then what are those rumors about the police investigating thefts in the Tasobe ruins?"

 

"We found artifacts to steal... but someone else stole them before us..."

 

"Then find who is stealing my artifacts and take them from him!!!! You have anohter three days!"

 

Diego sighs. It seems the doctor's orders will just have to wait...

 

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"Chuck Norris?" Ryla asks.

 

"Yes, Chuck Norris." Racid replies. "Chuck Norris was the first Ranger. He was a mighty warrior, the head of the Texas Rangers. After he died, the Texas Rangers splited into three seperate tribes: the Hertselia-Pituach tribe, the Hof-Palmahim tribe, and the... the third tribe is..."

 

"You forgot it!" Lucius says. "Shut up!" Racid yells at him.

 

"This might be important." Ryla says. "Please try to recall it."

 

"I'm trying." Racid says.

 

"Try harder!" Alos commands. "I'm trying harder!" Racid replies.

 

"HARDER!!!"

 

Racid closes his eyes.

 

Racid see himself as a child in school. The teacher is writing something on the board, but Racid prefer drawing on his desk.

 

Racid tries to recall what the teacher wrote... than it strike him.

 

"The Tasoben tribe!"

 

To be continued...

 

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Boy, that was long.

 

The password to the Hertselia-Pituach library makes sense now, doens't it?

 

Anyways, it's your turn now.

[Human-Bahmaut]

"It took you that long..." Lucius stares at him.

 

"What, do you think you could have remembered faster?!" Racid barks right back.

 

"Well, yeah, considering the name of these ruins is 'Tasoben', right?"

 

Racid stands, stunned for a moment. "Uh..."

 

"Thaaaaats what I thought."

 

Racid twitches and charges, and Lucius simply steps to the side as Racid lunges, causing him to fly past and land face first in the dirt.