Gryph Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/burrito_lockdown This is perhaps the greatest news story ever. Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High. The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt. Dumbflocks.
sf2_ryu Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 how do u flock that up? couldn't they have like just asked what the item was or something? idiots
Z-Neo Posted April 29, 2005 Posted April 29, 2005 MMMMMM, a 30 inch burrito??? I'm starvin just thinking about that...Seriously though, this is all getting a weee bit too carried away. Soon kids arent going to able to bring anything to school, for fear it might be a dirty bomb or something
Diso Posted April 30, 2005 Posted April 30, 2005 Ud Think the tin foil would give it away that its not a gun
Alpha Posted April 30, 2005 Posted April 30, 2005 Hmm.. I have a craving now for a Baja Burrito in the USA... How could anyone mistake a poor burrito for a weapon? If they even touched that burrito, I'm going to...
Z-Neo Posted April 30, 2005 Posted April 30, 2005 But that's only about 1/5 the size of the burrito that kid had...that much guacamole might actually scare me too, though..That does look good, and I just had cheese fries
gfrommy Posted April 30, 2005 Posted April 30, 2005 Knowing cops as well as I do, odds are they took it and ate it. I would assume they would of said something along the lines of "We need to take this as evidence. In all incidents of this nature we have to document the mistaken item at the station and cross reference it with what people taught it looked like"
Rag Posted April 30, 2005 Posted April 30, 2005 ehh he might be a weapon AFTER he eats that thing... if you know what i mean
Weirdy Posted April 30, 2005 Posted April 30, 2005 ehh he might be a weapon AFTER he eats that thing... if you know what i mean<{POST_SNAPBACK}> dropping bombs! battle shits!
Gryph Posted April 30, 2005 Author Posted April 30, 2005 I guess my dick can be classified as a weapon then. But I'm wondering how that person even thought it was a gun. Now in my experience burritos aren't exactly stiff so he couldn't have been carrying it like a gun. He'd have to be holding in both arms like a baby. That's almost a yard of burrito so it'd be all floppy. Idiots.
Rag Posted April 30, 2005 Posted April 30, 2005 I guess my dick can be classified as a weapon then. But I'm wondering how that person even thought it was a gun. Now in my experience burritos aren't exactly stiff so he couldn't have been carrying it like a gun. He'd have to be holding in both arms like a baby. That's almost a yard of burrito so it'd be all floppy. Idiots.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> yea thats what the world is filled with nowadays, idiots.
Aoshi Posted April 30, 2005 Posted April 30, 2005 Man everyone in american schools are skidish, it would have been funny if he'd pull the buritto out and said everyone get on the floor and fired some steak pieces. THis reminds me of bowling for columbine, when they suspended a 5yr old for brandishing a chicken finger and going "bang bang"
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