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I would kick his balls, than as he bend forward in pain I would follow it up with an uppercut to the nose that would hopefully break it. :blink:

 

:devilboy:

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serious if u get caught off guard punched really hard in the face.. your reaction is gona be slow. You would probably not even know what happened for a few seconds if hit hard enough. If your still dazed after that.. u probably wont even be able to hit the guy good if at all. Sure if ur a pro boxer u may be prepared for that sorta thing but an every day guy... i dont think so.

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Dude i would be soo pissed... first i would say Flock that hurt

then i would start stretching (i dont want to pull anything) and after my toe touches and knee bends I would loosen up my knuckles then do something macho like crack my neck. Then i would start hoping around a little bit and air punching. Then as quick as the eye can see i would bite him in the neck vampire style while shrieking as loud as i can.

Edited by PLasticSlug
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Ding Ding Ding

 

and the award for wierdest reaction goes to....

 

LMAO... :P:clapping:

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i'd scream like a little gril and start crying then drop on the floor and make a big scene so everyone around can see it. and then i would get up and kick him/her in the shin then walk away.(most likely run)

Edited by sf2_ryu
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this kind of happened to me recently

 

Me and my friend where goofing around and i spilled root beer on his feet to be an asshat and he tripped me and i was going to grab his shoulder to throw him down but ended up hitting him in the face because he tried to tackle me and then i threw him down and held him there and got up.

 

We wherent really pissed at each other, we where just goofing around. But now, like weeks after it happened hes all pissed and convinced i meant to hit him in the face and like its some bigass huge deal.

 

blah whatever

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I wouldn't fight with anyone. I'm too weak. For revenge I would send love notes to the others guys mom.

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this kind of happened to me recently

 

Me and my friend where goofing around and i spilled root beer on his feet to be an asshat and he tripped me and i was going to grab his shoulder to throw him down but ended up hitting him in the face because he tried to tackle me and then i threw him down and held him there and got up.

 

We wherent really pissed at each other, we where just goofing around. But now, like weeks after it happened hes all pissed and convinced i meant to hit him in the face and like its some bigass huge deal.

 

blah whatever

 

Meh...

 

Some people are just pissy like that

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I wouldn't fight with anyone. I'm too weak. For revenge I would send love notes to the others guys mom.

To be quite honest, I'd do the same thing. :D

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Does he just punch me and then walk away? Is he angry at something? Having a bad day? Does he want to fight? Is he bad-mouthing me? Is it a male at all? Does he/she continue? Did I survive a direct and full force punch to the face? Explain the situation a bit better. :\

 

Here's a fun reaction. I start beating the crap out of myself and make it look like the other person did it. Begging him to stop I call the police on his/her ass, and watch as he's carried away to a pound-me-in-the-ass prison (or maybe an asylum).

Edited by LordKanti
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If it is a misunderstanding (drunk friend, thinks i have been with his girl, etc...) than I will try to talk it out before fighting. But if its just some random guy than I will be forced to defend myself.

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There are two options:

 

Grab them by the shirt with my left hand (Or arm, if they aren't wearing a shirt), and do one of two things:

 

1. Use my right hand to hammer them in the face repeatedly, kick them when they're down, and then laugh about skullflocking their mother.

 

2. If the situation is somehow more serious, do all of the above, and stick them in the ribs either just before or just after the punching.

 

If, for some reason, they ran away right afterwards but I knew who it was, I'd simply go about ruining their day in another fashion.

 

In case you guys haven't figured it out yet, people mean shiτ to me.

Edited by Jiggs

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