Woman 'tore off ex-lover's testicle'

[emsley]

Holy crap gryph your my hero.

[Sybarite Paladin AxL]

This is... FUKKING SICK!! I FEEL LIKE I WANNA PUKE NOW!!! flock HOW COULD HE BE SUCH A MORON AND JUST STAND THERE NOT PUNCHING HER OR SOMETHING, FUKKING MORON LOST A BALL IT'S HIS FAULT, IDIOT, HE SHOULD HAVE JUST FUKKED THE biatch AND GET IT OVER WITH, SHE'D BE THE ONE REGRETING AFTER THE HANGOVER...

 

 

edit: GAMECOP REMOVE THE FUKKING WORD CENSOR..

Edited January 18, 2005 by axl

[i l l m a t i c]

what an amateur....*cough* Lorena Bobbit *cough*

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt

[Weirdy]

what an amateur....*cough* Lorena Bobbit *cough*

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I heard John Wayne Bobbit started doing porn after having his wang sewn back on

[Bluestinger X]

bobbit cut her husbands censor off cause he was a womanizer... this one ripped her bfs ball off for the oposite reason... cause she wanted censor. which is funny cause its not like any guy is gona wana have sex with her after that lol. Anyways a joke comes to mind.

 

theres the stoners driving down the road and Lorena Bobbit throws her husbands censor out the her window and it hits the stoners car. What does the one stoner say to the other? dude did u see the size of the dick on that bug.

 

 

anyways atleast bobbits got his put back on and then became a porn star... this guy is gona only have one ball for the rest of his life.

[Daeval]

I'd say she owes him bigtime, but he didn't want any to begin with.

[Lucandrake]

This story's are weird, gryph pulling off tits, 2 chicks ripping off balls, wtf!? Do all of you have the strength of superman or something?

[emsley]

Hey if you ever get angry with your girl, never say im gonna bite your nipple of use this.

"Ill spit your nipples out" this will make them think, and amuse you at the same TYME.

[Cominus]

Hey if you ever get angry with your girl, never say im gonna bite your nipple of use this.

"Ill spit your nipples out" this will make them think, and amuse you at the same TYME.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

The master speaks again.

[Bluestinger X]

This story's are weird, gryph pulling off tits, 2 chicks ripping off balls, wtf!? Do all of you have the strength of superman or something?

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u ever seen the finger nails women have? i truly doubt it would be that hard to rip off a ball.. all she would need to do is pierce the skin with her nails.. which if u ever been clawed by a girl isnt very hard to do.. specialy ur sack being very sesitive and all.... and after that? theres isnt much holding ur balls on u realize that right? one yank on the main cord and its gone. lol '

 

 

did i just say that ooww the though of pain

Edited January 17, 2005 by Bluestinger X

[Lucandrake]

Dude, your freaking gross man, and I have enough marks in my body to prove that womenly nails are equevalent to long sharp knives!

[Bluestinger X]

haha then why do u find it hard to believe... im not sick i was just telling u how easy it could be done... as for the boob thing im pretending what he said wasnt true cause thats messed up. Anyways there was these rednecks here they went cow tipping well long story short one got kicked stright in the nuts and it took them clean off. moral of the storry rednecks are dumb .

[Madi]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww it must have been all bloody

[Robert]

The pain.......the PAIN !!!! OUCH

[emsley]

Ha ha, my ex girl once punched me in the ehad, i got angry, and she realised what she had done, i then made a move for she was like "Noooooo" i got her in the head lock and kicked her in the ass 3 times.

 

That was a good day.