Stupidest? Went to school. There was this one kid, Aaron, who almost killed me every year of school. Once, we were playing touch football on our asphalt "playground" (Which was just a parking lot with kickball diamonds painted it) for gym class. I was the "boy blocker" who was supposed to block the "boy rusher" from getting to the QB (Boys could not block girls, cause we might have felt a boob ). So the boy rusher was Aaron, weighing in at 200 lbs and probably almost 6' tall. He rushes at me. Fast. I'm not ready at all, so I shift my stance to try to absorb the massive hit that was coming. Unfortunately, he hit me while I was shifting. I flew backwards, landed on my back, and my neck snapped back so my head slammed down on the asphalt. I stood up, bent over, and fell over, out cold. Next, during art class, we were doing a project that involved X-acto knives. I *stupidly* got in an argument with Aaron. So, he took his knife and went to cut my folder, which held all of my precious art. I thought I might be able to move it in time... I was wrong. His knife cut all the way through my index finger's fingernail. There was blood everywhere. Then I noticed... it was not even my folder he was about to cut! So that sucked. My stupid doctor decided I didn't need stitches, so the cut got infected and filled with pus. So, he poked a hole in it and I had to squeeze blood, pus, and other bodily fluids out of my finger for the next week. Still messed up. Scarred for life. Also, he once tackled me into a door. Good times!