The stretched ripped asshole? That is one sick picture. We don't have Marmaduke comic strips in our newspapers, at least not the daily ones (I don't buy the Sunday papers as they are as a total waste of resources). The ones on that blog were not very funny, so I'm probably not missing anything. The "deadpan explanations" are better than the comics.
Someone at work just bought himself a Wii yesterday at the release launch (Dec 7, $399). He was playing some sports game on it, with his gf, and he accidently hit her with the wiimote. Got to be careful!