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NeuronMaster

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  1. Does anybody else enjoy sittin gin a thread and refreshing to annoy the thread starter?
  2. I know I wasn't thinking of driving at 11, 200 miles, impressive.
  3. I know, I'm partial to poor grammar also. Really, I was a guest for a year or so before finally logging in, so call the whaaambulance. This place is already a big community, very big. Have you ever been to a small community before? I have, and this is a large and very active group.
  4. Hello, My name is none of your business. I am suffering from seven rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, fear of being mauled by squirrels, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a potato growing out of her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the traveling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll meet the girl (or guy) of my dreams tomorrow! What a bunch of junk. So basically, this message is directed to all the people out there who have nothing better to do! than to send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil letter leprechauns will come into my house and write "I'm a moron" on my forehead in permanent marker in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by a knight of the round table and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak of blatant stupidity. If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forward about 90 times. It's getting old. Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS: Chain Letter Type 1: (scroll down) Make a wish!!! No, really, go on and make one!!! Oh please, they'll never go out with you!!! Wish something else!!! No, I'm sorry, we're out of ponies at the time being!! Have you forgotten why you're scrolling yet? STOP!!!! Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be kidnapped by ninja elves and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because, THIS! letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes: Send this to 1 person: One person will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter. *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter. *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life. *Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house. Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!! Chain Letter Type 2: Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutely no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of junk. So go on reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder - if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly!!! Thanks again!! Chain Letter Type 3: Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad email addicts with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: 1. Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like: *Bizarre Horror Story* #1 Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poop, and ! went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died too. This Could Happen To You!!! *Bizarre Horror Story* 2 Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was crushed by an anvil that was dropped by a plane that just happened to be flying directly above him. This Could Happen To You Too!!! 2. Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay. Chain Letter Type 4: As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends. Friends Blah, Blah, Blah, Friends, Blah, Blah, Blah. A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his wish of being rich to come true. Now pass this on! If you don't, no one will like you for as long as you live. I mean it, as long as you live. The point being?! *If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you friendless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.. *If it's funny or touching, send it on. Don't annoy people by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only chance of living is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right? *****Now forward this to everyone you know otherwise you'll find all your socks missing tomorrow morning.*****
  5. Sure dude, I'm on west coast, but I have school tomorrow till 3, 6 east coast time. BTW, I recognize your name from E|E Edit - Post your screen names yo.
  6. Why would I want to do that when I have roleplaying UMS maps. I don't like to play multiplayer games seriously anymore, too many cranky people and I hate to lose. Cranky people piss me off.
  7. I play occasionally, on the west coast server as The_Methane_Man Only play UMS maps.
  8. Excellent! Standings: Gryphonklaw 2 LordKanti 1 Smilee 1 This one's a double worker. Find two pics that a single quote can apply to, one being good, and one being bad. Example: "I picked it this morning."
  9. Gryphonklaw adds another to his record, being teh only one to have a picture. Standings: Gryphonklaw 2 LordKanti 1 Next round, using a picture, show me what these girls are looking at
  10. Ok, Gryphonklaw wins this round. The standings are: LordKanti 1 Gryphonklaw 1 Next round, find a picture that fits this phrase "If I had a quarter for every time I heard that..."
  11. Ok, LordKanti snags this match. Standings LordKanti 1 Now, find me something you would rather NOT hit. For example
  12. lmao. This would be a spam post, if I didn't include this comment.
  13. No, it doesn't need to be real. So far Gryphonklaw is winning this round.
  14. Here's the rules: Find a picture that fits the caption I give. No pr0n or other objectionable material. I'll pick the winner per round, considering all comments made as well. Winner gets uhh... I don't know, something from me. Most likely free. And not tangible. Like a star. Ok, it goes like this, if the caption happened to be "One for the road?", you might pick a picture like this.. Or a beer, clear enough? Caption One Find me the funniest Beat-em-up matchup. (like, a domo vs. a pikachu for example)
  15. Uhh, Tony Hawk isn't underrated, its very popular, kid. Marvel's the Invincible Iron Man is decent.
  16. He handed it over to KTX (sp?) or some name like that, who has yet to show us what he'll do with it.
  17. http://vbalink.wz.cz/ IMO it runs slower than no$gba when expanded, but it allows you to open different games (like pokemon leaf green and fire red).
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