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NeuronMaster

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  1. That's an attitude I really hated when I was young, and I hate it now since I'm still young. It's not a bad idea, but with the teachers we have here... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes it IS a VERY bad idea. Anyone who thinks that telling teenagers not to have sex is the best form of contraception doesn't know teenagers. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It worked for me. Anon.
  2. That's an attitude I really hated when I was young, and I hate it now since I'm still young. It's not a bad idea, but with the teachers we have here...
  3. For a good reason, because the old movies were 1337, and then Lucas went crazy.
  4. I took this from a different forum that I visit...often JFK Reloaded - I was lookin' for responses of this game when I thought of this topic. If you don't know what it's about it's just the reenactment of you playin' as Lee Harvey Oswall and you try to kill JFK just as he did. (I'll like to see somebody make a mod from this usin' other presidents or world leaders.) 911 Survivor - This game is about the World Trade Centers of course, and isn't finish yet but I can only imagine how it's goin' to turn out. NY Defender - This flash game is about defendin' the WTC's from incomin' airplanes. The english version is at albinosheep.com but the server is so busy there, so I'm sure this french verison will do. Extreme WTC Jumper - Another 911 flash game where you score points performin' moves in the air before you go splat. If you know of any other sick, twisted, psycho games like these post them. If you're offended by these games post that too. If you have any ideas for a new sicko game post that aswell.
  5. You never need to thank the local for giving up their land! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> they are the native....unless they were to eat thanking vikings or something <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Vikings have very little to do with us, but whatever. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> woops, nm, I keep forgetting which scandanavian nation you're from from. ANyway, yeah, the Finns are pretty much the natives of their land <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That is why they dun need Thanksgiving! America need to ask forgiveness from the Native American by thanking them with turkey <{POST_SNAPBACK}> and then killing em afterwards? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You forgot the part where we get them all addicted to whisky, destroy their culture with capitalism, buy off much of their land for ridiculous prices, and put the rest on what amounts to house arrest. The killing comes largely after that. MmmmHmmm Turkey and Football. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> you forgot about the casinos <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nothing says thanks like blowing a bundle of cash at a casino..At least teh casino is happy.
  6. Is DS out?, I didn't pay any attention so this is news to me. I still think the 2 screen idea sucks a big fat something or other.
  7. Ooo, so that would make it a Turduckenail? While I've never eaten duck or quail they sound pretty good.
  8. A turducken is a Turkey stuffed with a duck with a chicken stuff inside it (the duck) http://www.cruftbox.com/cruft/docs/turduckhen.html
  9. Lord of the Rings. Ol' George Lucas is on his 3rd strike (Episode 1 wasn't too good, episode 2 sucked.) Oh, and in California, 3 strikes and you go to jail.
  10. I'll try and remember to pray for him, I do hope he makes a full recovery.
  11. So you'd rather we go in hunt of 72 virgins in the sky by blowing up as many people as possible. Excellent.
  12. Ahh screw it, its not worth arguing with people who argue prevarically and denigrating
  13. Full Metal Panic and Full Metal Panic 2: Fumoffu.
  14. PS2, Xbox and Gamecube are all really early, still in the beta stage. You can keep an eye on it at ngemu.com
  15. Does it happen to look like THIS? http://boners.com/content/792078.1.jpg
  16. I don't really have anything planned, but I'll have a party in maybe 2 weeks.
  17. I wouldn't know, I'll ask where I got it from though and get back to you soon as I get a reply.
  18. Haw. I put a warning on it, so shame on you for clicking it.
  19. It's all about what you're doing and where. This is kinda long. The Act of Insertion If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 1/4 calories If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories Satisfying Partner (organ size) Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside. Normal size 22 calories Oversize 15 calories Tremendous 8 calories Teensy-weensy 163 calories Positions Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other) 20 calories Woman on top, man on bottom (Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.) 25 calories From the rear (Mysterious variation) 40 1/2 calories Standing: Both partners of equal height 18 calories Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man 90 calories While in traction (very useful during ski season) 124 calories Locations On a bar stool 20 calories Rear of a Honda Civic 38 calories In a phone booth, standing 14 calories In a phone booth, lying down 274 calories On an airliner, aisle seat 24 calories On an airliner, middle seat 42 calories On an airliner, window seat 30 calories On an airliner, in the lavatory 100 calories Possible Side Effects of Intercourse Bouncing 7 calories Sliding around 9 calories Serious Skidding 12 calories Full cartwheel 20 calories Whiplash 27 calories Knee burn 6 calories Chafed elbows 5 calories Chafed nose 11 calories Sex Related Noises Short gasps (per gasp) 3 calories Wheezing 5 calories Squeals 4 calories Ecstatic moaning 11 calories Low growling 8 calories Squishing 10 calories Shouting 16 calories Screaming 18 calories Urgent begging 22 calories Any short speech giving partner directions ("Please don't stop," "Faster," "Just a little more" are common examples.) 25 calories Approaching Orgasm Letting go 5.5 calories Controlling yourself 79 calories Digging nails into your partner's back 11 calories Trembling 15 calories Shaking 20 calories Shuddering 25 calories Trying to keep eyes open 33 calories Orgasm Real 27 calories Faked 160 calories Orgasmic Intensity Scale Expression didn't change 1/2 calorie Face turned purple 15 calories Orchestra swelled 6 calories Magical explosions 10 calories Blazing Sheets 25 calories Earth moved 30 calories Vesuvius erupted 47 calories You began moaning in Latin 60 calories Pulling Out After orgasm 1/4 calorie A few moments before orgasm 500 calories Read the rest here.
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