You sound the kind of person that doesn't like setting many settings and such. (apart from the mandatory ones. You simply want to get into the game. I'm an settings buff myself.
Does that actually work or will you end up hurting in various places? It's worth a shot. What's the worst that could happen? A slap in the face? Hurt gonads? That's about it. Yeah, but the thought still makes me cringe.
yeah what about people like me, who check the site twice a day, been here over a year, and only post when they have valued info to empart? A good title would be "Member with a Life." See...SWAMP_THING is smart.