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emsley

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  1. Yeah this chick comes to mine carrying on and im the one who is an asshole apparently. i told her my past and in the space of two months she is using it on me. The crazy bitch, just accept that I Dont want to know you and go away. Some people on the street seem to have ditched me in favour of the "hot young ass" what a bunch of backstabber's. They are outside drinking now - it will only be a matter of time before they see what she is like with the cops showing up at hers all the time, im so glad i got my self out of the eye of the storm. so fucking glad. This is what I think she will do, seeing as half the street has defected on me, i mean i have been on this street 4 years, she has been here 3 months wtf? I so need to keep away and keep my head down now. Until people see what she is like for real. You just know the following things will happen: Guys will come to hers swinging their dicks, if she is in the mood she will wind them up with me and they will be knocking on my door, oh but i cant call the ops cause then im a grass right? Fuck this shit, Im seriously considering moving. If the summer hurrys up I might just make it to the start of winter and all the dickheads should stop coming down over the weekend. Pray for me guys.
  2. Pic please.
  3. Dont count on other people like Solid said. Friends are not perfect, though some are more trustworthy than others. Over the last 4 years My friends, well my real friends have staid true and I can always count on them to bail me out of the shit, or understand if I make a mistake. Some "fringe" freinds tend to have odd standards, like one or two of mine wouldn't hesitate to sleep with your girl or give you shit to make them self look better to a new bunch of people - these are not friends - they are favour seekers you normally have something they want or need, for such one of my friends uses me as the "girl magnet" once I bring the girls he will put me down or be very sly when he sees a weakness in my game and try to jump in, and over a girl wouldn't hesitate to walk all over me. He must think cause I get a different girl every month that I have enough or whatever... Some friends start of great you have similar, views ideas etc, and humour. But sooner or later something will crop up that will test it all, a woman, a fight, something you did, something he did... They get a bug up thier ass and it wont leave them, this is resentment at work. Like a rotten apple core. The best advice I can give you: Find friends that are mature, when I was 25 I had friends who were in their late thirty's older guys who have a woman or a kid or two are normally great guys. Avoid drug users, now some of my pals do weed and drugs on a weekend, you Dont want to get mixed up in this. The company will be off their heads no matter how in control they think they are. In this case like attracts like and it will just end up bad. Avoid, or limit company with these people like I do. I know guys who take drugs and they dont give a fuck who they walk all over. They can be very manipulative. Avoid "Bossy" guys. Some guys think they are the best thing ever, the drive a car, they drink a lot of beer, they fuck women, they are ALWAYS right. These guys might be good for a laugh but if they suddenly think you have "crossed them" they go fucking mental and spit their dummy out, these types of guys are entitled to your women, your opinions, and you. They are actually very insecure people. Im 29 and here is a list of my friends. Pete, 44 year old one kid and a girlfreind, plays football, goes to work we go drinking on a weekend, drives, always count on him. Craig, 34, has two kids, been in prison, drives, i work with him sometimes, he looks after my short sightedness and always gives me good advice. Cant get a lift out of him though! ;P Russ: 26, If im stuck anyplace or need to eject he will always show up for me in the car no matter what time it is. He is anti social often, does go out but is VERY selective bout his company. conservative. Good guy even though he is a little fucked in the head. We have a strong bond from the band we were in. Pete B, Crazy as a fucker 48 years old, has a drink and puts the world to rights, a complete dickhead when he is pissed but he is the most trustworthy guy I know, i saw him go for a guy who stole 50 quid of my neighbour, the guy was huge and pete is tiny compared to him but he still had a go cause he thought it was "right" Shaun, dont see him now he is busy living his life and pursing his teaching stuff, known him since i was 7. One year younger than me, hes kinda like the middle class lad who knows a dole bopper like me. I could ring him up and sort something out, we have different tastes in just about everything. When he had an affair, his girlfreind got his car smashed up, i dare not say anything. Carl, 34 he has his faults and if you cross him his shirt goes up for weeks on end, moody as fuck, fancys all my birds, sells me out, but he is still my pal, although recently i get a feeling he is going off me, not much I can do though. Sometimes everything can be alright and it just withers away. My interent broskis - Probably the greatest guys I know which sucks cause ill never get to hang with you guys. Sucks!!!
  4. women come last, you come first (literally and metaphorically) Everyday you get up - everyday this day is for YOU. Women are lucky if you talk to them.
  5. Yes. This is a yes.
  6. Fuck that. I get caught having a domestic again Im straight getting sent to jail. Fuck this shit.
  7. Im too old to find a good lass now, they all taken or have kids or are single for a good bloody reason. Im going back to my old life now.
  8. I split last night, it was her 18th bithday and I wasnt drinking as much as her, she started drinking at about 12. I came home early cause I was suppsoed to be up for leeds united match, when she came round she was off her rocker and started yelling at me, when I asked her to leave she wouldnt leave, and got violent and verbally aggressive. I asked her to leave about 4 times and she wouldnt she just kept shouting louder and louder, so I grabbed her and tried to remove her, she clung on to the door with her fucking NAILS!!! She punched me in the neck about 15 times. She wouldnt go - so I called the cops, then when she knew the cops were coming she left, when the cops spoke to me i said I did not want her arresting I just wanted her to go, but they noticed my neck was all red - they said we want to listen to the original call and we may have no option but to arrest her. The played the call back threw thier radio and you could her threatening me and yelling. They took her in the back of a paddy wagon - poor cunt. I didnt want her arresting but they did. Fuck her. shouldnt be a crazy chick. Thank fuck I have bypassed this one.
  9. Yeah I know - Im considering bypassing now - she too slack and always moody. Oh well guys.
  10. A long hard talk seemed to do the trick. My kitchen is now clean, I said "if im having this talk with you again in 4 days..."
  11. The deal was I cook and she washes the dishes I dont mind cooking at all I like doing it. Anyway every-time I go to make a pot of tea there is never a clean pot, or i can not fit a glass into the sink. Right now there is a pan with old chilli inside it that I put to soak, 2 dirty plates with Chinese on it, and a further two dirty plates with chilli on them. All the plug sockets where my man shit goes have been over taken by hair straightners and 300 chargers for her laptop and all her other girl shit, there are crisp packets in my bedroom - and her fucking dog takes the odd shit in my house, just last week it threw up in my room and i had to clean the fucking thing again after her shitty effort left my room smelling of bile. Everytime I mention it she is "getting ready" or "do it when I get back", I can never find a clean fork to eat with, im getting pissed off with it now and Im seriously not going to tell her again. The dog she never walks on a morning, it always me, and its always me who feeds her dog, she goes to college for 3 hours a few times a week comes home and behaves like she just did a 9 hour shift plastering. To cap it all off I work my ass of in the sack to please her. She never takes the rubbish out its always me, i gather up all the crap and bin, maybe i should accidently start throwing her girl shit in there. My judgement on this: Her dog her responsibility. The kitchen cleaned no fucking excuses if its too much for her to disinfect the sides and and wash a handful of pots then what the fuck. I think a long hard yell is in order here. Taking the piss guys or what?
  12. Good job this PS3 has many years left. fuck you sony you fucking fuckers! Fuck sony fuck sony in their stupid arrogant asses.
  13. Sony you cunts. Edit: Hack! Hack! Hack! Hack!
  14. Well I have a girlfriend now too, so I guess I should share it here.
  15. You took the words right out of my mouth Agz.
  16. Thats gay!!!
  17. Yeah, thanks cinder. This bike is semi automatic - so there has to be a little looseness in the throttle, its no good though when your have your line and it shakes and you loose the throttle only to tighten your grip and overshoot. Im looking for something bigger like a KX250/CR125 Etc, I would love a 350cc 4 stroke though, bullet proof!! I would love to ride the roads but still dont even have a bike licence. Sometimes i have a cheeky go on the roads - ;P
  18. Ink your always clobbering snakes.
  19. Been socially active is the first way to build future blocks for better things. You will meet assholes, dickheads, muppets, boneheads, and you will meet good guys, safe guys, super dudes who are positive people. get new friends and the women come later. 11 Send me your email please I have a book for you that you may find a good read.
  20. It shifts though nice on field when you start it you think its a V pot or something. I learned that yesterday with these hamburgers I have up my leg. It was a one off - Had to shift the swing arm it was loose, moved the battery from the back as it was bottoming out and giving me spine busters, exhaust needed clipping back on as the metal wrap snapped, today I have to tighten up the throttle its throwing me out and kicking in a little too late for me, Im used to two strokes though so a 4 stroke might not be as instantaneous on throttle. So that might be just me. I actually ramped yesterday haha.
  21. It cost me 250 Bucks, I fell off after my third go. Its pretty quick for a small bike - my electric start is broke, the first day I had it we were all down the local fields drinking stella falling off the fucker. I already bent the handle bars and my other pal he flew of going down what we call the "canyon" and supermaned over the handle bars. For some reason Im incredibly popular in my local area now.
  22. Do shit for your self Daria, if your stuck on base its as good as a prison. My friend is a lot like you, and prefers his safe routine. But your obviously not happy with this,i see a man itching to get out here and do stuff. My buddy wont even go out for a beer with me, I try to build him up round women but he wont budge or make moves gets caught up in anxiety all the time, he loves to sit at home playing PC games and building guitars, I have noticed he has started smoking weed even though i warned him not to i said "look at me!!!" "you don want to end up like me do you!!!?" anyway he carried on smoking it. Stop grinding your thoughts, consider beer more often, and consider maybe even starting some anti depressants. your body is young and not fucked up, so hit the beer!!!
  23. Holy fuck i thought that too. Get a hooker smash some skulls. Manly.
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