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Resident evil starts off good then it becomes really bland. I didn't like the characters and I didn't like the weapons system , and I TOTALLY missed "Stranger! Stranger! Now that's a weapon!" i can start that game on pro from scratch and have every area figured out start to finish, every boss fight all the treasures, those gems though you can never get a full set when there are 3 colours to one head piece or whatever it is. I think it was my third from last play through a year back when at the start I kept getting "the dirt pendant" Then I saw I could shoot a bit off wood to stop it becoming dirty... haha all that time.

I just sat here for 3 minutes with my mouth hanging open. Edit: Is that a girl?

Easy tiger! but if its the weekend who cares

Yeah more pics ryan!

It is, resident evil 4 is the pinnacle of all bad ass shooting games. RE5 is just pop tarts compared.

What is wrong with this? I like it.

RE5 is shit.

I like LSD - He is a kind man, a great man, a man of humour. A man of pride, and most of all a man of optimism. His caring loving attitude is an inspiration to us all, one time I was sad and I looked at a picture of L.S.D and I was happy again. I felt it in my heart like Jesus had blessed me but it wasn't it was L.S.D. If you dont hug L.S.D nuts I think you are gay and at 1emulation we know what happens to homosexuals. If I had the money I would build a shrine that looked like LSD and craft his nuts out of gold so they hung at the perfect hug height. All would visit my shrine to hug his nuts. LS.D. I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!! :) :) :) :) YOU ARE A GOOD BIG MAN!!! :)

You must LSD. Would you like a man hug too LSD? I will make a new thread for you if you would like that.

I WILL HUG YOUR NUTS INKY I AM NOT AFRAID!!!! I think you are a kind, handsome man, with great feelings for all your friends and family. Your are a funny guy with a great sense of humour, If I get confused with life I say to my self "What would inky do?" You are also a master of noting when man love is getting a little to close and you always say "Stop that." Without you everyone on here would be a homosexual. Please fellow fags please share your love for inky. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) WE LOVE YOU BIG MAN!!!

Whats the matter CIA got you pulling too much penis? Im gonna make a nut hug thread devoted to inky.

I told you inky would bring the smack down!!! I like nut hugging.

Ok im doing it.

Yesssssssss!!! Im drinking some right now!

Im not one to take crap of kids - and these kids need a fucking lesson and im the one to do it. Will, Just imagine you come home and your most personal stuff is gone, and the people who did this to you think of you as the lowest piece of shit Thats ever walked the planet, and for a year they "try" to get you a beatings as well. I think what Im doing is the best way of irritating her, scaring her, and teaching her that if you rob peoples houses and try to get them beat up then you will get the consequences. Im sorry but any guy here or anyone else would flip, the only reason I did not flip when it happened was because I was on bail and supervision the cowards did this when I was away. This chick is actually thinking this "I robbed you and got away with it, I hate you your an asshole please die, but now I realise I might be wrong and now its getting serious what the fuck have I done???" She is scared shitless and Thats the least I could do for her. Yes its mean, its low, Im an asshole for doing it, and I probably do need a smack for it, but this time Im not taking it this time Im telling THEM.

No Win.

FUCKING SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will you not played uncharted 2?

Dunno I do pretty well! Praise me too verstic!

Disney songs are good!

Im back Monday so trouble is likely - who this guy think he is coming to my door while im away? For those of you who Dont know Whats going here, 3 years back a lass stole things from my house My PC and my guitar a grands worth of stuff and wrecked the place. And once a month I take time out to "remind her" and pick on her about it and her past sexuality confusion basiclly I psychology asasinate her in an email and she reads them everytime she is so stupid! So anyway this must like her third boyfriend who has threatened to kill me because Im so great at winding her up - I can take this guy I know I can, send him back with his ass on a plate. He cant handle the fact that if it was the other way round and he was good at it like me then he would do the same. Honestly this girl is like "He is a skinny computer geek go beat his ass!!"

I used my elbow in one fight before but not how I should of done i was getting pummeled by three little twats, so I swang both my eblows round and caught one full in the face. I also got mad once and was smashing a cupboard up (long time ago when i was a bad tempered idiot) and the door swung open and i just used my elbow and it smashed, its quite effective Im itching to get training!

This one sends me in to a fit of rage. I can imagine these two jigging about and going "na uh you cant touch this!" waving their hands at me, a brief walk to my car and a few given moments two decapitated fuck wads lying on the floor.

Good reminder there - i broke some wood with a wing chun punch about 6 inch in length and my buddy who was all power was like "How the fuck???" I was like "That is chinese kung fu!" In all honesty though If I punched behind my target Id really hurt someone im quite a good brawler - the last guy who fucked with my I nutted him twice and pinned him to a fence with one arm I bet he couldnt beleive a guy my size could that I looked at him and planted one right on his cheek, what an asshole! some kind of skinhead hard man high on drugs... None of us here like fighting in a primeval "buzz" sense but we all like to know when we are cornered we can strike first and strike hard. Im hoping that learning how to fight effectively will give me supreme confidence and people stop looking to me as an easy target just because of hopefully how i walk and behave will signal that "this guy is not someone i want to try that with" Im hoping its the start of something for me Im 29 30 next year so I started a little late and might not be as supple as I once was but dam! Hopefully it will be fun! There are still some guys I see that I just know would kick my ass even if i tried my hardest its like they are just raw power man - and you leave that fight with a trip to the hospital. I admit it if a guy was gonna fucking dunk me like an apple I would run if i had that choice, i can hot foot it for 2 mile so he will have to be very determined to catch me ;P If you Dont know when to back down I think it makes you a foolish fighter.

I can honestly say I Dont have any embarrassing songs, Although i do have a soft spot for Alicia Keys "new york" and "no one" She is a stunner, and I openly admit I am SUPER jealous of her talent cause technically she is manufactured and I normally HATE anything manufactured in music. That and Ill never get to bone her is pretty annoying too. Yeah I imagine me an her holding hands in the park and I shove an ice cream in her face and she gets all mad and shit cause she thinks she is awesome and I have my scruffy clothes on and im all bummed out. I kick her shit over in her house too and treat her harsh. Cause Im like that. Bitch can drive too - I hate women who are greater than me.