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emsley

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  1. Well Im sat around through the week I may as well learn something like this - I mean I do get into a lot of confrontations - and like I say I think people just think Im the right size to wale on. I have ok stamina I can run two miles - I can do push ups in 20s 30s and My pull ups are good now. I can lift pretty heavy on a bench I think I can lift my own body weight 8 times. (11stone) I remember I was at this garden party thing and all the guys were lifting this power weight on the bench then I said can I give it a go? They couldn't believe I lifted it haha Got to quit smoking. Its gonna be nice to get focused on a hobby again, especially one that will give me an edge over the countless assholes I encounter in my area.
  2. Thanks man, Yeah Im back in Leeds monday and will be going to the Golden team mui tai gym, my legs have never been flexible so I hope they take it easy on me and Dont make mince meat out of me. Im right handed but my left is effective after I have teed up with my right. I would most likely miss a left handed punch if it was my first punch. I had the option to choose boxing, kickboxing, or mui tai, tea kwon do would of been good but i reckon im a little too old for that, I do after all have a dodgy left knee from motorbike crashes I had when I was younger. It grinds in the socket. Guess its time to toughen up, I wonder if I will ever be able to kick people in the head - it is my life goal. This is the Gym http://www.leedsgym.co.uk/classes.php?PHPS...6dd6ad4d896a76f
  3. Cause an outbreak of mini ryans ;P
  4. How to toughen up quick! guess thats what im asking.
  5. My headache is in the form of a large wooden bat.
  6. Diso are you crazy?
  7. Oh I see "that guy."
  8. Happens all the time ryan!
  9. Yeah he is - guy needs a break for sure. Inky will be here soon to remind us we are acting like faggots.
  10. Well thanks for the vote of confidence. I know I can do well. The fact that my questions have gone unanswered agitates me though. With the situation as it is, its not too much to ask for some answers in a timely manner. One can not expect me to just show up in China with knowledge Im supposed to teach... only. I require more information. I want this. If you understood how busy we have been you'd understand. Besides we won't need you till next term after this summer. So it's not as imperative as you may think. I am very busy right now moving and helping promote our new school, we've been away for the past few days and did not have internet access. We will get back to you as soon as possible. Sorry guys to add humour to this. i think grim just wants to know when he has to go out to you guys ryan.
  11. Yeah reminds me why I want a kids everytime, its amazing what your own does to you. One time Im sat there been nice to ginger baby, when lilly my sisters other kid walks in the room and face plants maisy and the tiny ginger baby hits the deck and starts beefing, I picked her up and shouted BAD!!!! To lilly, she cried for like 3 minutes. I ever find out they are messing with weed when they are older Ill just show up wreck the joint and use flamethrowers. the father is a douche bag seriously messed up in the head, they going through court now to allow him access, the guys a drug user, he is useles cant even reason with the guy just starts hating on everyone in my family. I feel sorry for him - wish he would just straighten out, man if i had kids there would be nothing standing in my way. They better behave though and be respectfully this world needs more kids who are respectable. The thought of my kids been rude, or bullys, makes me want to slam dunk hippys.
  12. You might of seen this already, I can safely say I have never ever been that drunk I know alcoholics who cant even get close to this guy.
  13. Behold the ginger baby:
  14. My little niece is ginger - she has a full head of vibrant red hair! She already getting stick for it and Shes only 1 and a half.
  15. God you would think I was some kind of street thug. You know I realised with me been out here in a calmer place that people in the city are actually pretty violent act tough and pretend to be tough. I must be the only one who walks round with a skip in my step and some joy and they are like "He is marginally happy! Get him!" I still think I attract trouble because im the "right height" and Im really good at attracting women - so I think guys just hate me in general and think they can "sort me out" and have done with, sadly for them I Dont lie down like I used to. I never mess around with women in a relationship i do flirt but say if it was my friend not like a facebook friend who you never see or talk to I wouldn't even think about crossing any lines. All the trouble I get is from women - there is always a guy who thinks he is entitled to this girl or that girl and when I put my intentions across and that he will "beat me up." fuck that Im fed up of these asshats, for some reason if i keep out of trouble I get more. Get phumped here! First its this one: Then this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oDTNEEu3Rw Best viewed after a few beers!
  16. Ice man has COMETH!!! Well done broskis!
  17. gRIM Your avatar is ginger dude.
  18. Im drinking beer right now guys i dont have a week! Pfft! I do what i want broskis!
  19. SHIT! I TOOK MY CLOTHES OFF! WHAT POWERS HAVE YOU BROUGHT TO THE TEMPLE!
  20. I agree with that. Im not been biased but i find this quote as true as the ten commandments. And I would know I have been Jewish for like 20 years.
  21. Yey! Yey! Yey! Yey! Yey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!
  22. Wills bang on the buck. This guy who wants a bit thinks he some kind of super hero and cant see past his own hand. How can we be beat my bothers!!
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