emsley

oh boy oh boy oh boy! Me first! The king has spoken.

I feel 1000000000000000000 times better man for this post., x

THAT CUNT

Or a clowned midget How?

Dude your a virgin.

Yes where is daria?

Sometimes I feel like im walking a fine line between been a complete psyco to nice guy eddie.

I just want to dance motherfucker! with only one shoe on!

Nice will.

Post pics of whales, so that we may mock them and feel better about ourselfs.

Ok you slapper.

Im not sure what my aim is here exactly. Recently I have had some trouble with the ex scag. So instead of taking shit of everyone over it I stood my ground, I even had to go as far as to get some of my pals to make to make thier presence felt casue the area I live is full of drunks/weed heads. But when Istood my ground I was suddenly the cunt, but when my pals showed up everyone backed down, and i mean everyone.

Why do most people i meet seem aggressive when im just a chilled out guy not over thinking things too much? Sometimes I think its because I think differently and people become unsure about me. I seem to be getting branded a "cunt" lately. Anyone else even have an idea of what im on about here?

My friend is a thin guy and he loves big girls.

was intoxictaed, sorry about that, it made perfect sense at the time

wish ihadnt of sold my PS3 now oh well ill pick one up again next year cheap as chips.

I voted gryph king of everything and i stand by my choice.

Bloody bubble blowing balls 1.2.2..2.2

sex is a chore. I banged enought here is how it goes. 1. IM BIG!!! 2. TAKE THIS!!! 3. FINGERS/TOUNGE/FIST 4. Stfu!! 5. Can i sleep now? Thank you.

what the fuck are u talking about paul? lol like u took her cookies in her sleep or something or u punched a baby whats the deal you wanna know how i felt after boning a bigger chick well i wasnt horny anymore mission accomplished and then she made me some snacks u cant beat that Went to see mika , sank three pints in 40 minutes , smoked in toilets got handled out by three fucking bouncers.

Dam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI4YaLJKFw4 :-I

Ive been sober for a few days now.

the hills have eyes 2. wtf was this about? stupid plot. all the army guys had weak charecters.