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stop been a tart.

I had three whales in my time. You wake up feeling guilty.

Gryphs facebook is constantly updated with him doing bodacious things like surfing, and entering thunderdome.

What if postal 3 is never finished?

lul - you got one.

Commander riker?

Lets hope richie rich joins and makes our dreams come ture.

i dont think this is the kind of advice im looking for.

I went up to bed at 11 in the morning and just woke up at half 5 wtf

I followed your advice and got arrested. Rob, Mcdonald.

Inky isnt amused you do know he is a manly man right?

Hungover, pretty much my deafult feeling to be honest. I also got some trouble round my area it sucks

PUNCH SOME TITS!

wait till you get a little older - i only have sex twice a day now. oh that was before i dumped my girl.

im not drinking till wednesday now. i count the days to my beer sessions. im pretty sure im borderline alcoholic.

48 hours later the ass got her ex chap down who beat her black and blue ass was giving me shit so i went to my mates and drove round with a bunch of dudes soon changed their tune. thank you bodmin street and goodnight!

drink stella, and tell her what for. I love you mate.

SEE US INTERNET!!! WE CARE!!!! Roadhouse.

yes, it does go this deep, wherever you believe it or not it can be categorized. Dont look in Pandoras box is my advice. This shit is a head wrecker.

My name is Rob Mcdonald and I fancy a girl who works at the local shop. Every-time I see her I piss my pants and run out of the shop waving my arms around like a faggert. One time I got the bottle up to run in the shop with my number scrawled on a piece of paper, i ran as FAST as i could gave her the number and said "Txt me anytime!!!" then turned BRIGHT RED and ran out of the store. She didn't text me back, please advice me what to do.

Ryan you are what we call a "stud" or "alpha" male. Listen to me very carefully. Guys who have the Alpha status in nature are meant to be promiscuous. This means that a guy who has this "talent" about him is here to do one thing - mate with many, many women. Women call feel MAGNETICALLY drawn to these types of guys even though they know he is probably sleeping with more than one woman. Im willing to bet that after you sleep with the women they tend to turn mean on you or say "nasty" things to you. This is her rationalisation at work. What she FEELS for a man is different to what she THINKS for a man. Remember when I first spoke to you on skype and i couldn't believe how deep your voice was? I immediately knew you were this type of male. A deep voice that has no urgency about it attracts women on a subconscious level and there is nothing they can do about it. NOTHING. Been alpha sadly does have it down falls. While you display attractive quality's that they find seductive and you find it easy to have sex with numerous women, the woman's subconscious is hard at work. Although she may receive your superior sperms she can NOT count on you been a PROVIDER. It does not matter that you have a job, can be loyal etc, some part of her brain has registered you as a sexual partner only. Women in the old days used to sneak out and receive superior sperms from the alpha and take her implanted egg back to her provider. This is pure genetic work at play. Also once a woman has "nested you" she may find you less attractive its not her fault (though i wish it was so i could smack them up side of the head) if she nests you, she resents you, because you should be out there sharing your seed. This "unseen dance" is the balance i have nearly perfected for my self, although i have slept with many women i find like you i have no success in a long term relationships. Why do you think women are always worried about you cheating or get jealous easily? call you a player?? be cold to AFTER sex... They are merely receiving better sperms and seeking out a better PREDICTABLE AVERAGE GUY to provide for their GENETICS which are now been cooked in the oven. If you really give the words i have written here some good thought you will see everything we say is irrelevant.

Guys, take it easy on the guy. he just needs some enlightenment and encouragement. Daria sounds depressed to me and when your depressed everything and i mean EVERYTHING is like a blade in your brain. He just needs guidance and nurturing. The worst thing you can do to someone who is depressed is be like "pull your self together" it just does not work. Depressed people leach energy from others especially people who have a nice nature, in turn that person resents that person because every-time they try to help they get drained with negativity. Deppresion is contagious, when you hit rock bottom, you can fall threw the floor and fall again. And its SO HARD to come back from it, my last bout took me three months of sleeping to get "over it." Deppresion leads to anxiety and anxiety breeds more depression its a serious illness that can be treated. (social anxeity been quite a bad one that can turn to agoraphobia) When I started my citalopram I was on 20mg for two months, I couldnt do shit!!!! Id wake up and take it and 20 minutes later POW i was out like a light. I constantly felt like shit, my head used to ache, my body ached, my brain was just a box of lose wires. Every place i went i felt alone like no one was interested or cared, i even found my mother ignoring me because i drained her with my negative thoughts. In the end i had to do what i never wanted to do UP MY DOSE! 3 Weeks later things MASSIVELY improved, I was back to my old self. I felt brilliant, my anxiety had gone, i could handle people 20 times better, i was thankful for my medication. Now i have taken a few steps back... but will try again this week. All im saying is people dont post stuff like daria does without in my honest but quite experience opinion with out suffering from Deppresion. Daria needs to see a doctor and explain his thoughts and feelings, it could possibly the best thing he does for him self all year.