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29 Years! i have never seen it in my life time! Can any man u fan explain to me (without trying to kill me) How Wes Brown managed to stay on the pitch? In local pub im only guy with his top off waving it round!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqodCNWqS8c And on that day everything came true for Paul he was truly blessed and happy.

And its leeds united. I am, so proud of my team you looked like a set of overpaid cunts! (which is what you are)

I updated mine. Its dint come up in the news feed thing though. I know when im not wanted.

^ uh...

Obviously you mean in the face with a pan. I like my birds rough and ready! She has to be clean though I dont like to smell the funk.

I consider it win but she better not be fussy.

Facebook has bugged the shit out of me "Happy new year!" Fuck me i just wanted to say "fuck you."

Tell me more.

Wish that was me. Backdraft its ass! new years is all bollocks anyway.

Im tired of going to shops to get my games and getting ass rammed with silly prices. Looking online returns better deals for instance I want uncharted 2 on PS3 but its 42 pound in the shop online its 27.99 but never heard or used the site before how can you tell they will keep to their end of the deal?

went to local but everyone gave in and went home at 11. pretty good.

Go go go!!

Yeah I would rather stay in tonight play PS3 but ill be hounded by drunken people until I give in. Next month Im keeping my drinking to a complete minimum maybe once a week. Docs said i got to put my dose up AGAIN of citlopram. 40mg a day. Fuck.

Im still doing it its only 9:40

Real world sluts my man!

Thank you brudda! Ass kicking ahoy!!!

If life wants a pop at me (which it always does like continues in probotector) then it can kiss my shity ass. Rise up or the dick and assholes will take whats yours. Im gonna rip someone's head of this week i swear to god. Fucking fuck¬!!

Who's for double clicking and just doing what it should?

Tounge goes where? Hopefully directly in to the ass. random slut./

Un-Install. Or you might die.

balls! no one bones a blow up doll! thats fucked up!

You may or may not or even care that I once had a pretty nifty site that was homage to every thing that you should never do, this normally included head butting children full on, kicking women in the cunt, and throwing napalm at a group of people with walking difficulties. My site would be running right now if doorshost.net had managed to take the time to inform me i was floating round on a phantom server that had packed up and fucked off. First of all Im needing a new server and I cant be paying fucked up amounts of money heres 50 bucks for a year and thats it. ill pay for my domain another way. So if you know any reasonable server slam them up I can hot wire through pay pal through my buddies card. Also I cant draw for shit - I am looking for guys who are willing to stand by me and draw up some mean images such as an old lady punching a leeds city council desk servant in the nose. This is important to me my last site died beyond my control or say, and I have a superb if not perfect domain name in mind. Im looking for guys who will peg me up for the first year, will communicate with me, and be willing to draw up images for me - im not gonna mail you every 3 days going "Oh god Can you draw me a caterpillar fucking a fly!!??" Think of it as a wall you can do anything to only that mean ass mofos are only invited because we are the shit. A year has gone by without an update and i think its time to turn that around. I can conduct - I just need a few good men with talent. Also anyone versed in flash to a good level who has a god sense of humour/not caught up in his own world of "i must be discovered i must be paid" has a home with me on my journey becasue i suck at all things designy. the call is from your destiny do you accept the call?

Yeah uncharted two is pretty funky - should itry the first one i wonder while it is cheap?

Well fuck me - I have been sober as a judge since xmas day - been to wales (will report on this later) Just got back - fuck me.