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- just last night three of us nipped to local before it closed - my friend supports liverpool and the local is a leeds united pub - organises trips to matches etc, match of the day is on the HD and this guy is like "Fucking liverpool fucking shit, end up like leeds." My buddy cant fight for shit but he started "digging" him about leeds "i thought fuck me carl pack it in your in middle of a leeds united pub and with a liverpool shirt on." I went for a smoke I wasn't going to protect him when he caused his own grief but i wouldn't of let anyone hit my friend - I went for a smoke and watched through the door - then this leeds united supporter straight snarled at him "Shut you you stupid cunt Or ill come over there and rip your fucking head off." All the usual hard man talk - I thought bet you dont get close enough. Its shit but shit happens and sometimes you got to be ready. All stupid needless stuff.

^ lol I hit the deck on a wooden half pipe full on landed backwards on my head - I Didn't move for like 30 seconds - all you could hear was "Ohhhhhhhhhh" Sucker punches suck - hope you got him back.

Yeah thats how you want to keep it.

Have any of you guys ever been Knocked out? The closest i come to KO! was when my sister came back from a night out and ripped this guys shirt off - he was that pissed he followed her home (where I was at my parents) Im like this scrawny 18 year old with little life experience and this guy is yelling in the street at 1 in the morning like a prick. I get in the street and circle him he was bigger than me, heavier than me and knew what he was doing - i landed a sweet full on face plant right on his eye, he went back And I swear to god Id knocked him out - Then like a spring he flew back up and planted me right in the nose - i was down hill and he was up hill so no help there - I flew back about 10ft with blood erupting from my nose (didn't break) couldn't see shit and buy blood i mean WTF is it even possible to bleed that much from my nose with out it been broken? I gather my feet and MY SISTER is kicking the FUCK out of this guy - She was jabbing his head like a pinyadda 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 She must of hit him like thirty times SHE KICKED THE FUCK OUT OF HIM LOL. All left and right his head was just rattling back and forth - after that he gave in and fucked off... Then the cops showed up - that guy was shitting it for the next week or so - my sister knew this "hard nut" and told the guy who she beat that he will be getting a visit of him - he never bovered us again. Fuck i can still feel that punch now.

This train is fucked.

^ Me

^ you aint seen mine - because... .... - no one can see it!

That or a photographic memory. ;p

No.

We need a side scrolling beat em up update!!! Final fights street of rage man I would fap!

Better be!

^ + 1 Or if you can get away with just a graphics card upgrade?

Try liverpool and and newcastle for pretty girl accents.

I dont got sky guys so Cant tell you if it airs over here.

^ I did this yesterday - and I think she has got the message now. (Via text though) I did it Via text - she normally wont stop plugging me until she A) Grinds me down. Or I get pissed off. In her head at the moment im category B. Next time It will be a knock on the door. Ill make sure her friends are about too so they all get the message Im not interested anymore instead of them all sniping me.

LOL an obese cat i thought you were joking. Good look with getting a russian blue to lose weight they are dumb as a brick, my sister had one and this was its life: I run like a girl. I cant climb very good. The first time you let me outside I ran straight over the road and got ran over and broke my leg. If you let me out I wont wait till you open the door I will meow like a retard at 6 in the morning untill you wake up and let me in. On climbing on the couch I got ONE nail stuck in a bit of cloth but instead of trying to get free my self I will meow like a retard until you unplug my claw. She went to Australia for six month on returning the cat had caught its own collar on a clothes peg behind the back of a door and hung its self by accident. (she left it with a friend) Reminds me the time she had this little poodle she was looking after it had gingivitis and he stank and if you looked at him funny would just be like "GHargggg ghARGGHHH!!!!!" Guess who had to walk it? Me, a little shitty poodle with an attitude problem. It once pissed me off so i put my shoe under its belly and flicked it it flipped and rolled. lol

Yes they think they are "untouchable." I know women in social situations that try and stir hornets nests - if i was drunk and just got in a guys face BLAM Id get fucked over. I HATE to say this but a LOT of women could really do with a harsh sharp wake up call sadly that comes in the form of a guys hand - women are becoming awful in some situations especially bars and clubs. Like cinder said a girl said "excuse me wtf are you looking at?" have you any idea how evil that is from that skags point of view, shes saying "Dont speak up to me im very threatening and powerfull in a club surrounded by guys that want a shot at me so fuck you!" In my eyes thats just plain evil on her stupid drunk, fucked up reality. Or is she just a dumb stuck up bitch that needs a quick "snookie jab?" I wouldn't hesitate if a woman got in my face and started yelling at me to push her face away Women, try behaving your self if you want action go down town by your self and kick a few junkie guys in the nuts and deal with your violent issues your self, men are not your property nor are we your personal fist extensions. I said it before and Ill say it again men have evolved and its time for the women to catch up.

IJTF i think is Cinders old clan tag.

Well my advice agozer is to read one book and one book only! David deangelos double your dating. Everything else is poo. i thik unchharted 2 will be worth the extra "ten pound" Even if I wait till spring the most they ae gonna shave of it is 9.99 or whatever - still I found it on a website for 27.99 in p&p But Im not sure if I can trust the site.

Some crazy chinese movie

^ I know. I not text her and today out of the blue i got this: U av really pissed me off thats wat u wanted thats wat u av got selfish cunt. Im like ? I think the cure for this one is to hang her by her feet from a very high place such as i dunno the empire state building then give her a phone so she can text me. Leave her for a night then return later to see if she has "got the message." Ok... I text her back saying "Dont talk to me if your going to be manipulative. I have a new girlfreind now so this shit has got to stop. I wonder if there is such a a service as "Phone assassin" who could break her phone every time she gets a new one.

I must be getting a little older I can only game in 2 to 4 hours stints at a time now.

lol no for certain!

Its a very concise review finely detailed.

One sitting? Dam dude! That bit where you crawl up the pipes and an see the U-boat below you I actually said out loud "fuck me that's high."