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emsley

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  1. She been bugging me for a wire that she does not even need! i've had like 8 texts in the past two days saying "you got my wire?" I said i had to go out and i took it to my neighbours house and she can pick it up from there. (its a wire less than a meter long for her wireless connection) I hope the baby is born and she does not lose it then she wont have time to stalk me only 5 months or less to go... Please please please.
  2. I know this is probably the most obvious thing I could possibly say to you... Ebay. Mine was second hand i only have one new game and thats because it was in the sale. Next week I could be spending up to 80 pound on uncharted two and bayonetta. Ive been calling in all the money I lent out to friends over xmas.
  3. The girls is deluded with me - last saturday Im in the pub and when I left she text me (don't go there if she does not have a number she uses friends and family - she nags them until they go nuts and then they take it out on me) to make it worse she lives 3 streets over from me. Im in the pub on saturday with a group of people I know and she is in (the ex) I left her to her business - I was talking to this milf but my ex kept giving her daggers - man I cant even go in my local and pull some pussy without her breathing down my neck, so at eleven O clock i fucked off home early (i was fucking hammered slipping on the ice all the way home) when i got in i fired my pc up did the rounds with a Stella next to me, only to notice i had got to two texts of her saying "I cant beleive you just left." and "cock." Like she is on some kind of physic level of understanding with me, because i choose to leave the pub In her heads its me automatically giving her the finger. i tried been like "Go the fuck away from me we are done stay the fuck out of my life." But then Im just been a "cunt" or a "wanker" and "cant we just be friends?" On agreeing to be friends the usual "I miss you" bullshit fires up without fail once a week. To cap it all of this crazy bitch is pregnant and for some insane reason thinks im the key to her been happy with the baby. Its like chinese water torture - she knows shes doing it - if i cut her off she feels rejected and gets super pissed off, shell start winding guys up over me by wiggling her fat ass at them, so they go into "Ill sort him out" mode on me. I seriously need to get a girlfriend just so she gets the message its over. Any of you guys had stalking happen to you?
  4. I was going to do a review but passed on that idea The game started off brilliantly even to say its over two years old - the puzzles the climbing brilliant (waterfall etc), then it kinda hit a boredom spike for me I didnt enjoy the combat after been spoilt with resident evil 4, gears of war, this felt basic. Im hoping uncharted two has a lot more puzzles and climbing sections, for me uncharted drakes fortune started off on a high hit a low then shot straight back up again just in time to keep me playing. Near the end I started to enjoy the combat (although some sections were a tad unfair 4 snipers with lazer sights and two rocket fags automaticly zoned in on you is a bit gay) The church bit I just ran away and let that old guy beat everyone up. The graphics near the end were pretty frikkiinggg sweet, wasnt really impressed with the driving sections im never a big fan out anything like that. A great game that I think I would play again until next week when I buy Uncharted 2. Memrobile moments - and all round good fun - only gripe is the combat is a bit boring sometimes.
  5. Steals her drinks then Jaw lines her. My hero.
  6. Mine was a compulsive liar or at least had traits of it. They are all nut jobs - seriously though some women i know are awesome can talk to them about anything. I always regretted hitting my girl - but with her lying, and stupidity the frustration was shit. Sometimes Im really glad I dont have a woman.
  7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe7V85lA-bI It was a scene from a reality show - baiscly a bunch of stuck up asses get followed round with cameras. American "middle class" women freak me out, they have the same high pitched annoying voice as each other, the same shitty midnsets, all they do is go shopping and turn their nose up at everything that moves. Im all for keeping a woman in check but a jaw shot? holy fuck! You any idea how much that hurts? From what I have gathered nobody cares. The guy got fined 500 bucks for "simple assault" and a six month suspended jail term. The girl was in his face - flicking her hands at his face like a "cat" getting something attention. I walked in to bars and women have "hissed at me" its not nice and im not gonna lie to you here they get in your face and shoot pure hate at you you really do consider "hooking" for a moment, just a reaction in some cases we've all got it in us, stand toe to toe with anyone right now and you will feel how uncomfy it is! Back of bitch I can hear you flapping from 20 yards never mind in my face. "I punched a snookie girl and got a fine! shirts are avilabile at all good retailers.
  8. I take it you like this game. By the power of grey skull I can safely say im getting this game.
  9. QFTT^ I could of took a chick home last saturday but didnt - im all for improving but i think there is a line. I dont like to see people manipulated and think my attention is best served else place.
  10. I sometime visit http://www.theattractionforums.com/ simply to help out or "learn" new stuff. Its a good place to visit if your in to psychology and can share comments with like minded users. And place who pays the bills has every right to advertise what they want - but I'm getting a bit "wtf" with some of the stuff this place "sells" before it was just a few books that helped your game improve when picking up chicks but now we are getting stuff like this. http://www.lovesystems.com/books/phone-tex...campaign=TAFtop What next? How to pick up girls on the toilet? I got to be honest this is manipulating a market of eager guys with no clue in some cases - sure buy a book, attend some self help classes, but what the hell a guy has to draw the line some place when "buying" things that make you successful with women. You can buy audio tracks for the following: Vol. 28 High-End Club Game (Mr. M and Sheriff), Vol. 26 Direct Game (Soul, Badboy, and Cortez) and on and on and on all by highly successful pick up artists. Just look: http://www.lovesystems.com/products Im all for these guys been successful but there has become that much material the market has gone too crowded I couldnt gripe about this there without been slayed. I was getting sent PM by admins/staff basicly trying to sell me stuff thats "pushing" you. Dam, this place is really pushing the market hard.
  11. lol inky wtf your signature you got tell me the storey behind that man.
  12. ^ Yeah but thats billions on billions. They dont even know when - a solar flair is more probable. But dont think its been documented. I think it was Venus that had a "storm" and it was about 50 times bigger than earth in one swirling mass on its surface. Fucking awesome.
  13. Coke makes people super depressed. The higher the high the bigger the down.
  14. ^ So is it awesome or do you need more time?
  15. Is it worth it when you put time in to it?
  16. Ok - I edited a team to have some stronger players - I did not go overboard editing in super stars and stuff like that Paul robinson kochensky (LB) Woodgate (CB) Ferdinand (CB) Glen Johnson (RB) Lennon (RMF) Owen heragreaves (DMC) Roscky (CMF) Robbie Keane (SS) Tevez (CF) The only "power houses" I got are Rio and Tevez. Noticed an instant result in master league - drew at home with chealsea 3 - 3 ! amazing game! I now have a chance when approaching the area - I scored an absolute peach with lennon - screw messing around with retarded players the game has become too ruthless to sit through 5 seasons building a squad of turds. I now feel like im playing PES how it used to be.
  17. Uncharted - started off superbly then all it does is throw enemies at you - I wanted my adventure and puzzle solving. Hope uncharted 2 delivers this. Kinda tedious. Skate - Difficult and will take a lot of time to "memorise" the flips with the sticks! I think if I put time into it , it will become a very rewarding game - too much to learn at first you dont know where to start. Feel like a modern "old school" game - give it a try its cheap as chips.
  18. Frame rate issues is down right lazy porting especially for talented coders.
  19. Ok convert me show me a video that will rule me.
  20. Its now on my "want" list. Heh its out today - Im very tempted but just spent my fortnightly allowance on skate and uncharted. I promised my self ebay in future.
  21. Bayonetta seems insane did i just see a woman kick a large snarling beasts ass like 50 times then use a giant gullotine to chop his head off?
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