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What is it with this game guys? I just see a lot of mess when i look at it and bland graphics.

Lot of sword fighting shit going on with the PS3. I cant GT anymore ohhhhhhhhhhhhh been all the way through that, never did get me a delorian. Do I see god of war three in your typings there LSD?

WE ARE GOING TO DIE!

So as long as you step on the right paths and dont repeat your last doomed travles youll be fine? Looked quite --- "sort of want" to me. Reminds me of devil may cry - a lone armour clad twat with a sword with a fw basic moves against a bunch of cunts! (only dante could spin a revolver out of his ass and blow a noobs head off with a butt clench)

Yeah that one ^ The math is certain apparently. They just cant predict when.

They say we will see it in the sky - end of the world rocks - no one is safe! I want teh earth to blow up but no before we get rid of that pesky moon.

I dunno but im glad i wasn't tempted now.

Beauty master: You are fat hence unattractive you must simply leave. Tubby: But but but! I just fail to comprehend these people - i bet most of us here could have a makeover and be "Beautiful" in a matter of days and with a little bit of sun bed tanning. Boggles the mind.

There are some "Giant" planets turning into white dawrfs outside of our galaxy when they pop it gonna go with a billion billion worth of force of TNT and our little cluster of planets is only 3000 light years away from it. Reckon it will strip the atmosphere. I read it at thesun.co.uk a national paper but cant get it back up - anyone got anything on this?

haha so English women are fucking ugly I now have an excuse for been single for the past year. God I really want to open up a new website.

Yeah - hard is fine but when its "hard for the hell of it" im not into that kind of stuff. Really wanting Ninja sigma first one. I cant play online LSD wirless connection ping will be too crappy. Infamous and resistance 2 also look reasonable games. Actually scrap Infamous it looks like prototype and that game really sucked.

Well did some digging in town today and got Uncharted (not two thats still fucking way too high in price) and the original "Skate" (I have a soft spot for skating games give up on tony hawks after the 3rd one though) 24 quid not a bad little all rounder me thinks. So now i got a nice little collection building up: MGS4 Killzone 2 Pro evo 2010 (grr) Uncharted skate I tried finding a second hand copy of ninja sigma but no luck - i found a brand new one though in a "sale" for 27 quid, no thanks! I think ill be ebaying in a couple of weeks through my buddys card. Im also interested in Demon souls.

I watched this on a show one time - this chick had to join and had to submit photos before they "allowed" her to become beautiful. Then after acceptance she went to a "party" organised by the people on the site - and it was just a room full of botox, designer clothes, assholes, and assholes. Im sure a few grenades in the room would of rid the world of them. It was insane and i can only imagine the arrogance of each individual as epic. Mostly women who are "never good enough." fuck them,

^ Ha agozer torched their ass.

Im only rigging it up for game updates there is no way ill be able to play online with a wireless connection.

I wanna see em all!

I have never been on PS network - so have no idea how it works with it been sony it wont care all that much.

The whole patching of PS3 games seem insane to me - never thought I would see the day this would happen. I need to get long ethernet cable so i can use my dongle to get my PS3 online so I can "patch" up. Maybe patching of console games isnt disclosed becasue "main stream" dont really care?

Yeah its turned into quite a negative gaming experiance for me now. I mean the last Pro evo game I bought was pro 2006 - i think - and everytime you bought it you would think "it will be better this time." It went down hill for me since Pro Evo 3. So in 4 years they have done nothing new, apparently the player animations are still from old PS2 games! They trick their faithful by changing a few things every release and adding a "minor" change such as this time round "player cards" gamepsot review said it best "why would i want to turn of Steven gerrards long shot abilatie?" Its fiddly and you have to change it round ever game which makes it a chore. I never noticed any difference to be honest - Oh i added "one on one" card to one of my players and reaped the rewards of weeks of training for one goal in 7 matches... Wow! Its a nonsensical game which is why i said "it tricks you" and thats what its been doing since Pro evo 3 in my opinion. A complete overhaul is required , new animations, refined "less cheaty gameplay" Im sure next year will be more of the same but seabass has apparently this year taken on feed back from players - guess the penny might have dropped. (probably not though) Here they go on about the player cards and the unprecidented control over players - what the sliders and support cards, dont they get it that the old PES used to just "do it" and now you have to do it your self? (which doesent make much difference) Konami need to grow some balls forget about graphics and really overhaul the game play mechanics.

Do you like tool skythe?

i think its a great site and you might do something with it if you keep it down to earth like your doing. Ill join i think its nifty.

I have followed PES Since the first title on PS-one so I pretty much know what Im talking about her regarding this game. First of all let me get the most obvious point out of the way - The japs dont seem to give a shit about proper shirts, team nanes, stadiums etc which is fine by me because half the charm with PES is that its supposed to have creamy gameplay. I have now played around 50 matches in master leuage mode (any pes player goes straight for master leauge) I have the dificulty set to "professional." Im gonna tell you right now this game is a mixed bag of beans on one hand its awesome to play on the other hand the AI is an absolute disgrace. It cheats - like super obviously cheats like it does not give a shit examples of cheating: 1. Balls do not magiclly float threw parts of your body such as legs/ankles/arms/torsos. You think your winning the ball and then it just ghosts through you then the AI just fucking steam rollers over you. 2. The ball can go out of play and the AI carry's on as if nothing happened the ball goes over the touch line only just but the game is oblivious to this, no such troubles with your own though. 3. You get fouled a LOT. When you do manage to get a decent player in to a threatening position kiss your ass good bye you will be hacked down hard - from behind, from the side, if the scripters could get away with it they would have baseball bats on the pitch to finish you off with. Its laughable watching one of your good players gain a yard and then POW MOTHERFUCKER! Guess what? 9/10 the AI does not get booked, and very rarely gives you a free kick. Someone is insulting my intelligence with this game and Id sure as hell like to meet him to get some answers. Its hard enough to create a chance enver mind when the AI initiates "RAPE MODE." 4. You never get a penalty. Ever. I have been hacked down in the box about ten times and from behind - a lot of people have noticed that you dont get penalties. Me been one of them - how STUPID is that? Teams average penalties so how about you put them in eh konami. 5. The AI is capable of amazing tackles!!! Constantly hitting brick walls is no fun - I could put the game to an easier mode but winning every game 5 - 0 is boring. i cant describe to you how it does this but you feel like your side of the pitch is on a 45 degree angle and every pass and every run and every turn has to be spot on or your just instantly tackled and the AI just WONT give you the ball back. (it will pass it in its own half for fucking ages boring you to death but no use in trying to tackle them they will do it even more!! not that you can tackle the AI and sometimes fouling them is also amazingly not an option even though the guy is just in front of you) It then runs off up the pitch making around 700 passes a second, dribbles, runs, flips, punches you in the face, tackles your players, tackles them again to make sure then scores., then runs to your house and sets it on fire. You are completely at the mercy of an unrelenting AI that takes no prisoners - making the game Annoying, frustrating and leaving you doubting it. A good game does not "trick" you. I've always been aware that the AI requires "a little extra" but this time it has gone WAY TO FAR. You hardly get to shoot, and I cant remember any one-on-ones with the keepers. through balls don't work - you spot an excellent runner and then your guy will decide to through ball it to someone in a completely useless position. IM SORRY BUT PROFESSIONAL PLAYERS DON'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT! Stop cheating me Konami this game used to be cool now all it is - is a cheat feast for your unskilled AI programmers. And sometimes you press the button and it just doesent respond to your command... Imagine it liek this: Your playing an FPS shooter and there is a guy in front of you going for his gun you click the mouse and nothing happens - he kills you - reload try again - this time you shot but for some reason it hit the floor and not his face - reload try again - It did it!!! you killed the guy hes dead. Oh no there is another 30 of these guys to go and I dont know if my commands will work!!! Oh noes! Oh noes!!! On the other hand: When it works and you score and you actually have good players its a very enjoyable game - some place along the line konami have decided to take the fun out of this game and made it almost impossibile not to mention the glaring anoyances that are "craftly" hidden. So if you want a football game that makes you earn every god damned ounce of your goals then this is for you - Honestly I dont think I would have bought it if i knew it was going to be so "Fuck you i cheat" with me. the difficulty settings should read like this: You will score. You wont score as many and the AI will make an effor on goal now and then. The AI will constantly cheat. And lastly. LOL!!! The only hope i have for this game is to now get some good players and see if it helps but im not holding out for anything special. Avoid.

Its a cup game FA CUP is renowned for upsets look at leeds Vs histon that was a bad day at the office for us. Happens to the best! Just so happens we beat man u away! Looooooooooooooooool1

Vidic got injured during warm up! Maybe a bit of luck for us although for pace wes brown and vidic are same. Gary Neville was absent to "sweep" up the howson cross that lead to the leeds goal. Which is insane because he always does his job he is a vetran! Ronney made me shit my pants with his chance but crowe cleared it off the line!

Nice dude. " Teen lights cigarette while attempting to siphon gas " was taken to St. John Medical Center in Longview to treat the burns on his pelvis, hands and feet." He got his ass torched! and should I say his cock too.