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emsley

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  1. ^ That's the line of the year right there. I can sleep easy now.
  2. So whats the deal from the gamecop and orders to improve the place or is it in stasis?
  3. He's a good looking boy. Dont - it happens. its not your fault your friendly in nature.
  4. Yeah spambots we're on to you! Behold the art of emotional stimulation!
  5. Ice is a spambot!! Next thing he will be asking for John connor or kathrine Brewster!
  6. ^ LOL - These types trick every fucker I bit before - everyone does.
  7. Its mission is to taste my steel "swish swosh wish!" How the fuck is it getting past image verification? I know thats not fail safe - but how?
  8. Are you hoein your girl up cinder? My god - thats fucking awesome.
  9. Are you sure these are spambots? They never reply as such - are they scripted to just cause bullshit or do they eventually try to "plug something?"
  10. Cosplay changed my life.
  11. i caught the back end of "adrift" what a bunch of idiots they diiserved to die - they could not get back into the boat. 1. One of you goes deeper under, the other gets on your shoulders spring! catch the side, no one dies and no moping about in the freezing water, dumbasses.
  12. i smell a... a .... a.... a..... a ..... a..... ACHOO!
  13. Some women are just greedy!
  14. she screamed at him for looking at a sweet ass?
  15. shes lucky she knows you and you consider her a potential sexy times. Your the best thing for her, because you're going places. Trust me Gryph i have pushed enough women to know this - they are stupid you are not, you're doing her a favour.
  16. I allready did on facebook! Happy birthday man - and best wishes.
  17. Now that I think about all I did was put my self 40 pound out of pocket and earn my self a hangover... I should stay at home more often.
  18. Saturday was pretty good for me scored some birthday cash and went to the local, seeing as it was the end of the month women were actually present for a change I did well , a woman bought me a drink for my birthday then she told me to "get a job" so instead of debating the points of me been out of work during the recession and me actually getting more money than a guy on minimum wage from the state (after rent council tax) I just kind of agreed with her - what is it with women and the word "Job" Take me or leave me I know what Im doing, so i crossed her of my list after scoring a whiskey from her. If I pull all my strings I can easily pull in 200-300 quid a week... Job bah! Saturday was ok for me better than normal especially after my remendition of electric sixes gay bar - with a crew of idiots in the pub who hate my guts ha didnt see that coming! Sunday fared much worse - I was hungover and needed a quick cure and had a few stellas, then i had a few more, watched darts and watched that under dog beat taylor, got hammered then told the world to go fuck its self. Now its the new week no drinking as promised to my self - gonna hit the weights go running and keep my flat tidy like a little bitch. How was your weekend? what did you do?
  19. I tried Mafia wars and for about two days I was like "cool" but then I realised it was just "clicking" I did tier one street thug and maxed them all out then I thought not bad tier one done then it tells me there is another 7 levels to go on just one tier??? Then you get (no offense!) all the women doing the "what day will you die!" "your future is!!!!" "Your palm reading!!!" I actually have friends on there that I want to interact with...
  20. they are so gay and pointless!
  21. Not me I delete that shit from my feed i dont care that victor has just saved a fish from certain death and it is now up for adoption.
  22. ^ Yeah if you can hit them over the head with a rubber club and KO them young girls aint so bad.
  23. Happy birthday Jit... I feel sorry for your kidneys!
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