L.S.D Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 "Son, your grandparents found a nice girl from a small Indian village for you." = WORST nightmareHey, some indian chicks are hot. I second that India has two Miss universe, you know
Gryph Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 "Son, your grandparents found a nice girl from a small Indian village for you." = WORST nightmareHey, some indian chicks are hot. I second that India has two Miss universe, you know No no no, it's not that. It's that my grandparents are old school while my parents and myself aren't. So there is a big conflict of interest there. And they're coming to visit in a few months!! NOOOOOO!!!
darkmage479 Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 No no no, it's not that. It's that my grandparents are old school while my parents and myself aren't. So there is a big conflict of interest there. And they're coming to visit in a few months!! NOOOOOO!!! what's the matter can't handle a little old-schoolness? my English grandparents still answer the phone by saying their number, run a PC with Windows 3.1 and refuse to buy any German or Japanese products because of WWII.
Wizard Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 Thats craaaazeeeeey. </Ikea Guy> Arranged-from-birth-anything to do with your life is bad. Run, run for teh hills. Better yet, come to canada
darkmage479 Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 (edited) Arranged-from-birth-anything to do with your life is bad. Run, run for teh hills. Better yet, come to canada how would that solve anything? when i was in toronto i remeber seeing indian restraunts on every other street... (not that it's a bad thing - indian food rules). They'd only try to set up Gryph with their daughters back East Edited July 22, 2004 by darkmage479
Skythe Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 "Sperm tastes like mayonaise." ~ words that came out of a dumb whore's mouth.
L.S.D Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 "Sperm tastes like mayonaise." ~ words that came out of a dumb whore's mouth.It happen to you?!? You better go see a doctor or something
Skythe Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 I never said it happened to me. I overheard it in a mall.
Gryph Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 "If it weren't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college." If you know who said that, you are cool. If you don't, then you need to watch/listen to more stand up comedy.
random guy Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 (Waking up from a major operation) "Congratulations, son, the operation was a complete sucess. Oh dear, where'd my wristwatch go?" - the surgeon (Going clubbing with a group of chem-head mates) - "Oh no, you didn't take the GREEN pill, did you?' OR - this one really happened to me - on the first day of a psychology "major" (which over here means only taking one class per semester, rather than doing the whole unit) the lecturer said, "...And some of you may be taking psychology as a major to complement some completely unrelated degree. In that case (a sarcastic sneer and a laugh) good luck!" (not that I've ever had much trouble with my psych units; I can't say that quote didn't freak me out though).
Agozer Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 Something tells me that GameCop will smite this thread soon for being too "vulgar".
Gryph Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 Something tells me that GameCop will smite this thread soon for being too "vulgar". Till then lets have as much fun as possible.
Skythe Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 "If it weren't for my horse, I would never have spent that year in college." If you know who said that, you are cool. If you don't, then you need to watch/listen to more stand up comedy.Lewis Black One of the few awesome comedians.
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