Shibathedog Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 A wise old man once told me this story, and i feel you all should hear it, for it has taught me well! There once was a lady who had a bush of oranges in her yard. One day she woke up and thought, "I dont need any of those oranges!" and she walked outside, and pissed on her oranges. The next day she said, "You know what, i need an orange" and she went outside and look at the oranges carefully and thought, "you know what, i didnt piss on that one, i think ill eat that one!" and she went inside and enjoyed her orange. The next day, she once again wanted an orange, so she went outside, found and orange she didnt piss on, and ate it. This continued for awhile and then one day she said, "you know what, there has to be at least one orange left that i didnt piss on, and i need another orange!" So she went outside and realize all her orange had already been eaten. Lesson is, dont be wastefull and supposedly this is a true story and it happened to soomeone in italy i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Sounds like a very wise man. But an important lesson nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 I don't get it *scratch head*Nah, must be all the work I have now. Can't think properly....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
random guy Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 yeah, I mean do they eat oranges peel and all in Italy or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaotica Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 My Dad often pisses into the soil around a lemon tree we have in the garden. He says its good for it. It produces lots of lemons, maybe he is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryuken Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 "pee is very good for planting" that's what my uncle always says. he pee in a bucket instead of the toilet just so he can use his piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain FuKu Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 This thread... it's so deep. I'm gonna need a few days to digest this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 I have once read that some people drink their own piss and apply it on their skin, for health and beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain FuKu Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Agent Smith, you've been taking L.S.D again, haven't you? j/k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 Agent Smith, you've been taking L.S.D again, haven't you? j/kDid Smith ever? Smith will suffice.But I really read that before years ago. Hard to find the article now. Maybe can google it. Just wonder how to search for it. "Drink piss??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted July 12, 2004 Share Posted July 12, 2004 I have once read that some people drink their own piss and apply it on their skin, for health and beauty. I know that some tribal drummers in Africa pee on their hands to keep them moist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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