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This is The Joke thread. Someone should just put a general discalimer here.

Yeah but theres a difference between a joke/insidejoke/insult a joke goes like 2 whore walk into a bar, and inside joke is like "hey, your moms hot" and an insult is "hey you see those 2 mexicans....they crossed the border LOL LOL LOL :)...... :D " What kind of ship is that? or "a black person is just a hairless mokey"<---come on, thats just straight up racial slur, especially with the diversity in these fourms. Now if he said a mexican who triped and fell in some mud and people called him a cuban i guess thats funny but there was no story.

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I said I was sorry. Come on man, I don't want to get on your bad side. ;)

*offers hand*

Are you offerng to wank me? Sure, go for it. j/k :P it's kool

Somehow I knew that you were going to say that. :lol:

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A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."

 

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

 

LAWYER: Have you any grounds?

POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms. LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."

LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is "yes."

LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?

POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.

LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?

POLE: NO, she white.

LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?

POLE: SHE going to kill me.

LAWYER: What makes you think that?

POLE: I got proof.

LAWYER: What kind of proof?

POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read-it says,

 

"Polish Remover." :unsure:

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Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references.

 

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"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice.

 

Her mother paled.

 

"And it's all your fault," continued the girl.

 

"My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life."

 

"Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"

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Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references.

 

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"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice.

 

Her mother paled.

 

"And it's all your fault," continued the girl.

 

"My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life."

 

"Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"

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ooo naughty naughty words

 

my virgin eyes!! :unsure::-D

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Warning. The following joke contains sexual and lewd references.

 

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"Mom, I'm pregnant," announced the sixteen year old one morning in a belligerent tone of voice.

 

Her mother paled.

 

"And it's all your fault," continued the girl.

 

"My fault?" gasped the mother, startled. "I bought you books, showed you pictures. I told you about the facts of life."

 

"Yeah, yeah - but you never taught me how to give a decent blow job, did you?"

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ooo naughty naughty words

 

my virgin eyes!! :lol::lol:

Cover your eyes!!!

 

Here's another one.

 

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If you want to have fun some time, go into a restaurant's kitchen and yell "IMMIGRATION!"

- Milton Berle

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