Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
A fast food eatery near my place was shut down because someone found man milk in one of their burgers.

Ugggggghhhghh... :P

 

Just because these sad motherflockers failed school and can't get a real job doesn't give them any right to shoot a load into someone's food! Goddamn that's disgusting!

  • Replies 65
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Posted
A fast food eatery near my place was shut down because someone found man milk in one of their burgers.

Ugggggghhhghh... :P

 

Just because these sad motherflockers failed school and can't get a real job doesn't give them any right to shoot a load into someone's food! Goddamn that's disgusting!

That poor poor man.... I would have gone insane and washed my mouth with soap 30000000000000000 times over, maybe more...

Posted

what a stupid ass, you can go to jail for a long ass time for that, and sperm has more DNA in it than anything else

 

plug thats just nasty, I deem him Humpburger, the only man silly enough to hump a burger, blow his load and clean up with the lettuce

Posted (edited)
what a stupid ass, you can go to jail for a long ass time for that, and sperm has more DNA in it than anything else

 

plug thats just nasty, I deem him Humpburger, the only man silly enough to hump a burger, blow his load and clean up with the lettuce

What's the DNA got to do with anything? You're only ingesting it...

Edited by GryphonKlaw
Posted

I believe he was swaying towards the investigative gifts that DNA provides. Its the ultimate source for pointing a finger. He should have been smarter to point his finger away from the burger.

\

and someone mentioned about the pubes on the pizza to the effect of how can someone get away and not be discovered putting pubes on a pizza.........well just like theres pre-meditated murders (planned out) there can be pre-meditated pubings! (maybe he had some stashed away for spice.

 

 

lmao sick

Posted
I believe he was swaying towards the investigative gifts that DNA provides. Its the ultimate source for pointing a finger. He should have been smarter to point his finger away from the burger.

\

and someone mentioned about the pubes on the pizza to the effect of how can someone get away and not be discovered putting pubes on a pizza.........well just like theres pre-meditated murders (planned out) there can be pre-meditated pubings! (maybe he had some stashed away for spice.

 

 

lmao sick

Oh yeah...DNA Fingerprinting. I have to know how that works for my test tomorrow.

 

What can possess a person to defile food like that...I mean people are starving all over the world and all these flockheads can think of is putting pubes and semen on other peoples' food because it will be funny...horrible, just horrible.

Posted

the problem is that the workers in fast food establishments are retarded drop outs or kids who want the money but aren't prepared for the work.

The jealousy flowing from them as you order the food while they work in a sess pit makes them do some crazy stuff.

Man they all need a good kick in !!

Posted

dang... fast food joints...

 

I like the BIG CHEESEBURGER that jacknthe crack makes...

eat that with some ranch dressing... lol soo fatty but so good...

 

other than that, i eat at restaurant or cook my own foods <_<:(

Posted

My friend used to work at Red Rooster - I donno if you have one of those over in America but its a big fast food chain in Australia - and he used to tell us all kind of horror stories. But the one that stuck with me was that one of them dropped a chicken on the floor, and the MANAGER made him cook it anyway! This was the guy in charge, and yet he forced the staff to breach their own health codes (I'm guessing)!

Posted
dang... fast food joints...

 

I like the BIG CHEESEBURGER that jacknthe crack makes...

eat that with some ranch dressing... lol soo fatty but so good...

 

other than that, i eat at restaurant or cook my own foods  <_<  :(

yeah, Jack Off in the Box is a lot better than McDonalds

 

I myself preffer the Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger jumbo sized :(

 

 

My friend used to work at Red Rooster - I donno if you have one of those over in America but its a big fast food chain in Australia - and he used to tell us all kind of horror stories. But the one that stuck with me was that one of them dropped a chicken on the floor, and the MANAGER made him cook it anyway! This was the guy in charge, and yet he forced the staff to breach their own health codes (I'm guessing)!
I guess he was just trying to save money or something? His name wouldn't happen to be Mr. Crabs would it?
Posted
dang... fast food joints...

 

I like the BIG CHEESEBURGER that jacknthe crack makes...

eat that with some ranch dressing... lol soo fatty but so good...

 

other than that, i eat at restaurant or cook my own foods  <_<  :P

yeah, Jack Off in the Box is a lot better than McDonalds

 

I myself preffer the Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger jumbo sized :(

 

 

My friend used to work at Red Rooster - I donno if you have one of those over in America but its a big fast food chain in Australia - and he used to tell us all kind of horror stories. But the one that stuck with me was that one of them dropped a chicken on the floor, and the MANAGER made him cook it anyway! This was the guy in charge, and yet he forced the staff to breach their own health codes (I'm guessing)!
I guess he was just trying to save money or something? His name wouldn't happen to be Mr. Crabs would it?

damn, that sounds hella grubbin...

 

:lol: i swear, i never in my life finished an "ULTIMATE CHEESEBURGER" prolly cause i'm too petite or probably it's just tooo.. ULTIMATE.

 

also, my friend ate a 1 lb burger @ foodruckers... i forget the name :(

but yeah.. i was like.. ahhh shi* man... :(:lol:

Posted

We used to have competitions about how many Hungry Jack's Whopper burgers we could eat (I think you Americans call it Burger King...us Aussies call it Hungry Jacks, for some reason.)

 

The best was three Whoppers in a row, the record held by my cousin just before me and the boys all went to see a cricket match.

Posted

heh, this is why i usually just order Sushi or Chinese food, best food ever, and at least the asians have half a mind to respect their work (why would you cook food and then ruin it? waste of time isnt it?)

 

Japan makes so much more sense to me, im going to move there when i can, and if i cant, then im going to canada, im sick of this place..

Posted
dang... fast food joints...

 

I like the BIG CHEESEBURGER that jacknthe crack makes...

eat that with some ranch dressing... lol soo fatty but so good...

 

other than that, i eat at restaurant or cook my own foods  :bounce:  :lol:

yeah, Jack Off in the Box is a lot better than McDonalds

 

I myself preffer the Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger jumbo sized :bounce:

 

 

My friend used to work at Red Rooster - I donno if you have one of those over in America but its a big fast food chain in Australia - and he used to tell us all kind of horror stories. But the one that stuck with me was that one of them dropped a chicken on the floor, and the MANAGER made him cook it anyway! This was the guy in charge, and yet he forced the staff to breach their own health codes (I'm guessing)!
I guess he was just trying to save money or something? His name wouldn't happen to be Mr. Crabs would it?

damn, that sounds hella grubbin...

 

:lol: i swear, i never in my life finished an "ULTIMATE CHEESEBURGER" prolly cause i'm too petite or probably it's just tooo.. ULTIMATE.

 

also, my friend ate a 1 lb burger @ foodruckers... i forget the name :bounce:

but yeah.. i was like.. ahhh shi* man... :bounce::lol:

yeah...ultimate Cheeseburgers are nothing for me, I always have room for the fries (which there needs to be more of :lol: )

 

hmm..a 1lb burger?! damn, this is something I gotta try hanginl

Posted

"You know they call a Quarter Pounder in France? The Royale with Cheese." Hehehe...I love that movie.

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...