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His semen was all like "hello egg" and the egg was like, " yo" then the semen said, "bitch you nasty, I'm outy like a belly button" and it peaced the fuck out. The egg cried.

 

OOOOHHHH, snap. Been there, done that, on more than one occasion. Not fun, but eh, what can I say, I have a penis. :P

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His semen was all like "hello egg" and the egg was like, " yo" then the semen said, "bitch you nasty, I'm outy like a belly button" and it peaced the fuck out. The egg cried.

 

OOOOHHHH, snap. Been there, done that, on more than one occasion. Not fun, but eh, what can I say, I have a penis. :P

 

What happened? Were you almost a dad?

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His semen was all like "hello egg" and the egg was like, " yo" then the semen said, "bitch you nasty, I'm outy like a belly button" and it peaced the fuck out. The egg cried.

 

OOOOHHHH, snap. Been there, done that, on more than one occasion. Not fun, but eh, what can I say, I have a penis. :P

 

What happened? Were you almost a dad?

 

Nah, well I dont think, just missed periods on random occasions.

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His semen was all like "hello egg" and the egg was like, " yo" then the semen said, "bitch you nasty, I'm outy like a belly button" and it peaced the fuck out. The egg cried.

Yeah something like that :P

 

I was punched a pregnant woman in the stomach and made her future hoodlum aborted. Instant omelet.

Skythe: *punches*

 

Skythe: Good luck getting the shards and yoke out.

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Yeah....I'm thinking this whole thread just needs to be deleted :P

 

 

Gettin' kinda....off base.

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Just something I threw out there because of the disagreement we had. But whatever..no biggie.

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