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Blasphemy! NO woman can cook a steak. Back off! Get yer own BBQ!

must...... resist...... temptation.............. to agree with cinder............ !!!!!!!!!

 

Taught the right way a woman can cook anything right. But don't ask me I'm just a girl!

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I grind them up and make drumsticks out of their bones so that I can roCk the ages away.

Heh... thats an offal lot of effort for some drumsticks... Perhaps you should train them to fetch beer! Less of a mess.

 

I'm good at fetching more than beer, I can make mixed drinks! I'm trained! :thumbsup1:

but can you cook a steak. :naughty:

 

I can cook and whatever else is needed, I'm a GF/Mom/Wife/Chef/Bartender/Janitor/Bouncer/Secretary/Soldier/Nurse and a student....All of which make no money :naughty:

 

I only home cook meals cause bought food tastes weird.

Ok.... You are a prime candidate for cloning. We need more of you. All of that is amazing... but what seals the deal... is the soldier part on top of it all.

:naughty:

 

"My (Mom / Girl) can kick your (Mom's / Girls's) ass!"

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I grind them up and make drumsticks out of their bones so that I can roCk the ages away.

Heh... thats an offal lot of effort for some drumsticks... Perhaps you should train them to fetch beer! Less of a mess.

 

I'm good at fetching more than beer, I can make mixed drinks! I'm trained! :thumbsup1:

but can you cook a steak. :naughty:

 

I can cook and whatever else is needed, I'm a GF/Mom/Wife/Chef/Bartender/Janitor/Bouncer/Secretary/Soldier/Nurse and a student....All of which make no money :naughty:

 

I only home cook meals cause bought food tastes weird.

Ok.... You are a prime candidate for cloning. We need more of you. All of that is amazing... but what seals the deal... is the soldier part on top of it all.

:naughty:

 

"My (Mom / Girl) can kick your (Mom's / Girls's) ass!"

but we'll have to extract the canada genes first. (cold hands brr)

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I grind them up and make drumsticks out of their bones so that I can roCk the ages away.

Heh... thats an offal lot of effort for some drumsticks... Perhaps you should train them to fetch beer! Less of a mess.

 

I'm good at fetching more than beer, I can make mixed drinks! I'm trained! :thumbsup1:

but can you cook a steak. :naughty:

 

I can cook and whatever else is needed, I'm a GF/Mom/Wife/Chef/Bartender/Janitor/Bouncer/Secretary/Soldier/Nurse and a student....All of which make no money :naughty:

 

I only home cook meals cause bought food tastes weird.

Ok.... You are a prime candidate for cloning. We need more of you. All of that is amazing... but what seals the deal... is the soldier part on top of it all.

:naughty:

 

"My (Mom / Girl) can kick your (Mom's / Girls's) ass!"

 

Oh I was wrong about one thing, Soldier me does make money. Just not much, but they do pay for my college!!

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See my buddy Scott, he is lucky too! Hera here always has something or other to eat. Cooking all the time. Great since of humor and an avid gamer! She doesn't play (mind) games, which is... well... phenomenal!!! I do so hate the mind games our more emotionally inept and childish females tend to play. So Hera and Bambi have their head screwed on straight. Lets hear it for these girls!!!

 

:thumbsup1::naughty::naughty::naughty::clapping::clapping::clapping:

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I only home cook meals cause bought food tastes weird.

 

This only makes sense if you live on a farm.

 

Ok I meant I prepare my own food and not canned food or the ready made meals. I start from scratch, but ya there's alot of farms around here if the stores closed.

 

I like hot pockets too :thumbsup1:

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